The Duke of Oral's Personal Ad - heteromale/bi-female+

The Duke of Oral

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The Duke of Oral - Part 1 of 6

I am a heterosexual male, seeking bi and non-bi females that
are 30 to 50 years of age. (I think watching two women is one
of the most sensual experiences you can ever experience, and I
am open to participation, as long as it is accepted and does not
cause conflict with anyone, and especially if the female(s) initiate
and even orchestrate my enjoyment.).

I am 6'2", approximately 190 pounds, brown hair, hazel eyes, and I am drug and disease free.

This ad is in several parts, and I know it is worth the reading, and
more importantly, it is going to be effective, I know!

To be honest, (and I take a lot of pride in being honest, and up
front about myself, especially in this mode, where gaining your
appeal is my full intent) if you don't read all of this ad, then you
could be missing many key points that describe me enough to
gain insight to the type of man you will be associating with.
What you are going to read within, is the real me, not some
buffed up image, or stretch of imagination in any way. So,
as you read, simply relax, and soak in the message that is
quite simple. I'm out to have fun and possibly establish a long
and lasting relationship. So in a way, you do get the whole
package if you're intersted, Hot erotic sexual pleasure that is
attributed with seduction and foreplay, and an experienced open
mind, and ultimately perhaps even the man you have been
looking for to share your life with.


Please be aware that you don't have to want a long-term
relationship, but I'm also not looking for a cheap very brief
encounter either, and getting to be friends is very much okay,
since I'm a firm believer that if you can't be friends, you can't
really be realistic lovers, and laugh, play and have great sex.
(The "rough I'm mad at someone fuck is not a desire either).
If you are a married lady, we can have a cyber thing, not a prob,
and I will respect your discretion. If you are a single lady, and
you still want discretion that too is fine, PM's work marvelously
for assisting such. There doesn't have to be the in-person
scenario, but for those who would consider long term once they
have got to know me and would want that, then of course, that
is what would take place eventually, when we were both ready.

I even have a few ladies who will give you reference to my
being someone that is definitely worth getting to know. Even
evidenced within this ad.

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My personality, the good points, as well as those that need
particular consideration before you continue on to the next
parts of this ad. I'm not normally easy, but I can be.... :D
(which reminds me, if you don't have a sense of humor, not a
prob, but it will help if you do. Also there's more to me than
meets the eyes, and I'm not a shallow person and I'm not
seeking anyone like that either. In no certain terms, I probably
am to good to be real. However, I'm not going to change who I
am, what I want, and what I'm willing to provide a woman. I'm
patient, even though excited about the possibilities, and I would
hope that any encounters I have with you, that you are always
left with a warm, fuzzy feeling about, and not a bad taste in your
mouth (I've been told I taste good. :D) I am only human and yes
I can make mistakes, but I've spent 4 years, 4 long years, (and
I'm not an ex-con), making sure that I'm ready to offer myself to
someone, and after having learned so very much in my life, I'm a
lot less likely to do something you don't like, quite simply: I don't
walk in front of the moving train twice. You would be hard
pressed to find a man that is more caring. Proof of the pudding
is in the fact I spent so much time trying to offer reassurance up
front.

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I'm not one to get angered easily, however I can be hurt, and I
am a safe man in the real world, so in getting to know me, even
if we decide to move on separate ways, I won't be the type of
male that harrasses you and makes you regret our association.
This world is so full of horror stories, and quite frankly I really
believe it is because of those things that it makes it near
impossible for me to find someone who is willing to open
themselves up to me (much to yours and my own losses I assure)

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I'm not Brad Pitt (even though he is one of my favorite actors),
and I'm not trying to be. I am me, and that is a limitation I just
can't alter, as much as I would like to sometimes. At the same
time for a male of 46 I'm in good shape, considered cute to
attractive, or handsome, (whatever your favorite one to use is)
and I'm always wanting to find ways to make me a better male,
as well as this world a better place to live. ==============================================

Now on to the d'tails.

This ad could be unlike any other you have ever run across. Mainly because I took so very much time to put it together, and because I offer so much information up front, (perhaps too much), so you don't really have to read the whole damn thing if you don't want to. I did say I was a fair man? I don't believe I did so, please be aware that I understand the dynamics, and flexibilities that you too must be allowed to have. The main thing is I just hope this ad is effective.

At the top and bottom of the next postings, you will find little hints of things I have learned through life that make or break a relationship, open or not. And yes, no pat on the back, but I am knowledgeable of these things, and I practice them constantly.

