The Duke of Oral
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The Duke of Oral - Part 1 of 6
I am a heterosexual male, seeking bi and non-bi females that
are 30 to 50 years of age. (I think watching two women is one
of the most sensual experiences you can ever experience, and I
am open to participation, as long as it is accepted and does not
cause conflict with anyone, and especially if the female(s) initiate
and even orchestrate my enjoyment.).
I am 6'2", approximately 190 pounds, brown hair, hazel eyes, and I am drug and disease free.
This ad is in several parts, and I know it is worth the reading, and
more importantly, it is going to be effective, I know!
To be honest, (and I take a lot of pride in being honest, and up
front about myself, especially in this mode, where gaining your
appeal is my full intent) if you don't read all of this ad, then you
could be missing many key points that describe me enough to
gain insight to the type of man you will be associating with.
What you are going to read within, is the real me, not some
buffed up image, or stretch of imagination in any way. So,
as you read, simply relax, and soak in the message that is
quite simple. I'm out to have fun and possibly establish a long
and lasting relationship. So in a way, you do get the whole
package if you're intersted, Hot erotic sexual pleasure that is
attributed with seduction and foreplay, and an experienced open
mind, and ultimately perhaps even the man you have been
looking for to share your life with.
Please be aware that you don't have to want a long-term
relationship, but I'm also not looking for a cheap very brief
encounter either, and getting to be friends is very much okay,
since I'm a firm believer that if you can't be friends, you can't
really be realistic lovers, and laugh, play and have great sex.
(The "rough I'm mad at someone fuck is not a desire either).
If you are a married lady, we can have a cyber thing, not a prob,
and I will respect your discretion. If you are a single lady, and
you still want discretion that too is fine, PM's work marvelously
for assisting such. There doesn't have to be the in-person
scenario, but for those who would consider long term once they
have got to know me and would want that, then of course, that
is what would take place eventually, when we were both ready.
I even have a few ladies who will give you reference to my
being someone that is definitely worth getting to know. Even
evidenced within this ad.
==============================================
My personality, the good points, as well as those that need
particular consideration before you continue on to the next
parts of this ad. I'm not normally easy, but I can be....
(which reminds me, if you don't have a sense of humor, not a
prob, but it will help if you do. Also there's more to me than
meets the eyes, and I'm not a shallow person and I'm not
seeking anyone like that either. In no certain terms, I probably
am to good to be real. However, I'm not going to change who I
am, what I want, and what I'm willing to provide a woman. I'm
patient, even though excited about the possibilities, and I would
hope that any encounters I have with you, that you are always
left with a warm, fuzzy feeling about, and not a bad taste in your
mouth (I've been told I taste good.
) I am only human and yes
I can make mistakes, but I've spent 4 years, 4 long years, (and
I'm not an ex-con), making sure that I'm ready to offer myself to
someone, and after having learned so very much in my life, I'm a
lot less likely to do something you don't like, quite simply: I don't
walk in front of the moving train twice. You would be hard
pressed to find a man that is more caring. Proof of the pudding
is in the fact I spent so much time trying to offer reassurance up
front.
==============================================
I'm not one to get angered easily, however I can be hurt, and I
am a safe man in the real world, so in getting to know me, even
if we decide to move on separate ways, I won't be the type of
male that harrasses you and makes you regret our association.
This world is so full of horror stories, and quite frankly I really
believe it is because of those things that it makes it near
impossible for me to find someone who is willing to open
themselves up to me (much to yours and my own losses I assure)
==============================================
I'm not Brad Pitt (even though he is one of my favorite actors),
and I'm not trying to be. I am me, and that is a limitation I just
can't alter, as much as I would like to sometimes. At the same
time for a male of 46 I'm in good shape, considered cute to
attractive, or handsome, (whatever your favorite one to use is)
and I'm always wanting to find ways to make me a better male,
as well as this world a better place to live. ==============================================
Now on to the d'tails.
This ad could be unlike any other you have ever run across. Mainly because I took so very much time to put it together, and because I offer so much information up front, (perhaps too much), so you don't really have to read the whole damn thing if you don't want to. I did say I was a fair man? I don't believe I did so, please be aware that I understand the dynamics, and flexibilities that you too must be allowed to have. The main thing is I just hope this ad is effective.
At the top and bottom of the next postings, you will find little hints of things I have learned through life that make or break a relationship, open or not. And yes, no pat on the back, but I am knowledgeable of these things, and I practice them constantly.
I'm not trying to be someone I'm not, as I'm only human, and I certainly hope those reading this are as well!! Please don't alienate [pun intended] yourself to someone such as myself, and remember I'm not dreaming of the sci-fi fuck, although innovative as it may be, it just seems too metallic or plastic, and I definitely prefer the nice, warm, soft, wet, fleshly swollen and aroused variety of female. By the way, my member name comes from
no accident, I can orally please you beyond your wildest dreams,
and I love it more than anything in this world!!
"Except for mornings where I could wake up with my futuristic females own girlfriend's toe-ring stuck in my nose, my underwear half-way down knotted at the knees, and looped over the other end of the bed-posts, I can handle myself quite sufficiently. However during those times, that I just mentioned, things would probably start to get a little bit fuzzy."
And no you don't have to share me, but as far as "we" would be concerned let me ask you just one quick question...
are you really going to eat the other half of my pie too? <smile>
Now on to part 2.
I am a heterosexual male, seeking bi and non-bi females that
are 30 to 50 years of age. (I think watching two women is one
of the most sensual experiences you can ever experience, and I
am open to participation, as long as it is accepted and does not
cause conflict with anyone, and especially if the female(s) initiate
and even orchestrate my enjoyment.).
I am 6'2", approximately 190 pounds, brown hair, hazel eyes, and I am drug and disease free.
This ad is in several parts, and I know it is worth the reading, and
more importantly, it is going to be effective, I know!
To be honest, (and I take a lot of pride in being honest, and up
front about myself, especially in this mode, where gaining your
appeal is my full intent) if you don't read all of this ad, then you
could be missing many key points that describe me enough to
gain insight to the type of man you will be associating with.
What you are going to read within, is the real me, not some
buffed up image, or stretch of imagination in any way. So,
as you read, simply relax, and soak in the message that is
quite simple. I'm out to have fun and possibly establish a long
and lasting relationship. So in a way, you do get the whole
package if you're intersted, Hot erotic sexual pleasure that is
attributed with seduction and foreplay, and an experienced open
mind, and ultimately perhaps even the man you have been
looking for to share your life with.
Please be aware that you don't have to want a long-term
relationship, but I'm also not looking for a cheap very brief
encounter either, and getting to be friends is very much okay,
since I'm a firm believer that if you can't be friends, you can't
really be realistic lovers, and laugh, play and have great sex.
(The "rough I'm mad at someone fuck is not a desire either).
If you are a married lady, we can have a cyber thing, not a prob,
and I will respect your discretion. If you are a single lady, and
you still want discretion that too is fine, PM's work marvelously
for assisting such. There doesn't have to be the in-person
scenario, but for those who would consider long term once they
have got to know me and would want that, then of course, that
is what would take place eventually, when we were both ready.
I even have a few ladies who will give you reference to my
being someone that is definitely worth getting to know. Even
evidenced within this ad.
==============================================
My personality, the good points, as well as those that need
particular consideration before you continue on to the next
parts of this ad. I'm not normally easy, but I can be....

