The Futility Of It All

Todd

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We start with bad news …………….

Today in most areas of the country tens of millions of parents will take the most precious things in their lives – their children – and turn them over to the government to be educated. This can’t be good.

I really don’t know what’s worse: The widespread intellectual blindness that seems to affect virtually all parents at this time of year; or the continued inability of government-operated schools to do even a mediocre job of educating young children.

No, I’m not going to go through my entire repertoire on education today. Just some random thoughts to start the day’s school year.

->Smaller classes do not constitute school reform. Smaller classes only mean more union teachers. There is no data out there which proves that smaller classes means better learning.

->Similarly, spending more money does not guarantee an improvement in the educational product. Some of the schools that perform the best spend the least.

->There is no law, natural or otherwise, which says children cannot learn in a classroom with wheels. Building classrooms does not mean you’re building minds.

->As that Harvard sponsored study pointed out; the best way to improve the quality of education is to reduce the power of teacher’s unions. Nothing has been done to reduce the power of teacher’s unions. In fact, it has recently been shown that teacher’s unions were virtually in control of the Democratic Party in the 2000 elections.

->Most parents celebrate the first day of school not because their children are embarking on a grand learning experience, but because the children are out of their hair.

->They aren’t “public” schools. They are GOVERNMENT schools.
They are operated by and for the benefit of government, and the people who work there are government employees. The teachers, in their representative capacity, can more accurately be referred to as government agents.

->You can expect Christian schools to teach that you can’t have too much Christianity. Catholic schools will extol the virtues of Catholicism. Jewish schools will instill a pride in Judaism in their students. Similarly, you cannot reasonably expect a government school to teach children of the dangers of too much government. Government schools will teach children that government is wonderful.

->The most dangerous word used by kids in our government schools is the word “popular.”

->Those girls wandering the halls of their high schools with the bare bellies and skin-hugging tops? They don’t think that oral sex is sex. They learned this from Bill Clinton. It’s not a bad time to be a guy in high school.

->Teacher’s schools are the academic slums of most colleges and universities. As a group, undergraduates majoring in education have the lowest SAT scores, and education graduate students have the lowest GRE scores.

->Grade inflation is rampant. Georgia teachers will jump through their own nether-regions to make sure their students qualify for a Hope Scholarship. A “B” means virtually nothing.

->Two-thirds of black and Hispanic government school fourth grade students can’t read. There is no indication of a reversal of this trend any time soon. How in the hell did they get to the fourth grade if they can’t read?

->There is no greater empty boast than the bumper sticker that reads “My child is an honor student at the Such-and-such Elementary School.”

->The teacher’s unions single-handedly defeated Bush’s initiative to include a modest voucher plan in his education bill. There is no concept more frightening to union teachers than “school choice.”
Black parents are the largest identifiable group in support of school vouchers. Yet the Democratic Party is adamant in its opposition to vouchers? The reason is simple. Democrats don't have to earn the votes of blacks. They do have to earn the votes and support of teacher's unions.

->A University of Maryland study shows that 25% of home schooled students are one or more grades ahead of their peers in government schools.

->Home schooled students outperform government school students at every grade level. They also regularly dominate national contests such as spelling, geography and science contests.

->It is easier to get a parent to attend a Tupperware Party than it is to get them to attend a parent-teacher conference at school.
Teacher’s have virtually lost all ability to discipline unruly students. Government education would accomplish much more if unruly students could be simply kicked to the curb.


But ---- never mind me. Just put your kids on the bus, or into their new Cameros, and send them off to your friendly government reeducation camp for yet another year of baby sitting and indoctrination. Hey, it's not really your problem anyway, is it?
 
Camaro - two A's.

*sighs* just kidding. it's sad, though... I could read when I was three, and there are kids in my college courses who can't read as well as i could then. it's pitiful. public schools suck, private schools suck, and the reason i flunked all through middle school and most of high school is cause the classes were so boring, all this repeating shit i'd learned in elementary school, that i never bothered to do the homework cause i could have done it at age five.

(so on a slightly unrelated note, if your kid is smart and flunks anyway, that's most likely why.)
 
Yes, I want to know as well.

:p
 
buuuut A few other things about home schooling

1) Most parents don't have the time or money to home school.

2) Home school kids typically are Social Lepers.
 
My spelling and grammar and math should answer that question with out a doubt
 
And you have how many children in any form of school? As a parent of child who went to a "Government School", my child & most of the kids I know did just fine. The vast majority of parents I know are very involved in their children's education & spend many hours volunteering in the schools. Unfortunately, we don't make for very interesting headlines. It is much easier for the Almighty, All-knowing Todd to sit in his ivory tower & pass judgment on another subject that he has no real world experience in. I know many people who home school & while their children are doing fine academically, many of them have no real world experience. It is up to each family to decide how to best educate their children & I would never condemn anyone for that decision. I looked into home schooling at one point because my son had a late birthday & I wasn't sure he was ready for school. Quite honestly, I couldn't afford it, the cost of the textbooks alone was appalling & because I am not a big time Bible thumper, I was made to feel very unwelcome by the home school groups I talked to. It must be nice to know everything about everything, Todd. I can't imagine how I managed to raise my child as a single parent, sending him to "Government Schools" & he still turned out to be a fine young man who was taken way too soon.
 
