The Glow in the Dark Penis
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Well, you'd see him coming toward you in a dark room. And you wouldn't need a light to film inside a vagina. 
Kind of reminds me of that scene in, I forget the movie now, where the guy put on a glow in the dark rubber. They filmed it in the dark, so all you saw were the glow in the dark rubbers on stiffies.
Kind of reminds me of that scene in, I forget the movie now, where the guy put on a glow in the dark rubber. They filmed it in the dark, so all you saw were the glow in the dark rubbers on stiffies.
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Well, you'd see him coming toward you in a dark room. And you wouldn't need a light to film inside a vagina.
Kind of reminds me of that scene in, I forget the movie now, where the guy put on a glow in the dark rubber. They filmed it in the dark, so all you saw were the glow in the dark rubbers on stiffies.
That was John Ritter in Skin Deep. Can't recall which actress shared the scene. I do know that Julianne Phillips, the first Mrs. Springsteen., was ornamental in it.
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It'd be like a tiny lightsaber, it's read or purple glow illuminating the ridges and rolls of his lower abs in a pitch black room.
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Hmmmm... I pictured it as green or blue...maybe turquoise
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Yes, that was it. I sat there laughing so hard and I never laugh at comedy type movies. Yes, I'm that stoic. I'm also never scared by horror movies that's why I never watch those.
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You're supposed to watch the horror movies for the starlets...
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Amazing how many people here seem to be able to do without the slightest touch of realism.
It's as though they see no difference between imagination and absurdity.
It's as though they see no difference between imagination and absurdity.
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you say that like absurdity is a bad thing.
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Absurdity plays precisely the same role in erotic writing as it does in road planning...
... people end up confused, lost and just a teensy bit resentful of the moron who inflicted the situation on them...
... people end up confused, lost and just a teensy bit resentful of the moron who inflicted the situation on them...
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did he notice the forum name?
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I know but the rest of the movie is just so bad that I can forego the starlets. The last horror movie I watched was World War Z and while the first time a zombie moved faster than light surprised me, the rest was horrible.
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I have to laugh at this... if any of you have ever lived in Atlanta you'll know why. There is no around the block if you miss your turn in Atlanta, except in Downtown. All the other roads and street were planned by throwing spaghetti again a piece of paper.
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What has realism got to do with glow in the dark penises? Or erotica for that matter? Isn't most erotica really Sci-Fi / Fantasy?
What has realism got to do with glow in the dark penises? Or erotica for that matter? Isn't most erotica really Sci-Fi / Fantasy?
No. Serious erotica avoids all of that crap like the plague.
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All what crap? Guys can fuck for hours and hours? All guys have 10 inches dicks?? All woman just love monster dicks? All wives are cheaters?
Crap like magic spells and "beam me up, Scottie"...
... you know: the kind of puerile stuff that leads to lazy, rabbit-out-of-the-hat solutions to plot construction and consequently to all but worthless writing.
You want people to feel something might really be happening..? That they're flies on the wall..? You want that level of erotic excitement..?
... then root what you write in the familiar and the everyday, something they can identify with.
... you know: the kind of puerile stuff that leads to lazy, rabbit-out-of-the-hat solutions to plot construction and consequently to all but worthless writing.
You want people to feel something might really be happening..? That they're flies on the wall..? You want that level of erotic excitement..?
... then root what you write in the familiar and the everyday, something they can identify with.
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Here at Lit, a lot of us (and our readers) try to avoid serious erotica, The world has more than enough seriousness in it.
Maybe that's why my favourite exit line to conclude a Story Idea post is "and hilarity ensued".
Sex should be fun. So should Literotica.
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This is a new problem?
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Last I heard the Roddenberry estate wasn't worthless. George Lucas isn't broke. The Disney Empire is omnipresent. JK Rowling, bless her transphoic heart, went from poverty to riches like magic...
and Blake Edwards, who wrote and directed Skin Deep was married to Julie Andrews. That movie was just one of his hit (he brought us the Pink Panther series). Imdb says it grossed almost $20 million on a $9 million budget. And oh, he directed Breakfast at Tiffany's and The Days of Wine and Roses. But yeah, puerile stuff...
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Oh and I forgot the 44dddd breasted women. I don't even think a crazed plastic surgeon would make a women that big.