I'm not trying to be someone I'm not, as I'm only human, and I certainly hope those reading this are as well!! Please don't alienate [pun intended] yourself to someone such as myself, and remember I'm not dreaming of the sci-fi fuck, although innovative as it may be, it just seems too metallic or plastic, and I definitely prefer the nice, warm, soft, wet, fleshly swollen and aroused variety of female. By the way, my member name comes from
no accident, I can orally please you beyond your wildest dreams,
and I love it more than anything in this world!!

"Except for mornings where I could wake up with my futuristic females own girlfriend's toe-ring stuck in my nose, my underwear half-way down knotted at the knees, and looped over the other end of the bed-posts, I can handle myself quite sufficiently. However during those times, that I just mentioned, things would probably start to get a little bit fuzzy." :D

And no you don't have to share me, but as far as "we" would be concerned let me ask you just one quick question...
are you really going to eat the other half of my pie too? <smile>

Now on to part 2.
 
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all I can say is

Wow....you definitely seem to be the whole out package...whoever finds you will be a lucky woman
 
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The Duke of Oral's personal ad - Part 2

:nana: you just never know what might pop outta here. Keeping
it in is so much less fun that letting it out. That's the way life is,
and that's the way my feelings about it are as well:

I think this ad says what needs to be said, however I am always
thinking of new ways to improve it's appearance, and if I discover
I have omitted something worth noting here, or if someone
happens to point something out, that I they feel needs to be
reworded to avoid any off-interpretations, or hit on a key point
that I just overlooked, then I will make the needed changes. It is
quite likely that this will happen on a week to week basis, and
I'm regularly posting herein to maintain it's position as recent,
and to make general entries to the effect of things I like to point
out, and last but certainly not least, in response to those you
post herein.

The individual sections, or post's, if you prefer to call them, make
it easier to read as well as give you, the potential female time to
take in things, so you can reflect on each part. Men if you're
reading, please not that my little hints are something to take
note of if you wish to keep your own women sparkling in the eye,
as from day one. These are denoted with an emoticon.

I feel I have a lot of potential to make a woman happy for a very
long time. The key is to catch your interest, and chances are I
may have already done so, still there is a lot to learn about The
Duke of Oral....

I'm not a salesman, but I know how to present a product and use
it as well. To sooth one curiosity you may have, I am a Senior
Level Systems Analyst and Software Engineer. But I'm not a
computer geek. I like to say I have a life!! Just in case you're
wondering what kinds of potential I have, well let's just say I
hope all the right ones, especially in having the best sexual
experiences you could want, and being someone who would
make a wonderful partner to be with overall in everyday life. "I'm
not the web's best kept secret, and that's not what I want to
come across as, but I also don't want to be the most overlooked,
and by the viewings that are growing daily, I can tell that isn't
the case anymore, though as usual, there are many more views,
than there are responses. I would think that is possibly because
there are a lot of men looking here at Lit, and some are so eager
to just meet and have sex as soon as possible, that they'll check
out any ad I'm not trying to just jump into bed with a woman. I
want to have more than sex, but by far, I want our sex to be
unbelievable together! I've only been in Literotica for just over a
month now, so it could be rather hard to know I'm here and
seeking, and I get more results when I keep the thread active.

<I see a beach and I think I will just soak in some rays and
relax, hoping a curious female will walk by to make an attempt to
get my attention as well.>

:rose: I like to give flowers unexpectedly, and show a woman she
is the lasting passion or lust in my life. I like to "spoil" and even
moreso I like to see the sparkles in your eyes as they light up
when doing such things, and hearing your sweet voice tell me
what such doings mean to you!
 
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The Duke of Oral's Personal Ad - Part 3

:D Keeping life fun is often a challenge for a lot of people, and I'm
no exception to the rule, when it comes to keeping things fun. I
find it best to keep aware of current events in order to find
entertaining ideas for the woman, and remembering dates that
are important to her, such as birthdays, Valentines Day, and even
to take you to places that you will delight that you, perhaps even
those you hadn't expected that are greatly enjoyable to you.

