The following is a partial list of actual written excuses

[lovetoread]

given to teachers in the Albuquerque public school system by parents of students:

Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hit in the growing part.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits.

 

[bluespoke]

I think..............

the wrong people are at school!

 

[lovetoread]

Hah you try to write diarrhea at 6 in the morning.

 

[RawHumor]

And spending the weekend with the Marines would wear ANY girl out!

 

[bluespoke]

Hah you try to write diarrhea at 6 in the morning.

Actually its diarrhoea.

 

[lovetoread]

Diarrhea

\Di`ar*rhe"a\, Diarrhoea \Di`ar*rh[oe]"a\, n. [L. diarrhoea, Gr. ?, fr. ? to flow through; ? + ? to flow; akin to E. stream. See Stream.] (Med.) A morbidly frequent and profuse discharge of loose or fluid evacuations from the intestines, without tenesmus; a purging or looseness of the bowels; a flux.

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=Diarrhea

So there! Ha!

I have IBS,that word is ingrained in my brain.

 

[morninggirl5]

Hey, at least those teachers got a note.

 

[bluespoke]

Diarrhea

\Di`ar*rhe"a\, Diarrhoea \Di`ar*rh[oe]"a\, n. [L. diarrhoea, Gr. ?, fr. ? to flow through; ? + ? to flow; akin to E. stream. See Stream.] (Med.) A morbidly frequent and profuse discharge of loose or fluid evacuations from the intestines, without tenesmus; a purging or looseness of the bowels; a flux.

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=Diarrhea

So there! Ha!

I have IBS,that word is ingrained in my brain.

Sorry, I only use an English dictionary!

 

[red_rose]

LOL!

I can only imagine my mom wrote a note or two like that herself for me in my time! She usually wrote my notes with the paper against the center of her steering wheel while at red lights on her way to taking me in the next day!

 

[Starfish]

This is very funny, but I'd imagine most of these people are of Mexican origin and speak choppy assed english which would explain the sheer silliness of these notes.

 

[lovetoread]

LOL!

I can only imagine my mom wrote a note or two like that herself for me in my time! She usually wrote my notes with the paper against the center of her steering wheel while at red lights on her way to taking me in the next day!

I do that.

 

[sexyguy2]

Three from me and a twitch of sexyguy's ass!

 

[lovetoread]

 

[red_rose]

This is very funny, but I'd imagine most of these people are of Mexican origin and speak choppy assed english which would explain the sheer silliness of these notes.

My momma's as white as they get. lol

She's just a lil................










distracted at times.