"The DurtGurl Group"

[DurtGurl]

Hay, everbody-------

The first magnum opus of The DurtGurl Group has been posted. Its at:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212

It's a poem entitled "The Batchelor's Hand" without which Dr M would not have our greatful thanks. Gabriel Lee also contributed, but would probably rather not be mentioned so I wont.

Imagine, us a poet. I'm so proud I could just about shit.

Hot Damn!
DG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

I am just pleased to have been of anonymous service and would not have it any other way.

DurtGurl Rocks!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

DurtGurl, this mamusing poem inspired me so much, that I wrote a female equivalent for it. I submitted it a few minutes ago, so it should be up by tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Keep your eyes open for "How I Spend My Friday Nights"...

 

[MathGirl]

DurtGurl, this mamusing poem inspired me so much, that I wrote a female equivalent for it. I submitted it a few minutes ago, so it should be up by tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Keep your eyes open for "How I Spend My Friday Nights"...

Oh, boy! Are there toys?
MG

Ps. The votes for that poem are really pouring in. The voting average is 4.00 based on one vote of 4. That's also the median, the mean, the high, and the low. I'll work out the standard deviation on that if anyone's interested. I don't thing "NonErotic Poetry" is a tremendously popular site on here. Of course I'd never heard of it until DG threw something in there.

Pps. Whoever cast that 4 vote was far, far too generous. Thanks, KM.

 

[silversword]

just thought to say what an amusing rhyme, so what if it wasn't hasn't made a perfect 5. It raised a smile on my face and thats good enough for me, its all about entertainment isn't it.

have read svenskfilka's female response too which is now up

 

[MathGirl]

!@#$%@%$#^&!!

Originally posted by silversword just thought to say what an amusing rhyme, so what if it wasn't hasn't made a perfect 5. It raised a smile on my face and thats good enough for me, its all about entertainment isn't it.

Dear SS,
And you're the one who gave it a "1". Thanks a lot. Well, at leasst you're honest.
MG, Secretary to DG

 

[DurtGurl]

Update

Good Grief! "The Batchelor's Hand" now has 32 reads, 5 votes, and an average vote of 4.60.

Conclusion: There are some seriously disturbed people out there.
DG

 

[silversword]

apologies???????

And you're the one who gave it a "1". Thanks a lot. Well, at leasst you're honest.
MG, Secretary to DG

Apologies for offending anyone, it was not my intention!

it would make no sense for me to give it a 1 if you read my comments, as I remember I tried to register the vote as a 4 if it came out as a 1 I can only apologies but like I said it was not my intention.

Silver


Ps. How can you tell who voted what?

 

[silversword]

furthermore...

i have just read Durtgurls new post stating that the poem had now received 5 votes and an average of 4.60

therefore, if you do the maths, mathgirl, then given the first vote was a 4 and my vote was a 1 even if all the other votes were fives, the average can only be 4.00.

ergo unless the average is worked out in another fasion no one has registered a 1.

 

[MathGirl]

Woo woo woo...........

therefore, if you do the maths, mathgirl, then given the first vote was a 4 and my vote was a 1 even if all the other votes were fives, the average can only be 4.00.

ergo unless the average is worked out in another fasion no one has registered a 1.

Dear SS,
If you can't take a curmudgenly jibe, you're in the right place.
MG

Ps. With my small brain, I can only do one math at a time.
Pps. Now you can go back in high dungeon and give it the "1" you wanted to do in the first place.
Pps. How can I tell who voted what? I'm not telling.

 

[silversword]

Pps. Now you can go back in high dungeon and give it the "1" you wanted to do in the first place.

Handbags at dawn?


truce?

 

[DurtGurl]

Svenska's pome & Hi Yo Silver!!!

DurtGurl, this mamusing poem inspired me so much, that I wrote a female equivalent for it. I submitted it a few minutes ago, so it should be up by tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Keep your eyes open for "How I Spend My Friday Nights"...

Dear Svenska,
I read you're pome. It's too short. I gave it a "5" because you can't vote "0". I loved the way you reached way down into tuna town and rhymed "whoosey" and "pussy." Well done.

Dear Silver,
Ummm, I didn't know there was a war. I can't speak for MG, of coarse, but a truce is okay with me. Just a hint, Silver. You don't wish to get into a pissing contest with MG.

