The Folly of the Gnats

[bluntforcemama]

Once again it seems that the shit has hit the fan. I really don't mind hearing about a few things now and then about people's lives, but really, get a grip. Bragging and declaring are not the same thing; especially when it's not really something you should brag about. It only makes you look like the world's biggest and easiest slut, or the planet's worst genetic experiment. So take a hint from me, and keep your pathetic bragging drivels to yourself, because I could care less.

If you're having a baby, great, if you're getting married, great! If you've fallen in love, tell us! If you're fucking someone on the board and want everyone to know.... get a life.

Frankly "Scarlet," I don't give a damn. Now shut the fuck up and stop telling us what a slut you are.


Okay, I'm done now. Thanks for bearing with me.

 

[Ambrosious]

I farted.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Ambro, you slut, you!

 

[LordMagicMan]

*hands myst bug spray* That should help, oh and if you ever need anything to brag about, give me a call. *weg*

 

[Valdimer]

grabs flyswatter and prepares for the plauge...............

 

[Angel]

I FUCKED MYST!

Oh wait... no I didn't.

 

[Mustang Sally]

If you're fucking someone on the board and want everyone to know.... get a life.

Can I tell you if I'm fucking someone who's not from Lit? Is that ok?

 

[Nicole]

You go to sleep for a few hours and this happens ... I gotta stop sleeping (LOL).

Could I tell you I'm NOT sleeping with anyone? Would that be okay?

Oh and Angel, don't worry, I'm sure one day you'll get your wish ... Can I watch

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... leave it up to you guys to ruin my perfectly sour mood! Thanks. Okay, do tell! I want to hear it all! hee hee.

 

[Angel]

There's nothing to tell. We never fucked.

 

[Morden]

<sneaks up and tickles Myst>

"Your shoes are untied and you need to bend over to tie them up hun."

<grins playfully>

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh goodness me, how did that happen?
*reaches down to tie her shoes*

 

[Morden]

<admires Myst's Rump and pinches it when she is done.>

"See all better."

<winks and runs away>

 

[bluntforcemama]

Did a gnat just bite me? Impossible... that's odd.

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Just sneaking in to say hi to Morden --- hugggggggs

 

[Morden]

<chuckles>

"All over the place aren't they."

 

[bluntforcemama]

Yeh, but I like some of them a lot more than others.

 

[Morden]

<ponders if he is a gnat and how annoying a gnat he may be. Would someone collect him or swat him?>

 

[bluntforcemama]

<ponders if he is a gnat and how annoying a gnat he may be. Would someone collect him or swat him?>

Myst's proverb #5 : Butterflies should be humble in the presence of pins and a cigar box.

 

[Morden]

"I would have to abide by the wisdom of that oh mighty one."

<grins evilly>

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... we should make up our own proverbs... the bible of Morden and Myst....

 

[Morden]

Ethos 1 = "When you add two negatives and result in a positive you are in the wrong."

(Thread refference)

 

[bluntforcemama]

A pity, really. I bet he never met his match.

 

[Morden]

<chuckles>

"You never know lol"

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... perhaps she was his downfall.