The FBI is Coming To Take You Away Countdown Thread

[Guest]

Day One.

Nope. Nothing yet.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That was me, but if you tell the Feds I'll deny it.

 

[koalabear]

Wow, three squares, a room! Maybe they will send me to Terre Haute where they did in McVea at the new Fed. Pen!!

 

[Guru]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I just drew a picture of me killing the guy behind the counter at my local Arby's. Should I hold it as evidence for my trial?

Bastard gave me horseraddish instead of mayo.

 

[koalabear]

I just drew a picture of me killing the guy behind the counter at my local Arby's. Should I hold it as evidence for my trial?

Bastard gave me horseraddish instead of mayo.

LMAO

 

[freakygirl]

Is this the line for the chain bus to the prison?

 

[koalabear]

Is this the line for the chain bus to the prison?

You can share a cell with me and Mistress.....bring your needles, she loves them!

 

[freakygirl]

You can share a cell with me and Mistress.....bring your needles, she loves them!

He's trying to convict me of smartassiness.. Gawd I'm cool!

 

[koalabear]

He's trying to convict me of smartassiness.. Gawd I'm cool!

Wow, now you hit the big time!

 

[Smiley777]

I just drew a picture of me killing the guy behind the counter at my local Arby's. Should I hold it as evidence for my trial?

Bastard gave me horseraddish instead of mayo.

LOL...oh that was good stuff. What a bastard.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Day Two

We're "live on the scene" of Redwave's FBI investigation. Not a Goddamn thing is happening. Still, we're "live on the scene"!

Back to you, Dan.

 

[BustyTheClown]

I just drew a picture of me killing the guy behind the counter at my local Arby's. Should I hold it as evidence for my trial?

Bastard gave me horseraddish instead of mayo.

Well that'll teach you to eat at Arby's!

 

[RawHumor]

Day Two

We're "live on the scene" of Redwave's FBI investigation. Not a Goddamn thing is happening. Still, we're "live on the scene"!

Back to you, Dan.

Perhaps you should interview some innocent bystanders to get THEIR opinion of the goings-on, Dixon.

And then we can go to the graphic of our national poll to let you know what everyone else thinks about things.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Could you please send Special Agent Fox Moulder to my house for a personal interrogation?

 

[BustyTheClown]

Could you please send Special Agent Fox Moulder to my house for a personal interrogation?

Scratch what I said before -- I had a brainfart. Move along, folks, nothing to see here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm thinking, techincally, isn't this a "Countup" rather than a "Countdown"? A "Countdown" implies that there's actually an end in sight.

Ah well. Too late. I'm off to murder all the people who overuse the word "Basically".

 

[Problem Child]

I had a dream that p_p_man got drunk and fell into an industrial sausage press, and was turned into a giant banger.

Am I guilty of anything besides wishful thinking?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Is 'til death do us part' a threat?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

As long as the FDA approves the number of insect parts and rat droppings in the p p sausage I think you're okay.

 

[april-wine]

Is 'til death do us part' a threat?

LMAO.........

 

[Mischka]

I'm pretty sure I'm still alive. Dixon, wasn't I supposed to die at nine last night? Even accounting for time zones, I think you dropped the ball on this one.

What is this world coming to when a person can't be counted on to keep their word? Tsk tsk.

 

[bluespoke]

LONDON

Home secretary announces exclusion order for REDWAVE.

'We have enough prize wankers of our own.'

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixon, wasn't I supposed to die at nine last night?

Wasn't I supposed to be arrested just for typing "you're going to die at nine tonight"? I've had milk and cookies laid out for the Feds all night. I felt sure Redwave would have gotten them off their stupid Al Queda hunt to come prosecute people for typing shit to each other on the Internet. I mean, can you say "Priorities"?

Goddamn legal system.

 

[bored1]

Everyone who participated in last nights thread is under investigation by the FBI. John Ashcroft has put a task force together to bring the evil doers to justice. I must admit that reading that thread last night was the highlight of my day.