The evils of literotica

[Guest]

This board is a haven for sinners. It is a place where people can come and write whatever they want without fear of being ex-communicated. You come here thinking that no one will know who you are, you are free from sin. However you forget that god knows who you are. He watches you with his ever watchful eye. He has a webcam connected straight to your soul. When you sin he knows.

You are the type of sinners who stand by bus stops and wait for women to step down so you may brazenly gaze at their ankles. Lust is a sin need I remind you. A sin which this board encourages.

There is only one way to redeem yourselves. That is for each one of you sinners to give me a blow job. Except for the men. The bible forbids homosexuality. But it says nothing of girls giving head to me. I implore you to earn forgiveness in the eyes of your lord and creator, and suck my fat cock. It is the only way to a life eternal by God's side in heaven.

 

[Guest]

 

[AusTess]

This makes me glad i worship the Devil.

 

[Problem Child]

I'd swear this was Todd posting, but all the words are spelled correctly.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

There is only one way to redeem yourselves. That is for each one of you sinners to give me a blow job.

Well it sounds like you know about heaven and hell............ so when that hell freezes over you MIGHT get a blow job......

 

[Lost Cause]

Unregistered P.O.S.

"Better to keep silent and let others think you a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it!"
Register or shut up!

 

[Rubyfruit]

God, this thread makes me want to rent Crimes of Passion.

 

[AusTess]

Re: Unregistered P.O.S.

"Better to keep silent and let others think you a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it!"
Register or shut up!

Lighten up a little.
Sheesh.

 

[Guest]

Lust is a sin need I remind you. A sin which this board encourages.

Fuck yeah! I'll be lusting when I'm burning in hell! Party time, here I come!







Oh, by the way, Merry Part.

 

[AmishPope]

Re: Unregistered P.O.S.

"Better to keep silent and let others think you a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it!"
Register or shut up!

So then why are you talking, bear fucker!!

 

[Debbie]

This board is a haven for sinners. It is a place where people can come and write whatever they want without fear of being ex-communicated. You come here thinking that no one will know who you are, you are free from sin. However you forget that god knows who you are. He watches you with his ever watchful eye. He has a webcam connected straight to your soul. When you sin he knows.

You are the type of sinners who stand by bus stops and wait for women to step down so you may brazenly gaze at their ankles. Lust is a sin need I remind you. A sin which this board encourages.

There is only one way to redeem yourselves. That is for each one of you sinners to give me a blow job. Except for the men. The bible forbids homosexuality. But it says nothing of girls giving head to me. I implore you to earn forgiveness in the eyes of your lord and creator, and suck my fat cock. It is the only way to a life eternal by God's side in heaven.

Get thee Behind me Satan. In the name of Jesus I invoke his name and cast thee to hell.

As for the blowjob?

You are trying to tempt me Satan and I am loyal to my marriage vows.

 

[Guest]

Bear fucker? Does the bear know?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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Get thee Behind me Satan.

Hell Debs I told you not to use my real name round the boards. If you want me to get in behind ya babe, just ask Big Red first and then I strap one on no problem for ya

 

[Guest]

 

[SweetCherry]

You are the type of sinners who stand by bus stops and wait for women to step down so you may brazenly gaze at their ankles. Lust is a sin need I remind you. A sin which this board encourages.

Heck, and here I always thought it was my tits or ass getting stared at in a public place. Here it was my ankles. I better start wearing socks then. So can anyone tell me in "ankle gazing" is a way of getting pregnant?

 

[AmishPope]

I can't bear this, I'm still waiting on that pic.

fox. you can find my picture in the good book. playgirl.

 

[Lost Cause]

Have a good time, I've got better things to do.

 

[Guest]

 

[Mike Hammer]

I can't bear this, I'm still waiting on that pic.

I don't remember, did he say big fat cock, or bit fag cock?

 

[Debbie]

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Hell Debs I told you not to use my real name round the boards. If you want me to get in behind ya babe, just ask Big Red first and then I strap one on no problem for ya

You my lady are a sinner. Repent before me and I will forgive you!
Sorry personality slip.

Thank you T.H.Oughts for your kind offer. At the moment I am
trying not to give in to my new friends tempting offer.

Quote by pervy unreg who is posting at a porn board and is now a sinner too," But it says nothing of girls giving head to me. I implore you to earn forgiveness in the eyes of your lord and creator, and suck my fat cock. It is the only way to a life eternal by God's side in heaven."

 

[AmishPope]

I don't remember, did he say big fat cock, or bit fag cock?

You seem to be to pre-occupied with the size of my cock. Perhaps you are one of the homosexual sinneers i can not save. I feel sorry for you my child. But alas, you have chosen your path to the dark side.

I said no such thing. I simply said salvation lies in my fat cock. May god have mercy on your soul, you poor cock smoker you.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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You my lady are a sinner. Repent before me and I will forgive you!
Sorry personality slip.

I've oft been told by learned friars,
that wishing and crime are one,
and heaven punishes desire,
as much as the deed were done.

If wishing damns us, you and I,
are damned to all our hearts content;
Come, then, at least we may enjoy,
some pleasure for our punishment !

Thomas Moore

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

... you poor cock smoker you.

We can smoke it?

 

[Debbie]

We can smoke it?

Damn, girl and the whole time we
been a blowin it we was doing
it wrong. Back to practising then.