The embarrassment of being small

[pjack11cm]

I am married and a small business owner. I have twelve staff, of whom, seven are women. My secretary and I had been flirting off and on for more than a year, until finally, when my wife was out of town visiting her mother, we went out for dinner to a nice restaurant. We had lots of wine with our meal and ended up at her apartment afterwards. Things got very hot and heavy and we stripped. She took one look at my equipment and burst out laughing. She said that she knew guys with bigger fingers than my cock. She said that if she wanted to be fingered, she could do it herself. Still laughing, she suggested that I leave. Over the next couple of days, it became apparent that she had told the other women at work. They were giving me funny looks and smiling at me and looking down at my crotch. One came up to me and said that she felt so sorry for me. Another one came up to me and said that she pitied my wife and felt sorry for her.

I was wondering if anyone else has ever had my problem?

 

[SmirkingJack]

While I don't share your problem I do have pity. But, to be honest, thats what you get for trying to dip the donut, or in your case munchkin in the company coffee.

 

[Cipher]

I am married and a small business owner. I have twelve staff, of whom, seven are women. My secretary and I had been flirting off and on for more than a year, until finally, when my wife was out of town visiting her mother, we went out for dinner to a nice restaurant. We had lots of wine with our meal and ended up at her apartment afterwards. Things got very hot and heavy and we stripped. She took one look at my equipment and burst out laughing. She said that she knew guys with bigger fingers than my cock. She said that if she wanted to be fingered, she could do it herself. Still laughing, she suggested that I leave. Over the next couple of days, it became apparent that she had told the other women at work. They were giving me funny looks and smiling at me and looking down at my crotch. One came up to me and said that she felt so sorry for me. Another one came up to me and said that she pitied my wife and felt sorry for her.

I was wondering if anyone else has ever had my problem?

Hmm, guess it wasn't meant for you to cheat on your wife was it??? I mean, since you were bold enough to cheat, certainly you're bold enough to tell her.

On the other hand, You're the owner of a business and these women are looking at your "tiny package" and smiling, am i mistaken to say that's Sexual Harrassment in the workplace??? Oh wait, you cheated on your wife, we wouldn't want that to come out would we??? So, seems like your "stuck like chuck" in a situation YOU got yourself into. Don't "cry" over the situation, try fixing it. Maybe try taking those penis enlargement offers into consideration. Dare i say a marriage counselor as well.
Good day to you.

 

[wildrose70]

Well dammmm that's what yu get for dipping your wick into another ink pot...how embarrassing...at least your wife must be used to your size...or perhaps she has never cheated and found out what a *real man* looks like...mmm perhaps she should and get a new outlook on life!!!!


Sorry but I cant really feel too sorry for ya....and if nothing else..fire all those sorry bitches and start over..lmfao or just wear a sign that says *good things come in small packages* ..

 

[Cipher]

Well dammmm that's what yu get for dipping your wick into another ink pot...how embarrassing...at least your wife must be used to your size...or perhaps she has never cheated and found out what a *real man* looks like...mmm perhaps she should and get a new outlook on life!!!!


Sorry but I cant really feel too sorry for ya....and if nothing else..fire all those sorry bitches and start over..lmfao or just wear a sign that says *good things come in small packages* ..

ROFL!!!

True indeed. He cheats and then whines because she told him his dick was small. Pity him shall we??? NOT. He'll get over it.

 

[Petulant]

Hey Pjack, where have you been all my life! Size DOES matter, but not all women like it big. A lot of women, including myself, like a small penis. Why? Because we like anal sex with out being ripped apart! You can't get that same feeling of a man's penis pumping his sperm into your ass with a dildo. That's such an erotic feeling. As for vaginal sex, ever hear of dildo's? Real penis's last a few minutes at best anyway. Dildo's last a long time. Buy one, learn how to use it, and use that sweet little penis of yours in some woman's ass.

Best
Pet

 

[Cipher]

Hey Pjack, where have you been all my life! Size DOES matter, but not all women like it big. A lot of women, including myself, like a small penis. Why? Because we like anal sex with out being ripped apart! You can't get that same feeling of a man's penis pumping his sperm into your ass with a dildo. That's such an erotic feeling. As for vaginal sex, ever hear of dildo's? Real penis's last a few minutes at best anyway. Dildo's last a long time. Buy one, learn how to use it, and use that sweet little penis of yours in some woman's ass.

Best
Pet

I agree with the anal part. A huge cock doesn't always feel too good. But if it's lubed up nicely it's not too bad

Instead of suggesting him using it on "some woman's" ass, perhaps it would've been too much like right to suggest his own wife

 

[snake1500]

....reminds me of a joke, use to say that all the time....

...an ol man was rockin' in his rockin' chair, when his wife of 50 some odd years slapped him in he back of the head....
....to which he replied, what'd ya do that for...
....to which she replied, thats for fuckin' me with such a small dick all these years....
....he said ohhhh...and they went back to rockin'...
....until he stopped, looked at her, and slapped her silly, flippin' her plumb outa her chair....
....as she was gettin' up, she asked, what'd ya do that for
....to which he replied.....




....thats for knowin' the damn difference....



....sorry. but if was that small, you asked for it.....

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: The embarrassment of being small

I agree with the anal part. A huge cock doesn't always feel too good. But if it's lubed up nicely it's not too bad

Instead of suggesting him using it on "some woman's" ass, perhaps it would've been too much like right to suggest his own wife

Yu tell em baby....lol....yu notice he doesnt seem to be answering.lol

 

[Cipher]

Re: Re: Re: The embarrassment of being small

Yu tell em baby....lol....yu notice he doesnt seem to be answering.lol

Oh well..LoL Good luck to him in whatever it is he does.

