The Great Big Revision Avoid

[TheEarl]

I'm up at 2.00am. I shouldn't be up at this time. I have an exam tomorrow. The trouble is that I don't yet know enough to pass said exam. But it's so fucking boring that I'm here. Wasting time. Time which could be spent sleeping. But if I sleep then I won't know anything. And won't be able to pass the exam.

My mind is a strange and dangerous place.

Anyway, here's a timewaster for you all:


With only one attempt and absolutely no editing, type your name with your...


Fingers: The Earl

One eye closed: The Earl

chin: YTjhuer EWarl

cheek: 56Thje A|ER2sarfl

Elbow: The eArl

Lips:Thr Earl

Palm:the earekl

Back of hand: T5\he Esgtrol;

Nose: 6hyenb Earl


The Earl

 

[minsue]

What, no toes?

 

[TheEarl]

What, no toes?

Fine, if you insist:

Toes: The Earl

My toes are great.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

I'm duly impressed.

 

[Guest]

You're probably asleep now, but what about with that really special digit only blokes have?

Pear

 

[LadyJeanne]

You're probably asleep now, but what about with that really special digit only blokes have?

Pear

*giggles*

I'm glad someone asked....

 

[TheEarl]

You're probably asleep now, but what about with that really special digit only blokes have?

Pear

I was waiting for someone to suggest it.

Is no-one else willing to waste time with me?

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You're pretty damn good with your lips and toes. Me, I can't even type with just my left hand. I'm terribly uncoordinated, well, except for my tongue.

 

[minsue]

I'm just here to watch

 

[carsonshepherd]

You are such a slut.

 

[minsue]

You are such a slut.

I do hope that was a timing issue and you meant the lovely Miss Scarlet....

 

[TheEarl]

Tongue: The Earl

Dextrous lips and tongue. It appears I do have gift for something, or at least the prerequisite physical skills.

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

I do hope that was a timing issue and you meant the lovely Miss Scarlet....

I only call people sluts that I really know are sluts.



to Scarlett

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You are such a slut.

You say that like it's a bad thing. There's a shortage of sluts here at Lit, right?

minsue : I'm just here to watch

Are there any exhibitionists?

 

[Bridget69]

Is this a segment of "Stupid Human Tricks"?

 

[minsue]

Are there any exhibitionists?

One can only hope

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Tongue: The Earl

Dextrous lips and tongue. It appears I do have gift for something, or at least the prerequisite physical skills.

The Earl

You have many other talents, the lips and tongue are just a bonus.