The end of an era for me - but at least I got rid of the fuckturd who'd replace me

[HeavyStick]

LTPhobia is still going strong with the Elmer Fudd crowd...

http://outdoorcanada.ca/blogs/in_the_net/files/2009/05/elmer-fudd.gif

Is that your rabid dog hunting uniform?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You know, Stumpy, the same is true for you as is true for just about everyone else I make fun of here.

Even if you DID have a job, or some money, you'd still be an idiot. You'd just be an idiot with money... aka an easy mark.

 

[HeavyStick]

You know, Stumpy, the same is true for you as is true for just about everyone else I make fun of here.

Even if you DID have a job, or some money, you'd still be an idiot. You'd just be an idiot with money... aka an easy mark.

You claim to have all this crazy cash, but you spend more time on Lit than Laurel AND Manu.

What's next for you and the LT adventures? Travel to the moon or catch Haley's Comet?

 

[LeJacquelope2]

You claim to have all this crazy cash, but you spend more time on Lit than Laurel AND Manu.

What's next for you and the LT adventures? Travel to the moon or catch Haley's Comet?

Nothing so simple as that.

After much consideration I have decided to start an gubernatorial exploratory committee.

You see I figure that the people of CA are so fucking pissed that they are about to live in a state that on the verge of bankruptcy and are also to fucking stupid to figure out that is the legislature has been controlling the purse strings that I can fool them into voting for me.

How hard can it be? Look at Bams, that’s how he got elected. The people were pissed at Bush2, were so fucking ignorant of who controls the $$$ and makes the laws that they would have voted for a striped ass ape (and in fact did!) It worked for him, it will work for me. From now on all you people can call me Le Govalope!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You people are so scared of me that you can't even express your idiot opinions without hiding behind an alt.

And you damned sure won't tell who's behind that alt because of the hell I've put you through in the past.

That's okay - you'll bitch and whine when I retaliate with parody alts. Question is... who do I torment today?

 

[glamorilla]

You people are so scared of me that you can't even express your idiot opinions without hiding behind an alt.

And you damned sure won't tell who's behind that alt because of the hell I've put you through in the past.

That's okay - you'll bitch and whine when I retaliate with parody alts. Question is... who do I torment today?

idiot.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Shhhh... be vewy vewy quiet... Glamorilla is hunting JACKALOPE. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

The bad news is he only shoots himself in the ass. The good news is he likes the feeling...

 

[bronzeage]

Shhhh... be vewy vewy quiet... Glamorilla is hunting JACKALOPE. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

The bad news is he only shoots himself in the ass. The good news is he likes the feeling...

Its an Lt trifecta, racist, misogynistic and now homophobic, all before dawn.

 

[glamorilla]

Shhhh... be vewy vewy quiet... Glamorilla is hunting JACKALOPE. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

The bad news is he only shoots himself in the ass. The good news is he likes the feeling...

thanks for the offer but i keep telling you i'm only into men.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You guys remind me of North Korea - always full of grandiose bluster but never being able to back it up.

 

[MonkeyFootball]

You people are so scared of me that you can't even express your idiot opinions without hiding behind an alt.

And you damned sure won't tell who's behind that alt because of the hell I've put you through in the past.

That's okay - you'll bitch and whine when I retaliate with parody alts. Question is... who do I torment today?

Hey it's me you moron! I'm your LeJacquelope2. What you gonna do go run off and cry to someone about the injustice of it or do another vanity thread for me?

 

[JustSkye]

You guys remind me of North Korea - always full of grandiose bluster but never being able to back it up.

I just had to quote this.

 

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At the risk of sounding juvenile, childish and smug...


This is the bestest thread EVAH

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You guys don't even mind that an outsider has called your forum a TROLL forum and that he doubts you can rise above this petty bickering you routinely engage in?

Do you really think anyone cares what you think of me when your forum is a total laughingstock and you act like you like to keep it that way?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And you know what really cracks me up about you buffoons?

It's that you talentless homeless fucks used to say it's impossible to have as many talents as my wife and I do.

I mean, really, being a big time tech guy licensed in insurance and securities, plus a good shot with a pistol and bow and arrow, married to a woman who went from a successful home staging business to running her own brokerage? You think that's hard to believe?

You don't know talent. You really don't. I hang around individuals like a nurse practitioner (look it up, dumbasses, this isn't just your every day registered nurse) who's also a master-degree horticulturalist with two big ass gardens, plus she's a teacher and a mother of five gifted and talented education students, and she's good with the acoustic guitar, too. Your head would fucking explode if you met her, much less her husband who installs solar panels and who raced another neighbor to optimize his own bio diesel powered generator.

It's not that I'm so great. It's that you're so damned pathetic.

Mixing painkillers and alcohol and not killing yourself is what you call skill.

 

[redpaint]

Le Jacquelope[/COLOR];31270001]You people are so scared of me that you can't even express your idiot opinions without hiding behind an alt.

And you damned sure won't tell who's behind that alt because of the hell I've put you through in the past.

That's okay - you'll bitch and whine when I retaliate with parody alts. Question is... who do I torment today?

Hmm you name is not an Alt or the 100 or so orther Alts you have?

No littlw man you are the one running scared, Scared that the truth about you will one day come out and you will no longer be able to hide from all the lies you have told and then you have to face your own reality.

 

[redpaint]

And you know what really cracks me up about you buffoons?

It's that you talentless homeless fucks used to say it's impossible to have as many talents as my wife and I do.

I mean, really, being a big time tech guy licensed in insurance and securities, plus a good shot with a pistol and bow and arrow, married to a woman who went from a successful home staging business to running her own brokerage? You think that's hard to believe?

