The girl across the street...

[Lasz]

... from me has to have the HUGEST pair of tits I have ever seen! I just want to titty fuck them and have my cock engulfed beetween then. Then I want to shoot my stuff all over her face, which happens to be cute too.

 

[DarlingPen]

hmm...where do you live??

 

[Lasz]

Across the street from the girl with the nice huge tits!

Didnt I already cover this part?

 

[DarlingPen]

hmm...well go say hi,dude!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Liontamr]

Damn!

All I got across the street is a house full of people who make it a habit to throw parties every Friday night that always end in a wild fight into the street.

I think next weekend will be a record 3rd time in a row the cops show up to break things up.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You're a potty-mouthed perv, Laz.

But he sure does mean well.

 

[Lasz]

hmm...well go say hi,dude!!!

I did, then I got introduced to her roommate/boyfriend.

I hope they end up in a fight and she asks to spend the night over here.

 

[Lasz]

You're a potty-mouthed perv, Laz.

Oh you are just jealous because your not the one I am drooling at from across the street

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasz]

WHy the frownie face?

 

[MechaBlade]

Where the hell have you been, Laz?

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasz]

I was back home for the summer, and now I am back to school.

My first class is in 13 hours!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Hell is vastly underrated.

If it will make you feel better, I'll perv on you if you move across the street.

 

[Guest]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Put that scope away and I might

Crosshairs, this fox don't need no stinking crosshairs.

The scope is not the problem, it improves the perving....I will, however promise no bulletts....

 

[Guest]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Sooo... you fire blanks, right??

If I can get the damn barrel to straighten out.

 

[Guest]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Want me to bash it with this 'ere hammer?

Sorry. Not into the "rough trade" sort of thing.


However, if you want to polish it by rubbing it really hard, I could go for that.

 

[Orlanth]

You're a potty-mouthed perv, Laz.

We have Pervs here?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

We have Pervs here?

It is a fact well concealed by a variety of governmental agencies, all operating as part of the "Shoe World Odor" to oppress free thinking and tolerant religions everywhere.

 

[Guest]