The Gatrix (Satire)

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Neo is sitting at his computer watching gay porn then the screen goes blank!


"Neo, we are watching you!"

"Whoaa! What the fuck!"

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Trinity comes up behind him.

"It's not our gayness that drives us. It's the question that drives us."

"What is the Gatrix?"

"Yes."

"They're watching you, Neo."

"So are you?"

"Well, no, I'm a lesbian. But, Morpheus is."

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Neo meets Morpheus.

"What if you dick was caught in an ass so real you couldn't tell the difference."

"But, it's not."

"Neo, I can't tell you what the Gatrix is. I can show you the Gatrix. Are you ready to see the real world?"

"Yeah."

"The pink phallus takes you there. The blue phallus takes you back to your apartment. Which shall it be?"

"Pink. Fuck it!"

"My sentiments exactly."

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Neo meets Agent Smith.

"Mr. Anderson, somehow, someway, you set me free. I don't know how. I don't know why. I never considered gay sex before, but it's there. I can't stop going to the bathhouses. I can't stop thinking about it. But, you're the one."

"Bitch, you can't have me."

"I don't want you Mr. Anderson. I need you. I need to make you a part of me."

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At Gaydom. Everyone is assembled.

"For 100 years, we've fought the straight machines. We don't even use condoms. Tonight, let's have an orgy they'll never forget. Tonight, let's stain these walls of GAYDOM WITH OUR CUM!!! Let the ORGY BEGIN!!!"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ROARS THE CROWD.


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TBC....
 
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