The Gross.. Guilty food thread

[juttjaw]

Come on.. we all have them. The crap we shove in our mouths when we are famished....

Of course, we all like to post 'pretty pictures' of food.. Made by us or not. But there is always that ravenous beast that just needs to feed... It may be heading home at 3 am and stopping by that 'Diner' that we all watch on commercials..
*note: Perkins has some of the BEST coffee at 4 am..

Or it may be getting home and slamming every left over in the fridge.. and/or cooking those frozen O'Brian's hash browns you've had in your freezer since last Easter.... Either way, we all have a comfort food..

What's yours?

Mine? Well, I'll give you my recipe...

1. pull out the ham lunchmeat..
2. pull out the tortillas you keep next to your lunch meat..
3. pull out that jar of 'Super Chunk' peanut butter...
4. layer 4 pieces of ham overlapping each other by half..
5. place said lunchmeat on said tortilla...
6. fold back the ham in half..
7. smear on a copious amount of SUPER CHUNKY peanut butter..
8. roll it up..
9. bask in the soft of the tortilla.. salty of the ham.. sweet and crunch of the peanut butter...

Seriously, some may not like this.. Some may mock.. but I'm telling you, try it.. you'll like it... then take 4 ibuprofen and get some fucking sleep you drunk!

 

[Aquagal]

Haha.

 

[juttjaw]

Haha.

Thanks.. you're support is very welcome.




You're such a Llama

 

[Aquagal]

I can't imagine ham ever pairing with peanut butter.

My go to junk are chips, dark chocolate stuck in peanut butter, toast, cookies. It must be shoved in quickly. If I have to take time to make something it's going to be wonderful.

 

[juttjaw]

I can't imagine ham ever pairing with peanut butter.

My go to junk are chips, dark chocolate stuck in peanut butter, toast, cookies. It must be shoved in quickly. If I have to take time to make something it's going to be wonderful.

Try it... you might like it....

wait...

dark chocolate stuck in peanut butter toast??? and you cant see how ham and peanut butter go together???

Chips.. I love chips.. although, im on a chip hiatus at the moment.. freak nacho accident.. bad deal.. the roof of my mouth got fucked up bad man.. it was a very VERY bad deal.

 

[Aquagal]

You see that comma between the PB and toast? That means two separate things. But PB on toast is good too. Just no chocolate.

Burritos should consist of meat and salsa. In a pinch I can do butter spread inside and roll it up. I'm an awesome burrito roller upper that was taught to me at my very first job at Taco Hell.

 

[juttjaw]

You see that comma between the PB and toast? That means two separate things. But PB on toast is good too. Just no chocolate.

Burritos should consist of meat and salsa. In a pinch I can do butter spread inside and roll it up. I'm an awesome burrito roller upper that was taught to me at my very first job at Taco Hell.

OH!! my vision is getting blurry... I love toast toast with a lot of salted butter! Chocolate... eh..

How is butter and tortilla more flavorful than smokey, salty ham and roasty, chunky peanut butter?? Ever had a salted nut roll?? salty and sweet.. like peas and carrots...

I've never had a food job.... my first job was repoman at a Rent-to-own company..

 

[juttjaw]

AND I'm pretty sure Toxic Hell didn't come up with the rules of burrito making.. Its open for interpretation ..

 

[Riles]

I can't imagine ham ever pairing with peanut butter.

My go to junk are chips, dark chocolate stuck in peanut butter, toast, cookies. It must be shoved in quickly. If I have to take time to make something it's going to be wonderful.

I do this too. A jar of pb and a handful of those 'celebration' dark chocolate biscuits and a knife....that is my cheat treat for Survivor nights.

Otherwise I turn to the kids cereal.

