The Front Bussel! The Newest Trend?

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Ya'll Watch Fer It...It's Coming.

There Are Already Dollies Roaming The City!

It's Wonderful

But Soon, Soon There Will Be Dollies Sporting The Most Whispered About Fashion Trend...

It's Called, The Front Bussel!

Anyone Can Pull It Off, It's The Perfect Oufit For Women Of All Sizes And Shapes!

When You Check The Dollies For Thier Wild Fashion Sense, You Watch, The Coolest Dollies Will All Be Wearing It!

Screw The Designers!

Here's How Ya Do It

You Find A Pair Of Groovy Pants That Are About Two Sizes Too Large In The Waist.

Now Take The Excess Material At The Waist, And Pull It Into A Little Ponytail In The Center Front Of The Trousers.

If The Pants Have A Zipper, Then You Should Make Certain That It Is Done Up And On The Outside Of The Tie.

Here Are Where Accessories Come Ito Play! Too Scared To Pierce Yer Belly Button? No Problem!

A Simple Hair Tie Will Suffice, But I Like To HAng Necklaces And Other Pretty Ornaments On It! If You Tie The Bussel With Fishing Wire It'll LAst Ferever And Never Come Loose. Plus It Is Unseen Underneath All Your Adornments!

So Come Now Ladies! Make The Boldest Statement!

Cinch Up Those Pants Today, Wear The Front Bussel

 

[MaddyBaby]

LMAO! Good gods, RNAB... you crack me up. (Not to mention I love your hot ass AV.) Remember those clippy things for the gathered up bottoms of shirts back in the 80s? LOL

 

[Lasz]

Now if I could only french roll my jeans and wear a slap braclet I would be happy.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

This Is Not A Joke!

I Am Telling You That The Front Bussel Will Be THE Next HOT Fashion Trend!

Just Call Me, Betsy Rude Ass!

Yes SIR! Mrs Sir, Yes SIR!

 

[ApplesMcgee]

call me stupid...

This idea seems rather neat and interesting in aa strange sort of way. Could you post a pic of what it should look like? I might do up a pair of pants for a girlfriend and she what she likes them

PowrDragn

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

POwER DrAGOn!

You Fucking Rock!

I'm Gonna Take A Whole Whack Of Pictures Tonight!

Yer Girlfriend Will LOVE THEM!

 

[JazzManJim]

So, let me see if I have this idea right...

You end up with a "ponytail" of fabric hanging at the front of your pants, right? Just kinda hanging there?

Congrats, RNAB...you just invented the "Pretend Pants Penis"!

I have no doubt that it'll be a smash hit at all the hoi polloi clubs up in the big city.

(Yeah! That's right! I used "hoi polloi" in a sentence. Who's the man? WHO'S THE MAN??!!)

 

[April]

hoi polloi

Holy shit!!

*faints on the floor*

 

[JazzManJim]

Holy shit!!

*faints on the floor*

Yeah...that's right! You heard me!

 

[April]

Y'all are just gonna leave me on the floor?

I see how it is. Hmph.

 

[VanB]

Hoi polloi is Greek for "the people" Well it was when I studied ancient Greek

 

[JazzManJim]

Y'all are just gonna leave me on the floor?

I see how it is. Hmph.

Nah...I was gonna get down there with you and get all wiggly.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hoi polloi is Greek for "the people" Well it was when I studied ancient Greek

Shhh!!

I'm getting all pseudo-intellectual over here! Don't break the vibe.

I think KM did it with that Mensa test thread yesterday. I have to badly-use non-english phrases to feel smart. It's kind of my raison d'etre today!

 

[VanB]

Shhh!!

I'm getting all pseudo-intellectual over here! Don't break the vibe.

I think KM did it with that Mensa test thread yesterday. I have to badly-use non-english phrases to feel smart. It's kind of my raison d'etre today!

Whoops!

Just be laissez faire about things and I'm sure there will be no contretemps about pseudo-intellectualism

 

[JazzManJim]

Whoops!

Just be laissez faire about things and I'm sure there will be no contretemps about pseudo-intellectualism

Damn, it's good to have you back, my man.

 

[VanB]

Damn, it's good to have you back, my man.

Good to see you too, Jazzy.

God I missed this place.

And RNAB - consider your thread un-hijacked.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Great Goodness!

My Thread! Hijacked!

Balls Falls!

Has Anyone Else Seen The Bussel Being Sported In Their Neck Of The Woods Yet?

The Pics Are On The Way I Just Gotta Take Them In The Perfect Setting!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

K. This Thread Is Gonna Be Going Up Everytime I Get Back Here!

Why?

Cuz It's Fashionable

It'll Rate Right Up There With All The Other Fashion Greats!

The Little Black Dress
The Perfect Pantsuit
The Leather Mini

All Of Em!

Just Ya'll Wait And See...Just You ALL, Wait And See!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Pics, RNAB, we're waiting on the pics you promised.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Your Girlfriend Has Been Reading Lit And Wants One,

Right?

Alas! I Am Acid Free

And Not A Battery In Sight Between China And India...

It IS Well Worth The Wait Though You Have GOTTA See This!

Starfish I Bet, Could Make The Funkiest Jig Trousers Of All! ME However, I Have Never Had A Great Relationship With The Needle And Thread

 

[LukkyKnight]

Girlfriend.... um...
Let's just stick to the advertised pics, shall we?


~waiting~

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Yer Too Mouthy.

It Must Be Cuz Of That Dressing Gown Incident, Right?

Pics Will Arrive Upon Obtaining..Good Gracious... Batteries.

Less Somebody Has New Technology That'll Let Them Shove Six Triple A Acid Tubes Through The Screen My Way...Now That'd Be Real Cool, Wouldn't It?

Imagine The Things People Would Send To Other People! LOL

Microsoft Could Make The First Bout Of Software!

 

[JazzManJim]

C'mon down, Rude Girl!

I'll take the pics myself. I've all the batteries and lots and lots of time.