*making mental note to unsub from this thread*

 

[wildrose70]

....reminds me of a joke, use to say that all the time....

...an ol man was rockin' in his rockin' chair, when his wife of 50 some odd years slapped him in he back of the head....
....to which he replied, what'd ya do that for...
....to which she replied, thats for fuckin' me with such a small dick all these years....
....he said ohhhh...and they went back to rockin'...
....until he stopped, looked at her, and slapped her silly, flippin' her plumb outa her chair....
....as she was gettin' up, she asked, what'd ya do that for
....to which he replied.....




....thats for knowin' the damn difference....



....sorry. but if was that small, you asked for it.....

OMG love it!!!!

 

[pjack11cm]

I cannot help but think that some of the replies are like the kettle calling the pot black. I bet that if I was well-hung there would be no problem in having a little some on the side!

 

[wildrose70]

I cannot help but think that some of the replies are like the kettle calling the pot black. I bet that if I was well-hung there would be no problem in having a little some on the side!

You know most of us are just teasing....and having a little fun....size isnt all that important believe me.....I have had large...and thats not so great either...lmao

 

[horny_giraffe]

I cannot help but think that some of the replies are like the kettle calling the pot black. I bet that if I was well-hung there would be no problem in having a little some on the side!

I don't know about that. Most of the women who post on Literotica are pretty conservative when it comes to "having a little some on the side!" At least not without your wife's consent.

 

[Lust Engine]

I guess that while most of the folks here are having a little fun at your expense, there is something to be said for sleeping around. The risk of a partner talking is inherently there; she took the same risks too. The fact that you're married puts even an uglier spin to it- the taboo of a married man having an affair still doesn't wash with a lot of society regardless of whether you're hung or not. It doesn't give you a free reign to "have a little on the side". It still makes you morally & ethically culpable to the barbs being launched your way.

I'm not exactly sure if you're looking for any advice here or are you just posting to vent but either way, it's never that easy JUST to have a little fling on the side. If you're looking for support here I don't see you getting much... sorry.

 

[lovechild27]

Maybe she said that just to make you feel bad about cheating. I think that she would of been an ice queen in the sack anyway. Who the hell says something like that before sex? I think you are better off. Ignore the comments from the coworkers. Your cock is your own buisness.

 

[sheath]

First of all, don't worry about your size. If your wife thinks you are fine, then you are fine.

Sounds to me like your secretary might have realized things were going beyond the point where she was wanting them to go and she was looking for something to help her get out of it "gracefully". That is beside the fact that you should NOT have done it in the first place.

If you were humiliated, so be it. Keep your cock where it belongs.

S.

 

[SnoManX]

In my book, once you've gotten married, you decided that you were done having "a little on the side" - no matter what size you are! Sorry, I guess I have morals.

 

[pjack11cm]

I know it was a stupid thing to do to get involved with someone I work with, but when one's brains are between their legs, things happen.
I didn't think things could get any worse, but I just found out that my secretary took my wife out for lunch. Now I am waiting for the other shoe to drop.
If anyone is interested, I will let you know what happens.

 

[Lust Engine]

I know it was a stupid thing to do to get involved with someone I work with, but when one's brains are between their legs, things happen.

C'mon! Accept some responsibility here. "Things happen"????- accidents happen. Tree limbs falling on cars happen... you made these decisions and now you're reaping the rewards of having your dirty laundry aired. Again, not much sympathy for an adult making conscious choices.

 

[pjack11cm]

My wife has confronted me with my infidelity after having lunch with my secretary. She told me that she knows what I did and that I will pay. In the meantime, I am to do what I am told without question. I am not sure what she meant by that and she wouldn't elaborate, but that I would find out in due course.

 

[wildrose70]

My wife has confronted me with my infidelity after having lunch with my secretary. She told me that she knows what I did and that I will pay. In the meantime, I am to do what I am told without question. I am not sure what she meant by that and she wouldn't elaborate, but that I would find out in due course.

Mmm sounds like a Dom there!!!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I cannot help but think that some of the replies are like the kettle calling the pot black. I bet that if I was well-hung there would be no problem in having a little some on the side!

Well that's an idiotic statement if I ever heard one. That's like saying because I have big boobs it's okay for me to cheat. And that's just stupid. Cheating is cheating, small dick or large. The fact that you flirted is fine.. the fact that you took her out, both had 'quite a bit of wine', and then decided to get 'hot and heavy' is your own damned fault. If you had a larger dick you wouldn't be here, because she wouldn't have laughed, but if you'd kept it in your pants, you wouldn't be here either, and you wouldn't have cheated.

Oh yes.. and god endowed you with TWO heads, but one brain. your brain is NOT between your legs, and if it were, you'd still have to take responsibility. I'm glad that your wife is taking action.

 

[peachykeen]

OK, if you read this guys posts in a sequence, it sounds to me like a fantasy story set up. I may be a cynic, but it just sounds all a bit put-on to me. Next installment I would be willing to bet will be along the lines of "I came home and she ordered me to strip naked and get on my knees; I was so shocked I didn't know what to do so I just did as I was told, then after she tied my hands behind my back I saw the secretary come out of the kitchen" etc etc. Is it just me?

 

[capricious_chic]

Damn it!! I was thinking the same thing, just refrained from saying so.

Guess we will see, if he posts again.