The Erection Collection

[McKenna]

Randy the Raccoon
I'm pesky and clever
A rascal indeed
I'm "Randy" raccoon
And I've got just what you need

http://www.newemotion.it/img/articoli/hot/immagini/hotb14_1.jpg


Ding A Ling, the Panda

http://www.newemotion.it/img/articoli/hot/immagini/hota14_1.jpg


Beefy the Bull
I'm Bullish and horny
A real "Beefy" treat
I'll come charging on red
With my prime Grade-A meat!

http://www.newemotion.it/img/articoli/hot/immagini/hotb14_2.jpg


Vinnie the Stallion
I'm "Vinnie" da stallion
I got a big ole salami
And if ya don't believe me
Go ask ya Mommy!

http://www.f2by.com/catalog/images/horse.jpg


Morty the Moose
I'm Morty the Moose
Don't make me charge
'Cause you're bound to get hurt
with my weenie this large!

http://www.qgiftsonline.com/store/media/Morty%20the%20Moose.jpg


Sir Johnson the Lion
I stalk the Serenghetti
Magestical and proud
The largest member of the pride
I'm abundantly endowed!

http://www.qgiftsonline.com/store/media/Erection%20-%20Lion.jpg


Domingo the Flamingo
I'm "Domingo" the flamingo
My neck is pink and long
I can't stand up on just one leg
I'll tip over because of my schlong.

http://www.qgiftsonline.com/store/media/Erection%20-%20Domingo.JPG




Gag gift? Stocking stuffer? Conversation starter? Somehow I just can't picture a lil ol' granny proudly showing off her Erection Collection. Would be damned funny, though.

 

[McKenna]

Orgazmatang the Orangutang

I swing through the trees
with my dick to my knees
Up high in the jungle above.
My banana is sweet
and if we should meet
I'll give you some hot monkey love!


http://www.ercollection.com/images/lgora.jpg

 

[McKenna]

Ice Pube

I've got fur like snow
two eyes like coal
I'm "Ice Pube" the polar bear
with my big North Pole!

(OK, so the poem sucked with this one, but the name is hilarious!)

http://www.ercollection.com/images/lgice.jpg

 

[McKenna]

Cheeky the Monkey

I'm a very cheeky monkey
With something to reveal
My magic fruit awaits you
Under my banana peel!


http://www.ercollection.com/images/lgcheeky.jpg

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I wish I would've known about these when I worked in a gift shop that sold massive amounts of those damned Beanie Babies. It would've been great to spike the shelves with these guys for unsuspecting Beanie buying old church ladies.

 

[McKenna]

I wish I would've known about these when I worked in a gift shop that sold massive amounts of those damned Beanie Babies. It would've been great to spike the shelves with these guys for unsuspecting Beanie buying old church ladies.

I like the way you think, Scarlett!

 

[pomologist]

Those "weanie babies" are hilarious!

 

[carsonshepherd]

is this a furvert fetish thingie?

 

[McKenna]

I think it's more like soft toy porn.





(someone else coined the phrase, liked it so much I had to use it again!)

 

[Wildcard Ky]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I see McKenna's been putting her free time to good use.

 

[impressive]

Cheeky the Monkey

I'm a very cheeky monkey
With something to reveal
My magic fruit awaits you
Under my banana peel!


http://www.ercollection.com/images/lgcheeky.jpg

This one has the most ... (wait for it)









APPEAL.

 

[TxRad]

This one has the most ... (wait for it)









APPEAL.

Yeah, but someone bit the end off......

 

[ElizabethWest]

Just had to put in some of the ones you left out.

Masturgator
http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/images/mastorgator-s.jpg
Pepe Pig
http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/images/pig-s.jpg
Cumbo the Elephant
http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/images/elephant-s.jpg
Cumbo the Elephant? I think Walt Disney is spinning in his grave.

 

[shereads]

Bwaaaaaaa!

 

[Guest]

You forgot me <pout>

http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=28880437&size=s

 

[Guest]

You forgot me <pout>

http://photos23.flickr.com/28880437_7a2f69d2ac_m.jpg

 

[impressive]

You forgot me <pout>

http://photos23.flickr.com/28880437_7a2f69d2ac_m.jpg

That looks more like he's shitting with his head on backwards.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That looks more like he's shitting with his head on backwards.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[Guest]

That looks more like he's shitting with his head on backwards.

Kind of how I feel today. See Apathetic thread...