The FUN Trashy Women of Lit

[someplace]

I came across this group (that seems to have gone domant the past couple of years) but the concept would be well suited for adaption here. (well, it made me smile, anyway)...

"Trashy is a State of Mind"

OUR MISSION
The "Trashy Women of Texas" are dedicated to fun, laughter and general merrymaking; with the intent to lift the spirits and hearts of our Trashy Women sisters.

Our organization has frequent gatherings to celebrate as well as demonstrate our "Trashy" status. Our motto is: "Trashy is a State of Mind". It's all about the "Y". That "Y" makes all the difference. Trashy never has to be defined to a True Trashy Woman of Sisterhood. Either you grasp the concept or you don't. The women who don't get it, are TRASH. Now don't ever get Trashy Women wrong, we don't mean "Trashy" like sluts. Although some "Trashy Women" were sluts before age took over and we had to upgrade our image. Today there are no sluts in "Trashy Women of Texas" but we do have some "Road Whores".

Sounds like fun, don't you think? Who wants to be a Trashy Woman of Lit?

 

[someplace]

If you clicked on "ROAD WHORES" to get here, Lets further explain what we consider a "road whore". A "Road Whore" is a person who spends so much time in her vehicle traveling to and from places of interest that she is considered a "Road Whore". Many of the women in "Trashy Women of Texas" have been or now are "Road Whores". This phrase is bestowed on many of our sisters, who at a moments notice will travel across the state to assist another sister in a time of need.

"TRASHY WOMEN OF TEXAS" WAS FORMED IN 1993 BY IVORY ROSE.

"TRASHY WOMEN OF TEXAS" HAS BEEN REGISTERED IN TEXAS AS WELL AS REGISTERED INTERNATIONALLY.

"TRASHY WOMEN OF TEXAS" MOTTO: "TRASHY IS A STATE OF MIND"

THE OFFICIAL SEAL OF THE "TRASHY WOMEN OF TEXAS" IS THE RED LIPSTICK KISS

MEMBER RULES AND REGULATIONS

1. YOU MUST ALWAYS REMAIN TRUE TO YOURSELF AND YOUR TRASHY SISTERS.

2. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT TRASHY IS A STATE OF MIND.

3. AS A TRASHY WOMAN, YOU MUST ALWAYS STRIVE FOR THE HEIGHT OF TRASHY CHIC FASHION.

4. TRASHY WOMEN LAUGH REALLY LOUD AT GOOD, FUNNY THINGS.

5. WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO DANCE ARISES, YOU MUST DANCE (EVEN IF ALONE...AND NO MATTER WHERE)!!

6. NEVER BE CONCERNED IF YOU STAND OUT IN A CROWD. STRIVE TO STAND OUT IN A CROWD!

7. NO MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, TO EXTREMES. BE BOLD AND BRASSY. PROCLAIM TRASHY TO THE WORLD!

8. WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE SONG, "TRASHY WOMEN", BY CONFEDERATE RAILROAD, YOU MUST STAND OR SING OR DANCE, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.

9. ACCEPT YOUR NEW NAME AND BIO AND GET INTO THE ACT.

10. ADDRESS OTHERS IN THE CLUB BY THEIR TRASHY NAMES AND ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR TRASHY NAMES, ENJOY THE STATE OF "TRASHY".

 

[Vinde]

I'm in!!!
Finally a clique I belong in.

 

[someplace]

"The Trashy Women of Texas are dedicated to fun, laughter, and general merrymaking; with the intent of lifting the spirits and hearts of our Trashy Women sisters."

"Upon becoming a member of the Trashy Women of Texas, you will be given a new name. This is your official ‘trashy’ name. You will be referred to by that name by your trashy girlfriends, and you will receive mail under your ‘trashy’ name as well. You will be given a past life ‘for fun’ bio, and you will be expected to play the role and make believe. No reality allowed."



So this is where I got stuck....how on earth would we come up with our "Trashy" names -- and what would they be?

 

[someplace]

I'm in!!!
Finally a clique I belong in.

Hi Vinde! Hope you're having fun tonight!

 

[Ammo44]

Hmmmmmm...I never considered you trashy......is that a bad thing?....LOLLLLLLLLLL. ((((((((((Someplace))))))))))))))

 

[Ammo44]

I'm in!!!
Finally a clique I belong in.

I knew I should have majored in trashology in college.....

 

[Cathleen]

This just sounds like too much fun to miss out on........

WTG Someplace - and yes, what about those trashy names? LOL

 

[someplace]

Hmmmmmm...I never considered you trashy......is that a bad thing?....LOLLLLLLLLLL. ((((((((((Someplace))))))))))))))

I think in this case Dearling, it's considered a good thing. Well....that and an excuse to party!

 

[someplace]

This just sounds like too much fun to miss out on........

WTG Someplace - and yes, what about those trashy names? LOL

Oh yes! The Texas gals had a place in their website with each of their pictures, which brought up their "bios" and "names" when clicked. It's a hoot.

 

[Cathleen]

Oh yes! The Texas gals had a place in their website with each of their pictures, which brought up their "bios" and "names" when clicked. It's a hoot.

