Calamity Jane
Reverend Blue Jeans
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
This item is up for auction... it may become a very valuable commodity within the next few hours as the FBI closes in on the 'suspects'.
We'll start the bidding at $200.
http://buildwealthwithhealth.com/images/get_out_of_jail.jpg
This item is up for auction... it may become a very valuable commodity within the next few hours as the FBI closes in on the 'suspects'.
We'll start the bidding at $200.
http://buildwealthwithhealth.com/images/get_out_of_jail.jpg
Closet Desire
Literotica Guru
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Meanwhile...
...it's just been reported on the BBC that Tony Blair has authorised British expeditionary forces to leave early tomorrow morning to aid US authorities in their search to track down and eradicate the Lit network.
After reading this article in on CNN (sorry, can't get link to work--it's a conspiracy obviously):
LOS ANGELES: Parents peeved at principal's panty check
Angry parents demanded the resignation of a California high school vice principal Tuesday because she lifted the skirts of teenage girls at a dance in front of men and male classmates to make sure they were wearing "appropriate" underwear.
it appears that undercover agents were looking up the wrong skirts and inadvertantly caused an uproar with parents in a usually quiet Californicate neighborhood.
More as it develops...l
...it's just been reported on the BBC that Tony Blair has authorised British expeditionary forces to leave early tomorrow morning to aid US authorities in their search to track down and eradicate the Lit network.
After reading this article in on CNN (sorry, can't get link to work--it's a conspiracy obviously):
LOS ANGELES: Parents peeved at principal's panty check
Angry parents demanded the resignation of a California high school vice principal Tuesday because she lifted the skirts of teenage girls at a dance in front of men and male classmates to make sure they were wearing "appropriate" underwear.
it appears that undercover agents were looking up the wrong skirts and inadvertantly caused an uproar with parents in a usually quiet Californicate neighborhood.
More as it develops...l
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glamorilla
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Oh My God!!!
What will the church think???
What will the church think???
Dixon Carter Lee
Headliner
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"Church think." I'm sorry, I'm not getting you.
glamorilla
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It is both illegal and a sin against God murdering people hence we're not only going to prison we'll be licking flame for all eternity.
I'm editing out the "especially lawyers" part to avoid potential legal complications.
I'm editing out the "especially lawyers" part to avoid potential legal complications.
Dixon Carter Lee
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Day Three
Anybody in jail yet? No?
Okay.
*Heh-heh-heh*
Anybody in jail yet? No?
Okay.
*Heh-heh-heh*
Problem Child
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
I did have the freakjob Jehovah's Witless nozzleheads knocking on my door this morning at 8:00 a.m.
They seemed taken aback by my language. hmmm...
Dixon Carter Lee
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Day Four
Let's recap...RedWave swears to Almighty God that he can prosecute paganwhatever for typing an "I'm going to kill you" throw-away phrase on an anonymous web site, and says the FBI is investgating, and, as a real-type lawyer, assures us that a conviction is forthcoming. I've also promised to murder several people -- everyone, in fact, except Todd, because it's just what he's expecting me to do, and I like to buck trends -- so I should be chained to Cool Hand Luke any day now.
Day Four. Nothing's happened. RedWave is considering a career in Tobacco Advertising.
Let's recap...RedWave swears to Almighty God that he can prosecute paganwhatever for typing an "I'm going to kill you" throw-away phrase on an anonymous web site, and says the FBI is investgating, and, as a real-type lawyer, assures us that a conviction is forthcoming. I've also promised to murder several people -- everyone, in fact, except Todd, because it's just what he's expecting me to do, and I like to buck trends -- so I should be chained to Cool Hand Luke any day now.
Day Four. Nothing's happened. RedWave is considering a career in Tobacco Advertising.