Todd said:
My spelling and grammar and math should answer that question with out a doubt

Well you became a healthy, government questioning individual didn't you?
 
Well you seem to be fine, Todd.

:p
 
Re: Well you seem to be fine, Todd.

Siren said:



IF you want to improve on your skills.....why dont you home school yourself?

I have been homeschooling myself, you should have seen my speleling before I got online, unfortunately grammar is not progressing anywhere near as fast or as easy.

And finally just since last I can do the times table in my head from 0-200 without a calculator. I graduate high school with only being able to do 0-5 times table witht he aid of my fingers and paper.
 
Well since the home schooling hasnt improved your skills all that much

:p
 
Todd is the man

I can't help but chuckle at the way people absolutely lose their cookies over Todd's posts. He doesn't write these. Almost all of them are copied from boortz.com, then pasted here for your displeasure.

Consider him to be the clipping service dedicated to pissing people off.

And Todd, once in a while post some article from the NY Times or the Washington Post just to keep them on their toes.
 
Re: Re: Well you seem to be fine, Todd.

Todd said:


I have been homeschooling myself, you should ahave seen my speeling before I got online, unfortunately grammar is not progressing anywhere near as fast or as easy.


Hey, don't blame the school system for your lack of effort. SOme of us gave two damns in high school and got scholarships to vaguely prominent universities.

As Ms. Wormwood from Calvin & Hobbes said "You get out of school what you put into it."
 
Todd said:
We start with bad news ???

->Those girls wandering the halls of their high schools with the bare bellies and skin-hugging tops? They don’t think that oral sex is sex. They learned this from Bill Clinton. It’s not a bad time to be a guy in high school.

->A University of Maryland study shows that 25% of home schooled students are one or more grades ahead of their peers in government schools.

->Home schooled students outperform government school students at every grade level. They also regularly dominate national contests such as spelling, geography and science contests.


todd, realize that public education is a good sytem in the sense that not all people have parents who went to college or possibly even finsished high school.

if my mother had homeschooled me and i didn't kill myself (a likely event), i probably would be an ingrate living in the same shithole lifestyle she led.

i did great and public schools and now go to a public university (oh no the cycle continues...government good...democrats good...republicans who want to take MORE money from the education funding BAD!).

i had offers from private universities that offered full scholarships (it helps to get a 1390 on your sat's) and i went to public schools. hell, i also worked a fulltime job every damn day after high school. i had to pay the rent and bills and buy the food. i was the fucking parent at age 12. yea, that was my routine from age 12. school, work, cook, clean, pay for everything and anything, attempt to go to sleep (developed insomnia), drink milk (to cool the developing ulcers i got from stressing out).

public school did wonders for me and you know what, i'm going to put my kids in public school too...yup.

btw, met my fiancee here at my university and yes, i do plan to marry her, yes i do love her, and no this isn't young love but undying love.

now you're probably wondering why that little snippet about oral sex is still up there without having been addressed...that's because i will do so now.

to me, oral sex is sex, but it's not like penetrating sex. don't get technical and say the dick is penetraing her mouth or his tongue is penetrating her vagina. oral sex almost doesn't count to me as sex, but i do consider it sex. your comments are like those of people who didn't screw around a little in high school. if it makes you happy i kept myself a penetrating virgin until i met my fiancee and way after i proposed to her before we exchanged our virginities (shock, TWO virgins that went to public schools! we had gone through the oral sex stuff in high school, but we both chose not to have sex before we met our future mates).

so, that's my rant, how about a rebuttal?
 
And no matter what they brainwash little kids into thinking, I'll always know the American government sucks.

you know the pledge of allegiance?

"I pledge alleigance to the flag of the united states of america
for one nation under which it stands..."
don't remember the rest, what does that say? but think about the message of that little tune. i refused to say it anymore after i thought about it in the third grade, and i almost got expelled.
 
Re: Well since the home schooling hasnt improved your skills all that much

:p
 
Re: Re: Well since the home schooling hasnt improved your skills all that much

Siren said:



OMG EBW.........we are really thinking the same today.....

I think we are going to have to FUCK each other while we are in the 'zone'.;)

This is just getting creepy.
 
Re: Re: The Futility Of It All

tmuyo said:



to me, oral sex is sex, but it's not like penetrating sex. don't get technical and say the dick is penetraing her mouth or his tongue is penetrating her vagina. oral sex almost doesn't count to me as sex, but i do consider it sex.

I think you're wrong on this one. I have a simple test. Try getting a blow job from a girl and then tell all of your buddies that you had sex with her.

After the black eye you tell me if Oral Sex counts as sex.
 
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