The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship

[Cheyenne]

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.




I got this in email, so I'm not guilty.

 

[perks]

heh

 

[MissTaken]

I dont' have time or energy for all four, so

I will take #1 and #3.

 

[Cheyenne]

I dont' have time or energy for all four, so

I will take #1 and #3.

Relationships ala carte?

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, so the truth is I was reading this list, item by item, and shaking my head "yes."

Then I got to number 5 and I cracked up. But I really do want the first 4 all in one man.

 

[Marxist]

Then I got to number 5 and I cracked up. But I really do want the first 4 all in one man.

Oh right, and I want you to come for a visit as well. Put all of those on your "not gonna happen" list.

 

[sch00lteacher]

For men:

1. Keep your mouth shut.

2. Don't talk back.

3. She is always right.

4. Say 'yes' a lot.

5. Keep your mouth shut.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's just like that old joke:

"My mum told me that to be a good wife, you have to be a chef in the kitchen, a cleaning woman in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. I told her that I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit myself."

 

[Cheyenne]

Put all of those on your "not gonna happen" list.

hehe... too late, Marxist. Did you see the part where I said I was shaking my head "yes" as I read the list?

 

[Marxist]

hehe... too late, Marxist. Did you see the part where I said I was shaking my head "yes" as I read the list?

Congratulations...send me pix from the honeymoon.

 

[islandman]

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Do you have a female-equivalent version of this? Thanks.

 

[Chuckus]

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.




I got this in email, so I'm not guilty.

Well it's all rolled into one (Items 1-4 anyhow)............

ME.

1. I do yardwork, cook and clean
2. I am a comedian at heart and always like to laugh
3. I am very dependable, honest and trustworthy
4. I love sex.........well 99% of the time, the other 1% is when I'm sick!

 

[patient1]

A woodchuck would most likely chuck one half ton of wood per year if they could.....that's how much dirt they dig.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

A woodchuck would most likely chuck one half ton of wood per year if they could.....that's how much dirt they dig.

Okay, you almost got me with that one. I had to look up to read Chuckus' sig line for that to make sense.
Those without sig lines turned on will think you flipped.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship

Well it's all rolled into one (Items 1-4 anyhow)............

ME.

1. I do yardwork, cook and clean
2. I am a comedian at heart and always like to laugh
3. I am very dependable, honest and trustworthy
4. I love sex.........well 99% of the time, the other 1% is when I'm sick!

See? I know there are lots of guys who are all of #1-4 rolled into one.

 

[freshrope_69]

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.




I got this in email, so I'm not guilty.

it....this made me laugh....

Thanks from a male who feels like I am going in 4 different directions...

 

[Cheyenne]

Congratulations...send me pix from the honeymoon.

I'm thinking "not."

What's the matter, Marxist, don't you fit the criteria? Which out of the first 4 items are you missing then?

 

[Marxist]

I'm thinking "not."

What's the matter, Marxist, don't you fit the criteria? Which out of the first 4 items are you missing then?

Cheyenne, I wish you the best in your relationship.


Personally, I don't fit any of the above criteria. But then again, I'm not easily quantified.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

1. Stay single.

2. Stay single.

3. Stay single.

4. Stay single.

5. Masturbate every day.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, I wish you the best in your relationship.

Thank you.

Personally, I don't fit any of the above criteria. But then again, I'm not easily quantified.

I don't believe you don't fit any of them. And I agree with the other thread, you aren't yourself lately. Whatever it is that is weighing you down, I hope you get through it soon. Really.

 

[BgMma]

I have five of my own for the men in our lives

1. Stop
2. Look
3. Listen
4. Answer
5. Duck

 

[Tantanah]

Re: Re: The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship

1. Stay single.

2. Stay single.

3. Stay single.

4. Stay single.

5. Masturbate every day.

But you miss out on all the joys of marriage.

 

[ExLimey]

Re: Re: The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship

1. Stay single.

2. Stay single.

3. Stay single.

4. Stay single.

5. Masturbate every day.

I've been doing that for too long to remember now and it's not working out real well!

As for me, 1-4 I've got covered.

 

[Siren]