"The Green Fairy"

[Expertise]

Just read a news article stating that British Columbia (a canadian province) is about to begin selling Absinthe in its liquor stores.Its banned almost everywhere else in North America. This stuff (the kindest word I can think of for it)is wickedly potent tastes horrendous IMHO and is relatively toxic. Therefor you just know its gonna' be the hip booze shortly. A bunch of whacked out yuppies in Lotus land trying to be Van Gogh and cutting off their ears.

Anybody else ever tried this urine/anti-freeze licorish flavored windsheild washer fluid?

 

[Juliangel]

Anybody else ever tried this urine/anti-freeze licorish flavored windsheild washer fluid?

uhh thankfully no I haven't eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ya know..... Exp......

I've heard of this shit for years and never seen it - is it stronger that Grain? Have you tired it?

 

[Deborah]

Well dagnabbit anyway, I thought by the title of the thread that Expertise was finally going to fess up.

 

[April]

windshield washer fluid?

Thank you for reminding me!

 

[Expertise]

Tried it just so I could say that I had. One of lifes little badges.

Its not stronger than grain alchohol on an alchohol by volume basis. It just has all these lovely toxins that make people do some weird shit. The story goes that Van Gogh was drunk off his ass on it when he cut off his ear. Some of the toxins induce psychotic episodes... fun stuff.

The drug thujone is one of them. Absinthe gets it from its wormwood base. It has been proven to cause seizures and hallucinations eve in small doses. Peyote in a bottle.

[Edited by Expertise on 01-04-2001 at 06:25 AM]

 

[Expertise]

Hi Deb!

Nope still strictly hetero.... so feel free to blow me.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Hubby was stationed in Okinawa and said Absinthe contains opium, ergo the psychosis He had some and didn't much care for it. He got to do all the fun stuff. *sigh*
But then, he was a young, dumb, drunk Marine. He could have been wrong.

 

[Merelan]

Ewwwwww... I couldn't get past the smell. Well, I did, a little. Spit, gag... Only time I actually spit something out in public.

That doesn't sound right...

 

[Deborah]

Expertise, latent homosexual tendencies are nothing to be ashamed of. You will always be "Green Fairy" to me, at least until you take back what you said about me driving a Windstar.

 

[naudiz]

Huh. I kind of liked the stuff.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

The closest I ever got was....

Pernod. That stuff will kill you. If you really want to want "strong" try green Chartreuse.

If you want real high alcohol content without the narcotic, Everclear is the drink for you. I think that it's almost 200 proof. You MUST cut the stuff in order to drink it. I have fond memories of using it to make a real "punch" in my college fraternity days. Sigh!

There is a bar in New Orleans called The Absinthe House. They don't serve the real stuff anymore, since its outlawed. They do, however serve less potent stuff in a truly wonderful atmoshere.

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[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-04-2001 at 09:32 AM]

 

[Expertise]

I appologize Deborah....

.....for neglecting to remember that you drive a Volvo along with the rest of the soccer mommie set.

Deborah you really have to learn to lighten up a little.

 

[Dragonlady]

I will pass on the pestacide..Thanks anyways

 

[Expertise]

Passing on pesticide

Geeze Dragonlady. And here I was ready to take you up on the "lick my ass" offer.

But, no guts no glory

 

[Guest]

Hey Green Fairy (Expertise), thanks for coming out of the closet. Encouraged me to do likewise. You go girl!

 

[Dragonlady]

Re: Passing on pesticide

Geeze Dragonlady. And here I was ready to take you up on the "lick my ass" offer.

But, no guts no glory

*Bending over and showing my ass to you* LICK ME PLEASE!!

 

[Expertise]

Never In Drag aka Dynamic Deborah Deisel Dyke does not need your penis donations.

L'il Debbie already has nine honkin personalized (with a lovely cross stich) inches of plastic. She melted down her shoulder pads molded it around the tire iron from her Volvo Station Wagon and calls it by the pet name Flagg while masturbating furiously with it.

Even with your attempt at a mask, your idiocy shines through Big D. Better luck next time sweetums.