The Greatest Bitches

[Funklat]

Beginning with the infamous EVE, who were/are the greatest Bitches in history?

1) EVE

2)

 

[phrodeau]

Your momma.

 

[Funklat]

Your momma.

Excellent choice.

Keep them coming.

 

[TexasWife25]

not sure if I should take this as funny
or the ramblings of a sad man who think women belong in the kitchen and cant understand why no one will touch his pee pee ....

*shrug*

 

[Funklat]

not sure if I should take this as funny
or the ramblings of a sad man who think women belong in the kitchen and cant understand why no one will touch his pee pee ....

*shrug*

But of course I am adept at the insidious art of the pleasant cut but you have to understand the following:

My greatest respect is for a true Woman. But little have I for she who would scheme to be less than a woman, and less still for she would aspire to be more than woman!
In no way do I degrade or demean the female by referring to her as a Bitch. Rather I commend her on holding onto her integrity by being the very essence of a bitch when she is protecting that which is hers. The female of the species is the most fierce of all.
For you see, every woman is a bitch! If she weren't, she'd be useless. It is her bitchiness that gives humankind a chance of survival. As nature intended, the male is attracted to and can't help but follow that which is called the "bitch factor" in the woman. The bigger the bitch, the greater the following. Where would the world be if there were no bitches?

 

[Brian_In_Denile]

They have to be in chronological order?

 

[Funklat]

They have to be in chronological order?

Not really. Anything goes

 

[Brian_In_Denile]

Good 'cause there was a huge gap between Eve and Cleo.

 

[TexasWife25]

Delilah

Nothing bitchier then cutting off your mans source of power.

 

[Funklat]

Good 'cause there was a huge gap between Eve and Cleo.

Without doubt the second foremost Bitch known to man.

 

[Funklat]

Delilah

Amen to that one!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Of course women are bitches! What else could they be! They dont even like each other. Fuck what they think, if you got enough money theyll spread their legs and like it.

 

[Brian_In_Denile]

Mother Theresa. She was given the honerary title of mother 'cause she was a real mother.

 

[Funklat]

Mother Theresa. She was given the honerary title of mother 'cause she was a real mother.

Hallelujah to that one!

 

[QueenLevitra]

Snow White's stepmother.

 

[Cheyenne]

Snow White's stepmother.

Maleficent has my vote.

 

[TexasWife25]

Guinevere

Cheated on her husband with his best friend

 

[GracefullyYours]

Jezebel

 

[TexasWife25]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/98_moy/touts/timeline_tout.jpg

 

[QueenLevitra]

Lorena Bobbit

 

[GracefullyYours]

Lisbeth Salander

 

[TexasWife25]

Helen of Troy

Bitch launched a thousand ships all so she could leave her husband for another man

 

[garbage can]

Lizzie Borden

 

[great lover]

dolf

 

[Funklat]

Nancy Reagan