The First Annual Literotical Blues Group Poetry Jam

Angeline

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The First Annual Literotica Blues Group Poetry Jam

That's right! It's summertime (well, the kids are home from school, so actually the livin's not too easy now that I think of it, lol), but that's ok cause you can lose your sorrows with the

Blues!

Yes, we are obviously into this raw timeless art form, so why not a group poetry challenge? If you need inspiration check out our other blues thread to learn the blues form and get your all-important blues name. Then listen to some John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Bessie Smith, etc. You'll feel it in your soul, trust me. :D

Then come back here and post a blues verse. One per customer (unless I get desparate, in which case I'll pm you whining for more). Everyone is welcome (and encouraged) to play. We want this to have continuity across verses though so remember that your verse must follow the form:

1. 6 lines

2. ababcb rhyme scheme (though lines 1 and 3 and 2 and 4 should be pretty much the same line).

3. Write in the first person (e.g., I, me, mine) again for continuity across verses.

4. The content covers your insurmountable problem and how it screws up your life. This is the basic blues philosophy, covered in deliciously silly detail in the other thread. If we get this right we should end up with a cool and potentially very funny "tragic" epic. If you want to piggy-back on a previous verse, that's fine but I kinda think it won't be necessary--we'll see how it goes.

5. Since there ain't no cure for the summertime blues we'll post before Labor Day, which doesn't mean this thread is allowed to languish! If we finish in 2 weeks, fine, but we will wrap up before the end of summer.

6. You can't play unless you have a blues name. Sorry, that's the rules. :D And remember, blues is ultimately the celebration of a beautiful cultural tradition, so get into the form but celebrate don't derogate baby! (or I'll get my grandma Bursitis Blintz Big Yenta Hoo-Ha after you and *then* you'll be sorry).

And if you do all this whaddaya get? Why you'll be a bona fide inaugural member of The Blues Poets, which entitles you to hot guitar licks, spicy cue, cold beer, and lowdown dancing. (Ok it really entitles you to nothing, but it'll be fun :) )

Here's some mo better inspiration.

A classic lyric from the late great Big Bill Broonzy:

Back Water Blues

It rained five days Lord
and the clouds turned as dark as night
It rained five days
and the clouds turned as dark as night
Lord that was really enough trouble
to make a poor man wonder where in the world to go

I got up one morning,
poor me I couldn't get even get out of my door
I got up one morning,
poor me I couldn't get even get out of my door
Lord that was really enough trouble
to make a poor man wonder where in the world to go

Now they rowed a little boat
just about five miles across the farm
Yeah they rowed a little boat
down about five miles across the farm
Lord I packed up all of my clothes
and throwed them in and I declare they rowed poor old Bill along

Then I went and I stood up
on a high, high old lonesome hill
Yes I went and I stood up
on a high, high old lonesome hill
Lord and all I could do
was look down on the house baby where I used to live

Now it thundered and it lightnin'd,
Lord and the wind, wind began to blow
Now it thundered and it lightnin'd,
Lord and the wind, wind began to blow
Lord there was thousands and thousands
of poor people at that time didn't have no place to go



Junior's Juke Joint

The Blues Foundation

Blues Lyrics

So who's in?

Bad Sinuses Lemon Big Ange Thornton
 
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I'm in 2

Ange,
absolutely the MOST fun I have had in such a long time... cool idea..you can count me in too!

``Dyslexic Green Tomato Jillie Nixon
 
workin' at the waffle house blues

I got them workin' at the waffle house blues
servin' that smothered and covered, nasty fried food
Lord, I got them waffle house blues
all my clothes smellin' like grease an' gravy
Lord, I know I must be crazy
cuz I got them workin at the waffle house blues

Dyslexic Green Tomato Jillie Nixon
 
I left the Waffle House
Drivin my Olds 442
Yes I split from the Waffle House
In my beat-up 442
I smelled like smothered chicken and syrup
And I had a straw paper stuck to my shooooooe


Bad Sinuses Lemon Big Ange Thornton


(ok, so I immediately piggy-backed on Maria's verse, but it was too much fun not to...) :cool:
 
Blues for Rowdy

My baby done left me,
Walked right out the door.

I called to her softly,
"Don't come back no more."

'Cause I got a new love
With power to spare.

He pleases me nightly,
And baby, that's rare.

He sings me to sleep
And makes my skin shout.

"Keep doin' me, baby
'Til the batteries run out."
 
JUDO said:
Blues for Rowdy

My baby done left me,
Walked right out the door.

I called to her softly,
"Don't come back no more."

'Cause I got a new love
With power to spare.

He pleases me nightly,
And baby, that's rare.

He sings me to sleep
And makes my skin shout.

"Keep doin' me, baby
'Til the batteries run out."
I think it's Pinks for Rowdy. tee hee
I recently broke one of my toys and I think I need to soon get them blues about it. :eek:
 
Eve

do we have to also include the photo we are "inspired" by? thank in advance, maria
 
Ora Gone Blues

Ora Gone Blues by All Man Allman


My baby called from Joysey
said Ora Gone, operator
Ora Gone!?!

