The Greatest ever pickup line? Or is it shite?

[MADDOG]

I was sitting at home the other day and for some reason a phrase popped into my head and it brought a smile to my face. I began to think that it could be the greatest pickup line ever (But it's probably just as bad or worse than all the others). Let me know what you think.

"I'm taking a survey: Are you for or against kissing me?"

Hey?! What do you think?! Obviously you could change the agenda to "for or against a date", or "a root" or whatever, and I don't know if it is worthy of being an opening line - it may just be good for moving things forward, but I think it may have potential!

P.S. Here's another one I invented which may be worthy of your attention...

"Damn this A.D.D.! I came here for the music, and now all I can do it think about you!"

If you guys have any ORIGINALS, post them here too.

Let me know!

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[Dickfer]

Well the first one is OK. Second one is wack... If you use a pickup line make it known you know it's in fun and it will go further...

 

[Dahlia]

If you I thought you were cute, the first line would definitely get you into a conversation with me.

The second line would get a serious cold shoulder.

 

[Flashlight7.5]

My best pick-up line, that has never failed, is "I like your___." It's usually "I like your hair." or "I like your ear/eyebrow/navel ring." I find that starting a conversation with an honest compliment is best.

 

[Renee]

Maddog, use the first one. It would definitely work on me. I would tell you I'm for it.. then I would ask you for a sample.

 

[Thephantomprincess]

OK: One my gay guy friend loves
"I'm having a party in my mouth and everyone is cumming"

A simple hello usually works best for me.

 

[Neoapril]

Maddog, I love the first line. If it was used on me, I would laugh, but I think that's not a bad way to start a conversation. Just be sure not to use it when your "victim" is drinking something, or you'll need a towel! LOL BTW, the best line ever used on me was "You should take a lover!"

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[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Savage Kitten:
i wonder what pickup lines women have used.. and whats the best men have heard from women...

From a story I read long ago:

Woman: "You look just like my third husband."

Man: "Oh, really? How many times have you been married?"

Woman: "Twice."

 

[Softly]

"Hillary doesn't understand me."

"Hi, I'm Bill Gates."

 

[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by Softly:
"Hillary doesn't understand me."

"Hi, I'm Bill Gates."

Hilary: "Bill...I have two words for you...

Micro and soft. Goodbye."

 

[Savage Kitten]

haha MADDOG!! i really liked the 1st one! too cute... even tho i'm a girl.. i think i may try that one next time i'm out *wink* hehe

most responses i've seen here so far are pickups from men to women.. (this maybe should be a new thread but...) i wonder what pickup lines women have used.. and whats the best men have heard from women... maddog?

 

[Savage Kitten]

Micro and soft.

haha damn thats cruel!! LL.. you da bomb!!! haha

 

[MADDOG]

Yeah! I'm so glad you guys like my first line! I thought I was onto something but you never can tell. You're right Savage Kitten, that's the beauty of it... It would work just as well for girls as it would for guys. You guys are free to try it out, but if anyone asks, it's a MADDOG original!

You know, I have never actually had a pickup line used on me (Or not an obvious one anyway). I've been called gorgeous, I've been told I look like Brad Pitt (I don't, but hey!). If you want to pick me up, all you really need to do is pinch me on the ass! That is a really good start. It lets me know your interested so it takes the pressure off, and from there, I can decide whether or not I'm going to go for it. I think though, that it's not so much the line as the woman behind it.

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[Lovely Latina]

Dammit Dammit S...ova...Bitch! (double post screw up)



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[Lovely Latina]

Maddog...

Has anyone ever told you that you look incredibly like Brad Pitt? (_l_) *pinch pinch* http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/hapfac01.gif



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[MADDOG]

Hey LL, I think I love you! Wanna go halves in a baby?

MADDOG

 

[Savage Kitten]

i dunno about LL but i'd go halves in a hot tub!

*wink*

 

[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by MADDOG:
Hey LL, I think I love you! Wanna go halves in a baby?

Sure! But you get the half that makes the poopies! http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/tongue.gif

 

[MADDOG]

LL, no deal! We'll have to alternate ownership of that end! I may be pretty, but I'm not stupid!

I'll definately take you up on your hot tub offer though Savage Kitten!

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[Lovely Latina]

<ponderances>

So ya think that a "Brad Pitt-type" could ever go for a "Jennifer Lopez-type" (but more petite and w/out the huge boo-tay?) Or would we "Lopezes" be ignored because of all the blondie "Paltrows" and "Anistons" in the room? Grrrrrrr.

Btw...how do you feel about having kids? = )P

 

[MADDOG]

Speaking on behalf of all the Brad Pitteans, Jennifer Lopezeans are hot! This Brad Pitt would definatley go there! (But a little more petite is better. JL's Ass could sink the Titanic!, but I don't have a problem with it on her.)

And LL, kids rule. I definately want at least 2, a boy and a girl. Maybe more. Maybe less. I grew up a single child and I don't feel I missed out on too much. At least I didn't have to share with some snotty little bastard brother! (I have a half brother and a half sister, but I'm only just getting to know them).

MADDOG

 

[Skibum]

As for pick up lines - if you can walk up to a girl and lick your own eyebrows you'll never need a pick up line again.

 

[Renee]

HEY!!!!

What the hell is going on here? I go away for a few days, and when I come back I see LL is trying to steal my guy from me.

And MADDOG, what is this??? You want her to have a baby with you?

I don't think that was part of the deal in the Auction, when you said you wanted me, or, did I miss something?

Sheesh I can't leave this board for a minute... you girls move in too quick. The only girl I am sharing Maddog with is Nicole.. since Zuluboy bought us for her and Golden

So all you other girls, please move on to someone else.. thank you for your time and cooperation in this matter

 

[Lovely Latina]

Ummmm...

No speaka inglish...me no doing bad. I inn-O-cent Renee. How you can be mad at this?:
http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/rollsmile.gif

*teehee*

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[Savage Kitten]

I only got one bit of advice for ya Renee, girlfriend.... keep your dawg on a shorter leash! *wicked grin* hehe