You don't know talent. You really don't. I hang around individuals like a nurse practitioner (look it up, dumbasses, this isn't just your every day registered nurse) who's also a master-degree horticulturalist with two big ass gardens, plus she's a teacher and a mother of five gifted and talented education students, and she's good with the acoustic guitar, too. Your head would fucking explode if you met her, much less her husband who installs solar panels and who raced another neighbor to optimize his own bio diesel powered generator.

It's not that I'm so great. It's that you're so damned pathetic.

Mixing painkillers and alcohol and not killing yourself is what you call skill.

How the hell does some one make the jump from doing home staging a successful at that go into the running her own brokerage? Was she not running a insruance business That why you had to leave the bank where you worked. don't make me going looking for the link we all know you said it.

Hey dipshit I know what a nurse practitioner is and what it takes to become one. With her two big gardens and raising 5 gifted and talented education students, runs the home and teaches too mind you. Have the time to become a master-degree horticulturalist.

Man put that crack pipe down befor its to late.

 

[JustSkye]

Mixing painkillers and alcohol and not killing yourself is what you call skill.

So you're still working on it?

 

[StrangeSuzy]

LT/LJ, or whatever dumbfuck nic IT goes by, has always been a troll. 71 plus thousand posts worth of dribble. Most threads are just news feed c & p's. We've all seen the alt threads he posts. Not much comedy there, at all. The personal life he describes doesn't match up with the sheer hours he spends on this forum alone.

Most of us can hear the mop wringer in the background as he posts and the lonely sounds of the rags dragging on shitty bathroom tiles, dampened by the tears of the innerwebz shortest nowhere man.

I won't be responding to the attention whore whacko janitor anymore, nor will I be reading any of his c & p or alt threads. No attention might lead him to the mental health help he truly needs.

 

[LeJacquelope2]

You guys don't even mind that an outsider has called your forum a TROLL forum and that he doubts you can rise above this petty bickering you routinely engage in?

Do you really think anyone cares what you think of me when your forum is a total laughingstock and you act like you like to keep it that way?

I push and I prod, I taunt and I tease, and still people claim to be me. This must drive you fucking nuts. Your life revolves around this forum and we all know it. You will say I’m on iggy but everyone knows you are lying and will read it.

Seriously man, you need help. I don’t know if it is a genetic mental disorder or if the syphilis has gotten to your brain but you do need help.

 

[bronzeage]

...


You don't know talent. You really don't. I hang around individuals like a nurse practitioner (look it up, dumbasses, this isn't just your every day registered nurse) who's also a master-degree horticulturalist with two big ass gardens, plus she's a teacher and a mother of five gifted and talented education students, and she's good with the acoustic guitar, too. Your head would fucking explode if you met her, much less her husband who installs solar panels and who raced another neighbor to optimize his own bio diesel powered generator.

It's not that I'm so great. It's that you're so damned pathetic.

...

Why would people like that hang around with you? You think its perfectly alright to ambush and murder someone because they disagreed with you. You wear a pistol on your hip when walking around your house. You are prone to violence as a solution to social problems.

Why would cultured educated people want to be anywhere near you, or you wife?

Why do you expect anyone to believe any part of what you say?

However, lunch is still on. If you don't want to come, you can send one of your friends and they can pretend to be you. That would probably be more enjoyable for everyone.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What have you guys achieved by posting this nonsense?

That you have a giant grudge against me that you vehemently say you don't have?

You're repeating yourselves into infinity here and yet no one cares what you say. This is a troll forum and my reputation is unharmed.



You follow me to another forum and pull this shit, though, and you'll be kicked out so fast you'll make gorilla cookie prints on the moon.

 

[LeJacquelope2]

See what have you guys achieved by posting this nonsense?

That you have a more talent and literary skill than me and that you secrety enjoy my alsmost weekly meltdowns?

You're repeating me and showing this forum what a fool I am here and yet no one cares what I have to say about it. This is a troll forum and my reputation is shit.



You follow me to another forum and you'll see how they treat the "Special People" like me. I learned long ago to keep my yap shut because I have been banned from all other serious sites.

 

[bronzeage]

What have you guys achieved by posting this nonsense?

That you have a giant grudge against me that you vehemently say you don't have?

You're repeating yourselves into infinity here and yet no one cares what you say. This is a troll forum and my reputation is unharmed.



You follow me to another forum and pull this shit, though, and you'll be kicked out so fast you'll make gorilla cookie prints on the moon.

You care what we say. You want us to like you. You want us to be impressed, just like the people at the other forums.

You would feel better if you just came out and said it.

As for lunch, do you have any food allergies I need to know about?

 

[JustSkye]

What have you guys achieved by posting this nonsense?

That you have a giant grudge against me that you vehemently say you don't have?

You're repeating yourselves into infinity here and yet no one cares what you say. This is a troll forum and my reputation is unharmed.



You follow me to another forum and pull this shit, though, and you'll be kicked out so fast you'll make gorilla cookie prints on the moon.

And yet here you still are posting, over and over, and over again, day in and day out.

See what have you guys achieved by posting this nonsense?

That you have a more talent and literary skill than me and that you secrety enjoy my alsmost weekly meltdowns?

You're repeating me and showing this forum what a fool I am here and yet no one cares what I have to say about it. This is a troll forum and my reputation is shit.



You follow me to another forum and you'll see how they treat the "Special People" like me. I learned long ago to keep my yap shut because I have been banned from all other serious sites.

Pretty much!