Baby called from Joysey
said Ora Gone
Ora Gone

Weren't no lapse in concentration
no east coast chatter pronunciation, it's more a

matter of
my baby's name

be Ora

and Ora Gone, see

Ora Gone

again...



tee heee teee heeee:p
 
Waffle House Blues

I'll riff on Maria's and Ange's verses.



I peeled onto the highway
Wasn’t watchin where i went
Smokin' rubber lines on ashphalt
Wasn’t carin' where I went
Til some honky volvo momma
Swerved an gave my chrome a dent.

One-eyed Tiny Willy Pinecone Johnson
 
Dear Willy

Did you post twice because you're overcompensating for well the erm size issue? In any case I love your blues baby (and nice choice on well most of name--especially the president) and sorry about your uh bumper. :)

Have you noticed this thread is in total disarray? I'll be in with the shop vac shortly, but first I have to oil up my switch and take care of Allman Allman. Sometimes he feels like he's dyin, lol.

Flat Foot Floozie Mrs. Lester Young
 
adding to the disarray

Blue Ball Blues

las' friday night, my baby done walked on me,
lef for anotha' brotha'—now I got blue ball blues
ya my baby, my huny, ya she done split on me
so I got a bad, bad case of blue, blue ball blues.
ya, ba-da bing—now I'm holdin my own ding-a-ling.
ya baby, I got them blue balls, blue ball blooooz


hairy palm jimmy big bluberry johnson
 
The Dirty-Dog Shit Blues

I woke up in the mornin' wid dem dirty-dog shit blues.
I smelled it in the bed and done seen it on the floor.
I got so drunked up last night that I pissed on my shoes.
It got me kinda worried 'cause I ain't got no dog no-mor'.
So's now all I can wonder is dis shit is whose?
Dat's why, I got dem early mornin' low-down an' dirty-dog shit blues.

Cross-eyed, little poor-boy, paw-paw Fillmore
 
The Blues Poets

Here's the recap of our illustrious membership thus far:



Flat Foot Floozie Mrs. Lester Young (this one's a keeper, lol)
Wicked Breath Watermelon Evie Bush
Cross-eyed, little poor-boy, paw-paw Fillmore
Li'l Mama Heartburn Kumquat Cordelia Van Buren
Dyslexic Green Tomato Southern Belle Nixon
Blonde Melon Jenson
Insomniac Lola Lime Fillmore-Hayes
All Man/Allman All in
dr. Howlin' Mabeuse
One-eyed Tiny Willy Pinecone Johnson
hairy palm jimmy big bluberry johnson


(those last two are like the Roosevelts, lol)
 
Dear uh Hairy

Blue Ball Blues

las' friday night, my baby done walked on me,
lef for anotha' brotha'—now I got blue ball blues
ya my baby, my huny, ya she done split on me
so I got a bad, bad case of blue, blue ball blues.
ya, ba-da bing—now I'm holdin my own ding-a-ling.
ya baby, I got them blue balls, blue ball blooooz


hairy palm jimmy big bluberry johnson


This is pretty dayum funny. I was waiting to see who'd write the blue ball blues hahaha. So I guess you're blind, too huh? :D
 
Re: The Blues Poets

Angeline said:
Here's the recap of our illustrious membership thus far:



Flat Foot Floozie Mrs. Lester Young (this one's a keeper, lol)
Wicked Breath Watermelon Evie Bush
Cross-eyed, little poor-boy, paw-paw Fillmore
Li'l Mama Heartburn Kumquat Cordelia Van Buren
Dyslexic Green Tomato Southern Belle Nixon
Blonde Melon Jenson
Insomniac Lola Lime Fillmore-Hayes
All Man/Allman All in
dr. Howlin' Mabeuse
One-eyed Tiny Willy Pinecone Johnson
hairy palm jimmy big bluberry johnson


(those last two are like the Roosevelts, lol)
We should have an award for the best name! So far, I like "Blonde Melon Jenson" the best, even though it disregards the categories most others used. :)

Regards, Cross-eyed, little poor-boy, paw-paw Fillmore
 
Well, here goes the old good girl image but who cares. Nobody ever really believed it anyway. :D

Blue Ball Blues Part 2

I done walked out on my baby
he's a dog and that ain't news
ain't shackin with him no mo
cuz he done dogged me an it ain't news
he sold my best wig hat for likker
now he alone with the blue ball bluuuuues

Flat Foot Floozie Mrs. Lester Young
 
We should have an award for the best name! So far, I like "Blonde Melon Jenson" the best, even though it disregards the categories most others used.

Regards, Cross-eyed, little poor-boy, paw-paw Fillmore

I'm rather partial to

Dyslexic Green Tomato Southern Belle Nixon


(it makes me giggle every time I see it.)
 
