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"Lord Idris?"
With some reluctance, I turned from view of the valley below. My keep overlooked much of the valley and the nearby city of Korman. I often liked to enjoy the mid-afternoon sun while looking out over that which was mine. But if my head of household wanted a word, it would be for a good reason.
"Yes, Jade?" I replied. The speaker was tall for a human female, but her head only just barely reached above my shoulder. As a minotaur amongst the smaller races, I'd grown used to towering over everyone. Although she'd only been hired as a maid, Jade had proven herself worthy over the years. She not only ran much of the household staff, but she'd become a trusted advisor. I often relied upon her to navigate the strange politics of these lesser races.
"Lord Idris, based on the reports from the girls, your semen output is markedly up. I also suspect based on your current stance that your scrotum is already quite full despite Karen's efforts this morning. My lord, are you entering a rut?"
There'd been a time when I might have been incensed at having a human address me this way. How times change. Of course, it helped that she was absolutely right. I prized Jade's keen perception, so I could hardly fault her for turning it on me. "Yes, I think so," I conceded. "What of it?"
A bit of hesitation crossed her lightly tanned features. "My lord, had you not best inform Lady Sidonie?"
Now I was irritated. "Why in the nine hells would I want to do that?"
More hesitation. Then she took a deep breath, causing her cleavage to swell impressively above her bodice. "My lord, you know quite well that the current peace accord was in no small part secured based on your marriage to Lady Sidonie. You also know the emphasis the elves place on family. However, in the nearly two months as husband and wife, I have not seen the two of you be in the same room together outside of an official function. It is also not entirely secret in this household that your marriage has yet to be consummated and that you continue to seek sexual release with your female servants rather than your own wife. My lord, are you not concerned that such behavior could the peace accord in jeopardy.
I growled and glared down at her. To her credit, she bore it well. On the battlefield, I'd sometimes sent entire squadrons of infantry scurrying with little more effort. (Admittedly, the huge battleaxe I favored did add something to the fear factor.) Jade's almond-shaped eyes went slightly wide and she took a step back, but otherwise she held her place.
I relaxed my features. "Apologies, Jade. I am displeased with the situation, not you for pointing it out." I sighed. "Stupid elves and their stupid marriage idea."
The humans had begun the war with their continual desire for expansion, but eventually they'd roped in allies amongst the dwarves, elves, and gnomes. Meanwhile the orcs had brought in the goblins, hobgoblins, bugbears, and -- eventually -- the minotaurs. The humans early victories were followed by a year of losses and then two more years of stalemates until everyone just wanted it to be over. A peace accord had followed.
However, the humans and elves each had ancient traditions about securing alliances and treaties with more than mere words. Someone got the bright idea that a symbolic marriage between the opponents would signify the peace was real and lasting. As a leading warrior for my side -- and for being deemed more attractive than the goblinoids I commanded -- I was selected to be the groom.
Logically, it should have been a human bride; not only did they start the war, but human females would be a better match in size for a minotaur. Unfortunately, the elves decided they needed to supply the bride and then proceeded to send Sidonie, one of the smallest elves I'd ever seen. While undeniably gorgeous, she was eye-level with my abdomen. I could easily encircle her narrow waist with both hands. The idea of us sharing a bed together was laughable. So we never had.
Or much of anything else, for that matter. As a local lord of this mostly human province -- another part of the accord -- I had to appear at various social events. Sidonie had certainly proved herself capable in that regard. But back on the estate, we saw almost nothing of each other.
I sighed. "Perhaps you're right. Perhaps Lady Sidonie and I should discuss the situation. I suppose you could arrange a meeting."
Jade smiled with a hint of mischief. "I thought you might say that, my lord, so I already did so. She should be arriving any minute now."
"Lord Idris?"
With some reluctance, I turned from view of the valley below. My keep overlooked much of the valley and the nearby city of Korman. I often liked to enjoy the mid-afternoon sun while looking out over that which was mine. But if my head of household wanted a word, it would be for a good reason.
"Yes, Jade?" I replied. The speaker was tall for a human female, but her head only just barely reached above my shoulder. As a minotaur amongst the smaller races, I'd grown used to towering over everyone. Although she'd only been hired as a maid, Jade had proven herself worthy over the years. She not only ran much of the household staff, but she'd become a trusted advisor. I often relied upon her to navigate the strange politics of these lesser races.
"Lord Idris, based on the reports from the girls, your semen output is markedly up. I also suspect based on your current stance that your scrotum is already quite full despite Karen's efforts this morning. My lord, are you entering a rut?"
There'd been a time when I might have been incensed at having a human address me this way. How times change. Of course, it helped that she was absolutely right. I prized Jade's keen perception, so I could hardly fault her for turning it on me. "Yes, I think so," I conceded. "What of it?"
A bit of hesitation crossed her lightly tanned features. "My lord, had you not best inform Lady Sidonie?"
Now I was irritated. "Why in the nine hells would I want to do that?"
More hesitation. Then she took a deep breath, causing her cleavage to swell impressively above her bodice. "My lord, you know quite well that the current peace accord was in no small part secured based on your marriage to Lady Sidonie. You also know the emphasis the elves place on family. However, in the nearly two months as husband and wife, I have not seen the two of you be in the same room together outside of an official function. It is also not entirely secret in this household that your marriage has yet to be consummated and that you continue to seek sexual release with your female servants rather than your own wife. My lord, are you not concerned that such behavior could the peace accord in jeopardy.
I growled and glared down at her. To her credit, she bore it well. On the battlefield, I'd sometimes sent entire squadrons of infantry scurrying with little more effort. (Admittedly, the huge battleaxe I favored did add something to the fear factor.) Jade's almond-shaped eyes went slightly wide and she took a step back, but otherwise she held her place.
I relaxed my features. "Apologies, Jade. I am displeased with the situation, not you for pointing it out." I sighed. "Stupid elves and their stupid marriage idea."
The humans had begun the war with their continual desire for expansion, but eventually they'd roped in allies amongst the dwarves, elves, and gnomes. Meanwhile the orcs had brought in the goblins, hobgoblins, bugbears, and -- eventually -- the minotaurs. The humans early victories were followed by a year of losses and then two more years of stalemates until everyone just wanted it to be over. A peace accord had followed.
However, the humans and elves each had ancient traditions about securing alliances and treaties with more than mere words. Someone got the bright idea that a symbolic marriage between the opponents would signify the peace was real and lasting. As a leading warrior for my side -- and for being deemed more attractive than the goblinoids I commanded -- I was selected to be the groom.
Logically, it should have been a human bride; not only did they start the war, but human females would be a better match in size for a minotaur. Unfortunately, the elves decided they needed to supply the bride and then proceeded to send Sidonie, one of the smallest elves I'd ever seen. While undeniably gorgeous, she was eye-level with my abdomen. I could easily encircle her narrow waist with both hands. The idea of us sharing a bed together was laughable. So we never had.
Or much of anything else, for that matter. As a local lord of this mostly human province -- another part of the accord -- I had to appear at various social events. Sidonie had certainly proved herself capable in that regard. But back on the estate, we saw almost nothing of each other.
I sighed. "Perhaps you're right. Perhaps Lady Sidonie and I should discuss the situation. I suppose you could arrange a meeting."
Jade smiled with a hint of mischief. "I thought you might say that, my lord, so I already did so. She should be arriving any minute now."