(which reminds me, if you don't have a sense of humor, not a
prob, but it will help if you do. Also there's more to me than
meets the eyes, and I'm not a shallow person and I'm not
seeking anyone like that either. In no certain terms, I probably
am to good to be real. However, I'm not going to change who I
am, what I want, and what I'm willing to provide a woman. I'm
patient, even though excited about the possibilities, and I would
hope that any encounters I have with you, that you are always
left with a warm, fuzzy feeling about, and not a bad taste in your
mouth (I've been told I taste good.

I can make mistakes, but I've spent 4 years, 4 long years, (and
I'm not an ex-con), making sure that I'm ready to offer myself to
someone, and after having learned so very much in my life, I'm a
lot less likely to do something you don't like, quite simply: I don't
walk in front of the moving train twice. You would be hard
pressed to find a man that is more caring. Proof of the pudding
is in the fact I spent so much time trying to offer reassurance up
front.
==============================================
I'm not one to get angered easily, however I can be hurt, and I
am a safe man in the real world, so in getting to know me, even
if we decide to move on separate ways, I won't be the type of
male that harrasses you and makes you regret our association.
This world is so full of horror stories, and quite frankly I really
believe it is because of those things that it makes it near
impossible for me to find someone who is willing to open
themselves up to me (much to yours and my own losses I assure)
==============================================
I'm not Brad Pitt (even though he is one of my favorite actors),
and I'm not trying to be. I am me, and that is a limitation I just
can't alter, as much as I would like to sometimes. At the same
time for a male of 46 I'm in good shape, considered cute to
attractive, or handsome, (whatever your favorite one to use is)
and I'm always wanting to find ways to make me a better male,
as well as this world a better place to live. ==============================================
Now on to the d'tails.
This ad could be unlike any other you have ever run across. Mainly because I took so very much time to put it together, and because I offer so much information up front, (perhaps too much), so you don't really have to read the whole damn thing if you don't want to. I did say I was a fair man? I don't believe I did so, please be aware that I understand the dynamics, and flexibilities that you too must be allowed to have. The main thing is I just hope this ad is effective.
At the top and bottom of the next postings, you will find little hints of things I have learned through life that make or break a relationship, open or not. And yes, no pat on the back, but I am knowledgeable of these things, and I practice them constantly.
I'm not trying to be someone I'm not, as I'm only human, and I certainly hope those reading this are as well!! Please don't alienate [pun intended] yourself to someone such as myself, and remember I'm not dreaming of the sci-fi fuck, although innovative as it may be, it just seems too metallic or plastic, and I definitely prefer the nice, warm, soft, wet, fleshly swollen and aroused variety of female. By the way, my member name comes from
no accident, I can orally please you beyond your wildest dreams,
and I love it more than anything in this world!!
"Except for mornings where I could wake up with my futuristic females own girlfriend's toe-ring stuck in my nose, my underwear half-way down knotted at the knees, and looped over the other end of the bed-posts, I can handle myself quite sufficiently. However during those times, that I just mentioned, things would probably start to get a little bit fuzzy."

And no you don't have to share me, but as far as "we" would be concerned let me ask you just one quick question...
are you really going to eat the other half of my pie too? <smile>
Now on to part 2.
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