The Easy Things in Life

[lavender]

It's easy to believe what you want to hear. It's easy to think that a person means it. But, the true test is when the person can tell you honestly the things you don't want to hear.

*shrugs*

Anyone with skills can find just the right thing to say to cheer you up or make you feel great about yourself.

But this ability does not a lasting relationship or even a positive relationship make.

I'm suddenly reminded of the song Smooth Operator.

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[Pyper]

I hate that song.

What?

I'm being honest.

 

[Problem Child]

I named my dog after her.

You named your dog lavender?

 

[sunstruck]

Funny, made me think of Fran Sinatra. lol

 

[Freya]

It's easy to believe what you want to hear. It's easy to think that a person means it. But, the true test is when the person can tell you honestly the things you don't want to hear.

That's the mark of a real friend.

 

[Cheyenne]

I hate that song.

What?

I'm being honest.

Ditto.

 

[Darkthought]

Funny, made me think of Fran Sinatra. lol

Is that Franks cousin?

 

[Freya]

Funny, made me think of Fran Sinatra. lol

Is that Franks' wife?

Edited to say "Fuck that goddamn 30 second thing!"

 

[Summery]

In all honesty, that is why I can count all my true friends, with one hand. The older I get, I am grateful to have that many.

 

[Rhys]

Sade for my Lovely Lavender

He's laughing with another girl
And playing with another heart.
Placing high stakes, making hearts ache.
He's loved in seven languages.
Diamond nights and ruby lights, high in the sky.
Heaven help him, when he falls.

Diamond life, lover boy.
We move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy.
City lights and business nights.
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights.

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start.

No need to ask.
He's a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator.

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.

Face to face, each classic case.
We shadow box and double cross,
Yet need the chase.

A license to love, insurance to hold.
Melts all your memories and change into gold.
His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.

No need to ask.
He's a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator.

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.

Smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator...

 

[Darkthought]

Is that Franks' wife?

Edited to say "Fuck that goddamn 30 second thing!"

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[Rambrat]

This is true Lavy.

I think that it is important that your partner protect you from yourself. You would rather them seem stupid in front of you then within a crowd...


if that makes any sense...

 

[Problem Child]

No. Sorry. Let me clarify. I named my dog after the person that sang 'Smooth Operator'. I don't want to mention her name, because if someone finds out my dogs name, they may be able to track it back to me and then find out all kinds of stuff about me that I don't want people on lit to know. Like the time I was arrested for masturbating with raw liver in my local supermarket. Stuff like that.

Lavender was arrested in a supermarket masturbating with raw liver?

Jesus fuckstain, no wonder she erased all those posts.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Top Ramen is pretty easy, but it doesn't talk back.

 

[lavender]

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Don't you
Don't you
You're so vain

 

[Problem Child]

Cake

Frank Sinatra

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station
While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather"
The flies and spiders get along together
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record

Beyond the suns that guard this roof
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths
Beyond your latest ad campaigns
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps
He saves what others throw away
He says that he'll be rich someday

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station
While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather"
The flies and spiders get along together
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[sunstruck]

LOL I'm never going to get a typo through the wall am I?

 

[Cheyenne]

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Don't you
Don't you
You're so vain

Except I always hated that song, too.

 

[Problem Child]

Loose lips sink ships. When will I learn?

Can a woman even masturbate with raw liver? Wouldn't it be too floppy?

I suppose she could freeze it, and carve it like a penis, but then she might get frostbite of the vaginal tissues.

Maybe she just rubbed it all over her pancakey breasts.




I'm glad battlebots is on.

 

[lavender]

Can a woman even masturbate with raw liver? Wouldn't it be too floppy?

I suppose she could freeze it, and carve it like a penis, but then she might get frostbite of the vaginal tissues.

Maybe she just rubbed it all over her pancakey breasts.




I'm glad battlebots is on.

How do you think I got that original boil? The beaver was just a cover-up.

 

[Lancecastor]

Can a woman even masturbate with raw liver? Wouldn't it be too floppy?

I suppose she could freeze it, and carve it like a penis, but then she might get frostbite of the vaginal tissues.

Maybe she just rubbed it all over her pancakey breasts.

Someone sent that to my lit mail account.

I thought it was spam.