<I'm starting to get a little over-tanned on certain parts, but I will
just adjust to finish those that need a little matching up. The first
thing you may notice is the outline of my manhood just under the
thin layer of my swimsuit, but don't think too much of it just
yet....it's still a work in progress where you are concerned,
swelling proportunately to your level of interest in such, and
definitely of substantial mass for the female who really wants to
feel it on her, in her, or about her. I'll just place some lotion here
beside me in case you the potential female might want to say hi
and offer a cum-passionate hand. A little aloe vera is always
good for the skin, and it gives us something to do while we first
introduce and such. I too will be glad to return such attentions,
and I haven't mentioned until now that I enjoy giving sensual
massage as well, and am adequately skilled to do so.>

:catgrin: ".%..it's hard to say I lust you, when you're sittin' on my
face...%"

Well some men don't always think with both heads, and as such
leave all the real thinking up to the woman to get it done. Where
is the spontaneity in that?, or for that matter, the feeling that any
woman would normally have about being sought after, and I've
yet to meet one that wants you to do her thinking for her, still, I
know she would want me think OF her, and also the things that
need attention on any level. Women don't always want to be the
initiators, and yet sometimes they do, and you need to pay
attention to them or else you may miss something she is trying
to "hint" at. This is a art of interpretation, so open
communications is the best key to knowing what she wants, or
what she needs, or even what she wants you to just pick up on
that she is conveying. The more you talk openly to each other
about even the everyday issues, the less chance there is
guesswork involved, and as a result fewer miscommunications.
Also women don' t always want to make the first move when it
comes to an erotic rendevouz with us, and therein the key
is "always" because I do enjoy when the woman does make her
desires known and becomes the seducer hersef. If she rarely
thinks about it herself, then I've selected the wrong type of
female for me, that's for certain!! Thus, if you don't act
approachable, then don't expect me to just assume that you're
playing hard to get, but really want me sexually. I'm not one to
beat my head against the wall repeatedly, just because it would
feel so good when I stop doing so!!

I also love to cook, and do things creatively at home, or about. I
don't wrap myself up in sports too much, or any side-tracked
zoned activity of any other sort, as I prefer to remain flexible and
make wise choices. C'mon if she walks out wearing nothing and
has that I need to be fucked look, do you really think I'm going to
ignore that, even if the winning touchdown of the Super Bowl
could happen any minute? That shit's gonna happen whether I
witness it or not, and I'm not about to miss out on the sexual
energy that is before me!!

:devil: I really can be very very bad at times...something in my
nature, I try not to let bad behavior become a part of it though,
but rather let my "acting up" be an incentive to naughtiness and
hitting on those little extra wants and needs that she has but
doesn't feel she needs to remind me of...
 
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Re: all I can say is

SouthernBelle22 said:
Wow....you definitely seem to be the whole out package...your girlfriend is lucky


Well it is in reference to the girl I could find.... I've been posting and talking with people and decided the time to place one is now.... I wanted to make sure I presented me the way I felt most appropriate and what I wanted from a female(s), etc. So I hope this gets even more responses.

Thanks!! I've been a work in progress at my own choosing, for too long now!!
 
surprises

I wrote that response before your other posts and all I can say after reading all the other posts is that you are definitely a man after my own heart. You seem to know what you want, what your strengths are, and are willing for the no commitment thing...always a deadly combination
 
The Duke of Oral's Personal Ad - Part 4

:confused:
So often in life people forget what their original purpose was for
being interested or attracted to someone. And unfortunately in
many cases, some even try to change their mate after having
selected one another as partners in life. The result can be quite
catastrophic as things only deteriorate from the beginning. Things
do start out well though don't they? Well they always do at that
point or you wouldn't start seeing them in the first place. If you
find that you are making observances in someone that you aren't
comfortable with, and need to have them adjusted out, then you
didn't get to know that person well enough before you decided to
commit to being around them as closely and as much as you are!

Please don't take what I'm about to say wrong. (I'm just being
fair and letting you know ahead of time)

Please think about how you may react to certain things I could do
that create stirrings other than just hormonal, such as feelings
that may begin to develop for me. Be honest with yourself and
me, so we will know up front how far you can go with our
interactions, as much as possible. If you get closer to me, and
that is what you want and allow, then we are fine. But if you find
yourself getting closer than you want, please don't back off all
the way. Just give yourself a little space and let me know what is
going on. At the same time, please remember I don't like human
roller-coaster rides where emotions are concerned. I like
consistency and I offer the same.

In a computer analogy ~If you need to do a System File Checker
run on your heart and mind to see if everything is in sync, or if
you need to increase the "disk space" because you feel like
you're running out of room, then that's fine, just don't cause us
the Blue Screen of Death OKAY!!

Men in general are no exception to the rule, so please
don't stomp on these women's hearts!!! I've had at least 3 of
them contact me to say that they've been liked, lusted, loved on,
whisked off their feet, only for one of the men to just drop them
like a hot potato, simply because.. and get this.. she is too nice.
That is the worst reason I've ever heard for breaking a woman's
heart, and besides you can ruin her for someone else who will
want to accept her getting closer, such as myself!

