The Gift of Gab

[lavender]

 

[HeavyStick]

how do we know you are a "dynamic whore"?

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

She is a dynamic whore.

Wish I could take you up on it Lav, but my inlaws are in town. *sob*

 

[lavender]

 

[Saint Peter]

She is a dynamic whore.

Wish I could take you up on it Lav, but my inlaws are in town. *sob*

My condolances.

 

[Saint Peter]

I must have fiber optic cooties or something.

No cooties. Just doing some research on the Dynamic Whore part.

 

[kotori]

To spread around.

I'm in a chatty mood. I feel free. I can't go out because I have a million things to do tomorrow. Anyone wanna talk? It's on my dime.

WTF? You've got my number. Dial away.

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Sorry, I can't talk. I sound much less refined in person. I say things like "dude" and "totally" without even realizing it.

Must be those California genes.

 

[Diablogrl]

when's our move-in date? you won't have this problem once you live with me. As a matter of fact, you'll be on this board complaining that such a quiet, shy girl never shuts up.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I must have fiber optic cooties or something.

lav is a dynamic phone whore...

I'd be careful, the last guy who chatted her up on the phone got a serious ear infection on account of the phone sex...

 

[MechaBlade]

NO, not the AV!!! AAaaaa!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Hell - if you're bored, just answer your pms.

 

[sunstruck]

lav is a dynamic phone whore...

I'd be careful, the last guy who chatted her up on the phone got a serious ear infection on account of the phone sex...

You really should see a doctor about that. It's starting to ooze.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You really should see a doctor about that. It's starting to ooze.

It took a mustard poultice and seven days and nights to clear up....
I had night sweats, fever, and my ear swolled up to cabbage size.

 

[kotori]

leave off, will ya?

she's talkin' to me

 

[sunstruck]

It took a mustard poultice and seven days and nights to clear up....
I had night sweats, fever, and my ear swolled up to cabbage size.

Next time try speaker phone. Unless you have hounds. There's no faster way to kill a mood than having your dog start howling along just as things start to peak.

 

[lavender]

 

[kotori]

or to quote the once famous jimmy ('good times') walker :

"dy-no-mite"

i know, he's no tim rock

 

[lavender]

 

[Jim_Henson]

Did I miss a stretch?