The GB Middle East Peace Formula

Lancecastor

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The GB might be the the best collection of academic prowess outside of Nobel Week.

Plus, we are honored to have an outstanding assembly of warriors in our midst.

I think the GB could create a viable middle east peace formula in jig time.

My personal plan is elegantly simple.

1. Give Central Park to the Jews ( build a new new Jerusalem there, bring the wailing wally, etc)... and give "israel" back to the arabs. "Israel Is A State of Mind" license plates.

2. Leave the sand people be, bomb thoroughly only when they get too restless for our tastes.
 
I think it was the Irish Times which first reported on Jared Kushner being considered as Trump's Middle East envoy.
 
Get us, Russia, China and the EU to agree to look the other way for about a month. Let them do whatever the hell they want to each other and at the end of the month whoever's left standing gets to be our friend or we all divvy up the trinitite and go on with our lives.
 
Nuke somebody.

Nuke everybody!

Don't discriminate.

"And we know that peace can only be won
When we're blowing-em all to kingdom come."
--J.McDonald
 
Didn't you do this very thread about a year and a half ago?



;) ;)


But it feels so fresh, like a rainbow over a meadow!

Let's change meadow to field in the final draft though; don't want Betty to cry on his new autonomouse keyboard.

By the way, of all things, there's a Dirk Gently series on Netflix.
 
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