BDSM, in case you didn't know, does NOT stand for Be Damn Sick
Men.... okay? Good. Enough said.


Also be aware:
I don't need a mom, or servant to wait on me hand and foot. I'm
quite capable, and while I'm also confident of myself to be happily
independent, I never stray from where the lines are drawn, and
likewise would respect your freedoms, as well, trusting you're
being as aware of our place in not just swinging, and sharing sex
were concerned but in everyday life. My role isn't inquisitor, or to
neglect my own needs in trying to keep up with all activities of
someone else. However I would be a best friend, and someone
who is there at those junctures in life where being a companion
is more assistance than someone who challenges the methods
constantly. I would not stop being your friend just because I'm
not the foremost thought on your mind at times, or because you
needed an outsiders opinion. I would look upon such thinking as
being responsible, and making sure you may not have forgotten
something, and only one opinion can leave so many things
overlooked. I would only require that you did not lead interest to
someone else, thinking that doing so reflected a lack of my
consideration and compassion in your personal life for doing so,
and would hope that they knew it was the extra friend that could
make the difference in how you handled some things.

more of my interests (as well as highly erotic times): I love
music, movies, concerts, travelling, sightseeing, rafting, shopping,
boogie-boarding in Hawaii, parks, riverwalks, I could go on and
on... oh, and I have wrote short stories, though not active lately,
and do write poetry, and of all things... I sing.


:mad: And just as equally important in open relationships where
so many other factors can come into play, is how you treat each
other during times of disagreement, and how you channel the
resulting anger. This is a crucial key to how solid the foundation
of your relationship really is, and if you're not careful at these
points and you unbury what was thought forgiven and bring such
to light, only to cause more hurt than constructive gain, then you
are defeating the purpose of why you are trying to express your
feeling and opinions. Why, because you've already lost focus of
the main point, and have instead sidetracked into something of
the past, that while apparently of substance, you weren't honest
with yourself in saying "it's okay, I forgive, let's move on".
Additionally how you address your mate when times are tense, is
also something that should be thought about before being done.
We can say things, and wish we hadn't the very moment they left
our mouths, but unfortunately, it is too late if you are overly
harsh, or critical of someone without giving true thought to such.
These key points, if not heeded can shake some of the
foundation loose, and it's a lot harder to rebuild a foundation
once the house is on it, don't you think?
 
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The Duke of Oral Personal Ad - Part 5

:D
I like to do a lot of things that are a treats that life offers us,
especially being outdoors, lakes, taking long scenic drives, and
breathtaking views from beautiful mountain passes. The world is
here to entertain us, not just waiting on each other to do
something to make it happen, and I would expect the imagination
for which we both exude so freely in our "bedroom activities" (or
kitchen rendevous), would also need to be carried over as well in
our own journey's. To think it always one person of the two's
responsibility to keep interests up in anything is only going to
result in 50% of the things you could enjoy out of life. The same
goes for if only one puts the efforts forth to make their passions
for one another last. 100% looks so much better doesn't it?

Like I mentioned I love to cook, to give special GOOD surprises,
and other sorts of added bonuses, that you would like a man to
do, or think about. Speaking of sexual orientation of such
spoiling, keep in mind that oral is my passion, sex my lifestyle,
and I need to be able to feel free to light your fire in such a way
that it can't be put out easily. I very much enjoy making a
woman feel a strong, if not trembling, afterglow. I try to be the
complete package, and to that end I know I won't be
stamped "return to sender", so long as you are being fair about
our interrelations and not asking more of me than you are willing
to be like yourself.

I will pleasure all the right spots, adequately, and generously as
your sexual partner, and use techniques that have certainly
gained notariety all along. My physical attentions may amaze
you, then perhaps simply be adequately what you needed from
me, and should you feel compelled to ask how I learned any
such "talent" to that level, you may be surprized by the answer. I
try to remain intelligent about all matters, and yes, as you can tell
I do get a little "into" the role so to speak (just look at this ad!!)
Once again I'm just not in the habit of doing things half-way, and
I don't intend to ever do anything half-assed.

It's not as if someone can master every avenue of what life can
bring forth, and I desire someone to mutually help guide us both
through the most fulfillment and pleasure that our time together
could provide. Life should be a consistent reaching for more
comfortable levels of lifestyle. Why settle for what is now, when
you can in someway, even without concentrating on the financial
aspects of everything, improve your joint ventures? As such, I
fuly intend to remain as active as ever within the threads and the
friends that I'm making along the way, just as I do all those
already around me in real life.