 

[warrior queen]

None of my go-to food is gross *insert halo here*
I pig out on exotic fruit - starfruit, dragonfruit, mango, melons, etc. There are days when apples and oranges simply won't cut it

 

[Queen2B]

It's don't think it's gross but when it's every girl's favorite time of the month
Peanut butter
Nutella
Banana slices
Giant Marshmallow
Arnold's Oatmeal Bread, toasted

or

Plain bagel, toasted
Cream Cheese
Tomato

 

[Lyricalli]

Plain bagel, toasted
Cream Cheese
Tomato

Nothing gross about that! Also good with onion bagels, everything bagels, etc. Great breakfast during the height of tomato season. And only good with really fresh tomatoes.



And, Juttjaw, I'll try to remember to try your ham and peanut butter concoction. I never just chunky peanut butter for much, but I could use creamy peanut butter and and add some chopped peanuts.

 

[Penuche]

I have two, no three, edible vices:

Deep fried spring rolls from the late night anywhere-that's-open

Beefburgers

Hotdogs from anywhere I can't check the ingredients or where they're not handled with separate tongs.

A savoury tooth combined with a food allergy can lead to playing russian roulette with a 12-24 hour time delay, go me.

The same applies to kissing etc anyone who's eaten my personal equivalent of kryptonite in the last 12 hours. It made dating a slightly more *ahem* ineteresting experience.

 

[Queen2B]

Great breakfast during the height of tomato season. And only good with really fresh tomatoes.

Heirlooms are my fav for this
Just a hint of sweetness
Yum!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I like to eat peanuts, cheese, pickles, and Pepsi all at the same time. I've cut way back on soda, which has reduced the frequency of this snack's appearance in my life.

 

[juttjaw]

I like to eat peanuts, cheese, pickles, and Pepsi all at the same time. I've cut way back on soda, which has reduced the frequency of this snack's appearance in my life.

SEE! You get it

Salty, Sweet, Sour, Bitter... Fuck, we should open a Thai place together...

 

[juttjaw]

Nothing gross about that! Also good with onion bagels, everything bagels, etc. Great breakfast during the height of tomato season. And only good with really fresh tomatoes.



And, Juttjaw, I'll try to remember to try your ham and peanut butter concoction. I never just chunky peanut butter for much, but I could use creamy peanut butter and and add some chopped peanuts.

yes! It doesn't have to be chunky.. its just what I usually buy nowa days. AND if I may be a little picky here.. don't go for the special ham.. simple smoked ham will do. Honey ham or brown sugar ham or pineapple ham or John hamm are not good.. just plain ol ham.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I had a friend that would put peanut butter on her hot dogs. For me when I'm really tired, I carve salty, over processed foods like ramen noodles. Yesterday I really wanted some Lipton rice and sauce. Seeing as how we had none in the house, fella made me plain white rice with a nice cheddar added to it.

 

[Aquagal]

Frozen chocolate chip waffles with peanut butter smeared all over it.

 

[SquirtnBrat]

Try it... you might like it....
dark chocolate stuck in peanut butter toast??? and you cant see how ham and peanut butter go together??.

I had a friend that would put peanut butter on her hot dogs.

I am guilty of this as well, pb and hot dogs. As long as the bun is toasted it's amazing!
I made chocolates this weekend with Belgian 70% cocoa... I'm munching on them now.

 

[Sean]

http://www.fatboyskebabpizza.co.uk/myimages/134/lambdonerkebab.png

 

[SquirtnBrat]

http://www.fatboyskebabpizza.co.uk/myimages/134/lambdonerkebab.png

Omg. A gyro. Drool. Fuck me sidewise. I could use one of those!

 

[Sean]

Omg. A gyro. Drool. Fuck me sidewise. I could use one of those!

Doner kebab. After pub ambrosia. I could kill for one right now but there isn't a decent kebab shop in this god forsaken shithole of a town.

 

[SquirtnBrat]

Doner kebab. After pub ambrosia. I could kill for one right now but there isn't a decent kebab shop in this god forsaken shithole of a town.

Is it chicken or lamb? In Detroit we call them gyros. Kababs are on sticks drizzled with lemon juice. Nom.

 

[juttjaw]

Frozen chocolate chip waffles with peanut butter smeared all over it.

Sicko