The Flight (Joke Inside)

[Isolde]

A crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long
line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way
to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to
be on this flight and has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but
I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work
something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"

Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice
bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO
DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please
come to the gate."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at
the agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to
stand in line for that, too!"

 

[Mistress]

LMAO!

 

[willywanker]

Heard a news report yesterday that a scientist announced that he had perfected a method for removing DNA from any part of the body and using it with invetro fertilization to impregnate a woman. No sperm would be required. A woman could even have some of her own DNA removed and used to make herself pregnant.

DJ on the air after the report said, "Well, they have finally done it. Now a guy gets really pissed at his girl, and tells her to go screw herself, she can do it!!!!!!!"