I'm going to settle down into more of an erotic rhythmic pace now
in hopes someone like you catches up with me...after all I did get
a head start. But the lust and the explicitly intimate ways I've
portrayed here will still be as combustably and cummingly
eruptive of juices, and as hot as a reactor on the edge, as ever,
but I too know that being a little over-active, or "aggresive" in my
approaches can be intimidating, and as such I would like to
reassure I can be as gentle as the breeze through the evening
sunset air.

Well I can assure you that whoever you are, that you already
know more about me than I of you, and hopefully you are now
interested in getting to know me better. The only way I'm going
to know is if you make your presence known. So drop in and say
Hi...I don't bite, and even if I could, certainly not through the
pages of these threads, as someone has now pointed out in this
thread, nibbles in the right places are more than okay...one more
post to go and just for charms sake another rose for you...
:rose:

A woman who appreciates the laudings a man can bestow upon
her and also show in her special ways at times the things she
wishes her man to feel, will surely assure themselves of more to
come in life as time goes on...
 
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The Duke of Oral's Personal Ad - Part 6 of 6

:heart:
....it would be hard to find something to disqualify me over, and
I'm not the least bit worried about that anyway, because this is a
free world to choose who you want to associate with, or partner
with.

Age is not an issue with me so long as you are legal, meaning
someone that a stroller is not more the appropriate mode of
transportation for. Early on at Lit I had thought of casual
encounters and such times together, but what I really want is
someone I can build a lasting relationship with, and swinging is
not a mandatory situation, simply one that I would be open to
with the right female. No one is perfect, and while I do try to be
the best man I can be in any situation, I can be off-tracked if
someone wants to do so. Those types need simply read and go
on. I yearn for true passion, and real life adventure with a
special someone. I'm not asking for marriage here, in fact that
isn't even something that is open for contemplation this early in
the seeking. I am divorced for 10 years now, and simply did not
want to find anymore dead-end relationships like the types I was
finding in nightclubs, etc. I truely believe I have found a medium
here to express my written self, as well as possibly find that
special woman / girl / temptress, etc, and I know you would be
very happy with me, simply, if for no other reason than I don't
have any skeletons in my closet, I don't carry any baggage in my
heart or mind, and I'm someone who loves to spoil as well as
invigorate sexual bliss to the most enjoyable levels.

All I've done here so far, is what so many men fail to do, and that
is be up front about myself as much as possible, because quiet
frankly, you girls can think ahead of us quite a bit sometimes, and
I like to keep up rather than lag behind. Please don't take this
ad wrong, I am not putting myself up on a throne, I'm just me,
but I know who I am, and I am very comfortable feeling that I'm
someone who is going make some girl very, very, happy, in all
ways possible. I haven't tried to have a relationship for almost 4
years now, and though I've not been involved, I have many
friends who have provided me plenty of good times, and good
memories. I'm ready for you, and I hope you're ready for me. I
will be consistent, and determined in my search, and will not stop
looking until I find "her". I hope something does come to
be....but I won't be "life justified" by treating someone as a
trophy either. No one should treat each other as if they are a
prize...the prize is in treating each other...

I hope I've got your attention in good ways by now, and as I've
stated in several ways, there's no harm, or vulnerability that will
expose who you are, or you own levels of security, by simple
chatting, or PM'ing me and getting to know me. So even if you're
just curious, please by all means, engage yourself in some form
of conversation with me. I love to be sexy, as well as tender,
and through all be strong and balanced.

The man, known herein as "The Duke of Oral" will be looking for
your considerations. I'm also looking for potential good friends,
so come'on at least take a test drive, just make sure it's the tires
your kicking, okay? Keep it UP and keep the smile within you
glowing as much as life affords you to.

As far as having pictures of me, well simply chat with me and get
to know me and I will be happy to send/exchange such with you.
they still don't make a pc screen large enough diagonally
for me to get the whole thing onto.....just kidding... and I'm not
one to just pose my cock in pictures for review. There is a LOT
more substance to this man, than simply the physical attractions.
So my picture will be simply Me, so you will a "real" person, who
is representing himself with dignity, as well as being sensual.