Love and osculations to the hindquarters,
DG

 

[MathGirl]

You're being solicited for an immoral act!

Dear DG fans,
"The Batchelor's Hand Revisited" is being prepared for posting. If you have a verse or several about spanking the monkey and would like it included in the epic poem, please EMail it to

Durtgurl183@yahoo.com They must be of the lowest doggerel and conform to the following scheme:

Sometimes I beat my meat when I'm feelin' down,
Shore beats takin' the skin boat to tuna town,
I'd like to have some pussy, often I wish,
But at least my hand don't smell like fish.

The Group reserves the right to edit, rearrange, and otherwise maim anything accepted.

Please write something awful and send it soon.

MG, Secretary to the DG Group

 

[MathGirl]

Epic pome

The Durt Gurl Group's poem, "The Batchelor's Hand" has currently been read by quite a few people and some misguided souls even voted on it. The voting average is 4.50 which merely points out the recent sharp decline of Western civilization.

Don't forget to submit your verses for the next "Batchelor's Hand" submission. Yes, you too can become a member of The Durt Gurl Group. We promise not to tell anybody

MG, Secretary to the Group

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Svenska's pome & Hi Yo Silver!!!

Dear Svenska,
I read you're pome. It's too short. I gave it a "5" because you can't vote "0". I loved the way you reached way down into tuna town and rhymed "whoosey" and "pussy." Well done.

I know it's short, but I just couldn't think of any more euphemisms for "patting the pussy".
I tried to make the rhymes as baaaaaaaaaaad as possible. Hence the whoosey pussy.

So... you either vote 5 or nothing?

Poems - the extreme sports of Literotica!!!

 

[DurtGurl]

Big News!

Hay Everbody------

Another blockburster story has been added to the steaming pile left by the DurtGurl Group. It's called "Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Suprize," and it's at

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212

It was written by a member of the Group who whishes to remain an antonym. All I'll say is that his first name is Dr and his last name starts with a cormorant from the middle of the alphabet.

Click on the above link and be the first in your town to read the newest egg laid by the DurtGurl Group. You will be impressed and repulsed.

Wheeeee!
DG

 

[DurtGurl]

It's about time!

The DurtGurl Group is finally getting the recognition we deserve. "Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise" is the worst story I've ever read, and the voting is averaging well below 3. That's the lowest I've seen, and it's nice to know that we are being recognized for what we are.

Congratulation, Dr Mab ..... oops ... Dr X.

DG

 

[Jonathon_Swiftly]

Re: Woo woo woo...........

... Ps. With my small brain, I can only do one math at a time.

I've read to the bottom of this thread, and I'm still laughing at that line

 

[Guest]

at MAthgirl's request...

 

[MathGirl]

Re: at MAthgirl's request...

Durtgurl....
at MAthgirl's request...er suggestion

an embellishment for your pome.

is posted in the erotic illustration thread.

yours,
in silliness,
rhino

Dear Nosey,
I found it, and it's very good. Poor chicken. I'll include it with the next edition of "The Batchelor's Hand."
MG

 

[DurtGurl]

Warning!

It's finally here! The story everyone has been hoping would never be. "Patty and the Teacher - Part 3 The finally" has been posted. it's at

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212

It's jam packed with sex of most all kinds except regular and Harry Belafonte.

Don't fail to miss it!

DG

 

[MathGirl]

Knudos

Dear DG,
With the finale of the "Patty and the Teacher" your art has risen to a new low. I'm just glad the series is finished.
MG

 

[MathGirl]

Scores Update

Votes for the latest DurtGurl Group stories:

"Patty-3" has a 4.80 average.
"Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise" is as 2.25

I think both those averages are much higher than merited, but what do I know?

MG, Secretary to the Group

 

[DurtGurl]

Update

Hay, Everbody-
Thanks to all for the undeserved support for "Patty -3." It's now averaging 4.81 in voting and is in the all time top 150.

It would be best to let it just sink into obscurity now. It's sort of embarrassing to have somthing like that among the top stories.

Please submit your verses for the next "Batchelor's Hand". We need some really bad doggerel to flesh out what promises to be a smelly, steaming pile.
The DurtGurl Group

 

[oggbashan]

This is to remind people of MathGirl and the small DurtGurl consortium of then AH regulars she started.


This is the list of DurtGurl creations:


https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212&page=submissions


Patty Makes the Team was a legend...