Way cool!! It is a great idea - full of fun and spirit!!

 

[timewilltell]

but what about the FUN trashy men of Lit?

 

[Cathleen]

but what about the FUN trashy men of Lit?

LMAFAO!! Oh god Time!!! So are you now to be called shnazzy???? LOL

So nice to see you {{{ Time }}}

 

[someplace]

but what about the FUN trashy men of Lit?

OMG! It's the Trashman!

(Don't make me spew my perfectly good single malt over here!)

 

[someplace]

Should "Shnazzy" be the first "Trashy" name of lit?

 

[timewilltell]

LMAFAO!! Oh god Time!!! So are you now to be called shnazzy???? LOL

So nice to see you {{{ Time }}}

yup - I'm a schwinging shnazzy kinda guy

 

[someplace]

Before we get carried away, I'd like to hear which of the "rules" people think most apply to them.

For me, I KNEW I was a Trashy Woman of Lit when I read #4. And I really like #1 and #2.

 

[Cathleen]

#4 is me all over - I've been told my laugh can be heard over a small hurrican! And I have lots to laugh about. I like #1,2 as well.

 

[someplace]

My Trashy Name shall be "Ivory Rose"

And here is my story:

Ivory Rose was born in Texas not far, in the shadow of the Alamo. Her Father died right along side of Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, and, Col. Travis, fighting to make Texas free.

Ivory Rose traveled all over Texas as a young girl camping out in the Davis mountains, floating down the Rio and forging the Red, having a good time in Galveston, bustin’ broncs in the Houston Live Stock Show and Rodeo, and learning to dance in Austin. Ivory Rose had an ol’ Pard teach her to drink whiskey in Brazoria.

Ivory Rose hung out with Bill Cody for a while and went with him to England to perform in his Wild West Show for Queen Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee. When Ivory Rose returned to Texas she had a little money. Ivory wanted to invest that money, and what better way to invest than in a saloon in Texas.

Ivory built the ‘Rose’. The Rose boasted of the biggest bar in Texas. It had more mirrors than Versailles, the biggest chandelier in the western hemisphere, and a brass spittoon for every table. Ivory Rose only hired women. It was well known that if you were a woman, and needed a helping hand, if you could make it to the Rose, you’d be alright. But there was an underlying rule, and that was, ‘never bite the hand that feeds you’.

Later on in her life Ivory Rose founded an exclusive women’s club, called the Trashy Women of Lit. The club became the hallmark of all women’s clubs.

The ivory rose has become the symbol of the Trashy Women of Lit. Every time you see an ivory rose, remember our Founder, darling, Ivory Rose.

 

[Cathleen]

Well hello Ivory Rose! I hope to find a job at your saloon, (even though I am a northern - yikes!)

My Trashy name is Champagne....and this is my story:

Champagne was born in the wheat fields country of Kansas. Her father was on the States Rights side of Kansas, when the war of Northern Aggression started. The family suffered during the Reconstruction period, and finally her father decided it was time to move on.

Champagne, her family, and their little dog (Toto) moved to Oklahoma; but it was just to dusty there and so they pressed on again. This time they crossed the Red into the Promised Land, Texas. Champagne’s family still did poorly and she was pressed to help out. Champagne went to work in a dry goods store, but that kind of work was to boring for our bubbly girl.

The Rose was up the street and everyone knew that if you were a pretty girl you could get a job there. Champagne was a natural for the saloon business.

It was at The Rose where Champagne first heard of the gold that had just been discovered in Alaska. That was also where the dream first came to Champagne of going to Alaska and making her fortune.

Champagne cut her hair, put on men’s clothing and struck out for Alaska. “North to Alaska, going North the rush is on… way up North.” And along the way she teamed up with a grizzled ol’ miner and they became pards.

The two watched each others backs while they worked the mine. Everyone was convinced that their claim was worthless, but Champagne, knew in her heart that time would pan them out in the yellow.

Just when her patience with the mine had played out and in a fit of disgust, Champagne threw her pick ax over her shoulder. The ax hit the side of the mine shaft and snapped off a chunk that glistened of pure gold. Champagne had just discovered the largest gold mine in the History of the Klondike.

Champagne and her ol’ Pard went to town and banked their goods, filed their claim, and rented the biggest suite in the fanciest hotel in town. It was then when her partner cleaned up and shaved that she discovered that he was not so old and that he was good looking. And it was then that her partner discovered that she was a woman. The two fell in love.

The two brought their riches home with them and took care of her family. Then they went out West and founded Las Vegas.

 

[someplace]

CHAMPAGNE

AWESOME. You beat me to it!

 

[timewilltell]

Can I take the trash out?


And buy her a drink?

 

[Guest]

someplace

you need to do a little cleaning!!!

 

[Cathleen]

Re: CHAMPAGNE

AWESOME. You beat me to it!

Hey Ivory I don't waste time!

 

[Cathleen]

Re: someplace

you need to do a little cleaning!!!

Hi lj.... how are you? Nice to see you....