:heart: :devil: :p :rose: :heart:
 
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Re: surprises

SouthernBelle22 said:
I wrote that response before your other posts and all I can say after reading all the other posts is that you are definitely a man after my own heart. You seem to know what you want, what your strengths are, and are willing for the no commitment thing...always a deadly combination

You are correct in that statement. I'm also thinking I won't get very many that are fly by night anyway, once they see I have put so much down that is relationship related. Some could, but I want to see also, if I can get enough responses from females, such as yourself, that want perhaps more. I'm in no hurry, and so I'm going to keep this active and just see what happens.... I've waited 4 years, I can wait longer, but at least I've got something posted. Thanks SouthernBelle22.

p.s. I lived in Slidell, Louisiana once, working in New Orleans, on an I.T. related contract...sure miss it some times.
 
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<kisses your cheek softly>

Thanks for giving me hope on the male species<smile>. You are a very articulate man who made me breathless and provoked thought....I had begun to give up hope that was possible in the same individual
 
Those are wonderful compliments. I have lived as roommates with guys that are good friends until earlier this year....so that also helped me not engage in too much, because, I was okay just hanging out. Now I've got this place and it wouldn't hurt to see what could happen. I have, contrary to most swinging circles, very good qualities, so that too, has to be taken into consideration. I like the open lifestyle, and not the overly possessive type, that way everybody has fun!
 
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Wow.... was that a long fantasy spell or what!!!

Ka-bump !!!

Yes the Duke is back and ready for action.... went to downloading heaven for a few days and let me tell you there's some juicy stuff out there... but not the REAL juicy hot woman that I'm looking for in this ad, that's for sure. Check it out, and let me hear from you potential swingin' babes!!!

The Duke of Oral wants to get mildly (yeah right) immoral!!.
 
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SouthernBelle22 said:
Good to see you back...I missed ya<smile>

Why thank you Belle, and how was your time during Xmas? Great I hope. And there are a few more days to go before I'm sure all is back in full swing. As we touched on briefly, there's that play on words again, (friend I know says she can hear so many enuendos in just about everything I say), I'm looking forward to chatting/phone conv with you soon. Take care and bring in the new year on a good note, or moan, or you know. smiles. The D of O
 
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hmm..phone conv with you?<smile> oh my yes...Christmas was good, lots of fun. South Louisiana was a blast as well...good to see you had some time off as well.
 
Re: Re: surprises

The Duke of Oral said:
p.s. I lived in Slidell, Louisiana once, working in New Orleans, on an I.T. related contract...sure miss it some times.

Really...

How provacatively close to home.

*wink*
 
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ranajja said:
Really...

How provacatively close to home.

*wink*

* winks * to you. Ah yes, those were very good times there, and I was involved with a girl who was quite the open type, her best friend published the local area (s/w mississippi / s/e lousiana) swingers/contact newspaper. Hardly a dull moment. But I've been living back here in Dallas for 2 years now. Hope to have someone to do Mardi Gras with again sometime, in style of course!!
 
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Anyone for late night dinner?

Cooking is just one of my pleasures... underway:

Marinated pork steaks, purplehulled peas for the good luck stuff, baked potatoes, and salad. Desert? Well, I'll leave that up to you sweetstuff.
 
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New bio...

"Was born under a rock, slipped on the rock, fell in love with Rock, looking for women who will enjoy my cock hard as a rock, and love oral to make their own world rock."


Oh, and was wondering if you ever got the following pop-up:
 
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Re: all I can say is

SouthernBelle22 said:
Wow....you definitely seem to be the whole out package...your girlfriend is lucky


Well you have certainly attracted my attention as of late, and I am enjoying our interactions when we are able. I have now updated my ad to be more appropriate, and I thank you for your pointing out some things I have thought about and wish to not engage, (the one night casual types). I hope that I do find such a girl as I have expressed interest herein, and while we still hardly know anything of each other, every possible relationship, friends or more, begins somewhere, and that journey is a good one with you so far. Here is a poem I wrote for such occasions and hope you enjoy as well:

~ 'Tis the Rose, by Rick, aka, The Duke of Oral

:rose:
'Tis the Rose which lie so gentle,
it's flowing petals, fragile to the breeze,

:rose:
'Tis the Rose from which causes pain,
it's thorns unnoticed, can foolish be.

:rose:
'Tis the Rose, that I yearn to pluck,
such grace and elegance, sight to see,

:rose:
'Tis the Rose, I hand to you this day,
My Rose of friend, I've found in thee.

:rose:
'Tis the Rose, for which I hope you hold,
close to thy heart, and mind ever be,

:rose:
'Tis the Rose for you, special as you are,
no other flower, justice for what you stir in me.
 
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