I'm cryin'

Angeline said:
Well, here goes the old good girl image but who cares. Nobody ever really believed it anyway. :D

Blue Ball Blues Part 2

I done walked out on my baby
he's a dog and that ain't news
ain't shackin with him no mo
cuz he done dogged me an it ain't news
he sold my best wig hat for likker
now he alone with the blue ball bluuuuues

Flat Foot Floozie Mrs. Lester Young


:p My, oh my that's too funny..
I done laff'd so hard I'm cryin'.

the blues aren't supposed to be funny--it ain't dignified


hairy palm jimmy big blueberry johnson
 
Blues project

My SO, who is a jazz musician was looking over my shoulder as I wrote and said..."What is this? That's not a blues. It should be three lines, all rhyming" and he gave me this example:-

Beale Street Blues by W.C. Handy

I’m going to the river, maybe by and by.
Going to the river, and there’s a reason why.
The river’s wet and Beale street’s done gone dry.

Classic 12 bars 3 lines – 4 bars each.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So, here it is. From Sarah "Slack-jaw" Smith.

Sugar Cookie Blues

You used to fill my cookie jar, now crumbs are all that’s there.
Oh – you used to fill my cookie jar and made me feel you care.
You stole my sugar cookies and you ran away with her.

I got those down-and-dirty sugar cookie blues.


P.S. The Maestro says the last line shouldn' be there for a classic blues....he's a perfectionist
 
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Well there's lots of kinds of blues, right? Who's to say Jimmy Rushing is less authentic than Robert Johnson? I'm partial to urban blues, Kansas City Style myself.

This one's maybe my favorite

Piney Brown Blues

Well I been to Kansas City
and everything is really alright
Yes I been to Kansas City
and everything is really alright
I shook hands with Piney Brown
Lord I couldn't keep from cryin'


Now that doesn't fit the rules and I'm no musician, but Big Joe Turner and Pete Johnson recorded that back in the 1930s, and I sure wouldn't tell them they werem't singing the blues. :)
 
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Hey, Angeline!



Hey, Angeline
A while ago
You said you'd find out
You said you'd know.

There's men and women
And in between.
You had an interest
Or 'just a lean.'

I'd like to help you get to know
My Angeline,
Girl Angeline.

***

My fantasy
It goes like this.
We'd start out huggin'
And then we'd kiss.

A simmering hot one
It'd make us glow
Our eyes closed tightly
And then we'd know

Just how far to take it easy,
And where to go.
Yes, then we'd know.

***

There'd be some rockin'
And rollin', too.
Our hearts tick-tockin'
With love so new.

Yeah, in the bedroom
And on the floor,
We'd take breaks kissin'
And love some more.

If your husband wants to watch --
I do it with glee,
Oh, Angeline!
 
Mo Better Poets

A baker's dozen of blues poets:

Flat Foot Floozie Mrs. Lester Young
Wicked Breath Watermelon Evie Bush
Cross-eyed, little poor-boy, paw-paw Fillmore
Li'l Mama Heartburn Kumquat Cordelia Van Buren
Dyslexic Green Tomato Southern Belle Nixon
Blonde Melon Jenson
Insomniac Lola Lime Fillmore-Hayes
All Man/Allman All in
dr. Howlin' Mabeuse (or muddy mabeuse, lol)
One-eyed Tiny Willy Pinecone Johnson
hairy palm jimmy big bluberry johnson
O. termite town T
Sarah "Slack-jaw" Smith



I dunno. We're startin to scare me, lol. :p
 
Hey, Angeline!



Hey, Angeline
A while ago
You said you'd find out
You said you'd know.

There's men and women
And in between.
You had an interest
Or 'just a lean.'

I'd like to help you get to know
My Angeline,
Girl Angeline.

***

My fantasy
It goes like this.
We'd start out huggin'
And then we'd kiss.

A simmering hot one
It'd make us glow
Our eyes closed tightly
And then we'd know

Just how far to take it easy,
And where to go.
Yes, then we'd know.

***

There'd be some rockin'
And rollin', too.
Our hearts tick-tockin'
With love so new.

Yeah, in the bedroom
And on the floor,
We'd take breaks kissin'
And love some more.

If your husband wants to watch --
I do it with glee,
Oh, Angeline!


Boy Crazy Blues

JUDO say she love me
and I'm in her fantasy
Woo that Blonde Melon baby want me
gonna make me her fantasy
but I'm bound to want a manchild
Al Pacino's the one for me

Now you know I love you baby
and you my sweet girl pal
I love you love you JUDO
you write like a dream and you my pal
gonna have to get you a hairy chest
a 5 0'clock shadow and call you Al

We'll be bound for New York City
I get him you get Beverly
we'll bite some sin in the Big Apple
me an Al you an Beverly
get us suites at the sweet Plaza
you an her and him an me



:devil: :kiss: :heart:
 
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Suicide Blues

I walked on out of that court room,
With the Devil following me.

He could hear my heart breaking,
Because my tears were putting the fires out in Hell!

And I swear that I saw him jump with pure delight,
When he heard that no good woman judge break up my family.

I stumbled on out into the darkness,
A can of gasoline at my side.

I climbed into my car and took it for that final ride.
With The Devil sitting right inside my mind.
 
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