The Fault dear Literotica is not in your stars, but in yourselves that you are idiots

[Ramlick]

Those wishing to take that personally can feel free.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've heard that the human penis can reach 17 or 18 inches, though I've never seen one live. What do you think?

 

[Guest]

I knew a guy once who had a 10 inch pole, but never 17 or 18 inches. I've seen photos, but I think they were fakes.

 

[Ramlick]

You directing that question to anyone in particular?

 

[Merelan]

Thank God above I have never seen one. Please, if you have one, don't share the picture with me.

 

[Guest]

My Gawd! What the hell would a girl do with that I wonder?

The biggest I've ever seen was maybe 10 inches, too (maybe I know your friend! LOL), and it could not fit all the way inside me, even though it was thin.

I don't think they really get bigger than that! (I hope!)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've seen huge ones in movies, but nothing like a two footer.

How the hell do you walk around with a big penis? Or do they deflate?

 

[Merelan]

Hey, maybe it's retractable?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Seriously! How do these big penis' work? When you pee do you have to stand on a step ladder or risk wetting your weenie? It must be like big Boobs. They seem great, but they're really a curse.

Big Boobs and Big Dicks. Just don't like 'em.

 

[Merelan]

For all his fame, Johnny Holmes never thought it was all that great. Great, all I can picture is a man with Stanley stamped on his butt, get it? Retractable penis, like the tape measure.
Tell me to shut up and go have a glass of wine or something.

 

[April]

What about proportion? I mean, if a guy has a big dick, doesn't it stand to reason he has big balls, too? Gawd, how does a man like that find underwear, or pants?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I get hard-ons all day long, and constantly while I sleep (and not for sexual reasons -- just a natural happening). So these men with their monster cocks must have to wear trench coats or something. I can get a woody sitting down. Can they? God it must hurt.

Anyone know of anyone who went over 18 inches, and is he working for Ringling Brothers?

 

[Merelan]

More likely the Ringling Sisters.

 

[jcgirl]

damn, all you could do was stare at it