The Dream Remote Control! (patent pending)

[J.B.]

My sister and I just came up with the best idea we’ve had all –well in the last 5 minutes. A remote control for you dreams. Having a nightmare? Simply change the channel to a steamy sex dream. Want sound effects? Turn up the volume. And for those of you who want to watch it in Spanish there the SAP option button. Picture not bright enough? Simply adjust your dream settings. Mute, Fast forward, Rewind all the other features you love of your remote control now have been created specifically or your dream!

 

[Blindinthedark]

My sister and I just came up with the best idea we’ve had all –well in the last 5 minutes. A remote control for you dreams. Having a nightmare? Simply change the channel to a steamy sex dream. Want sound effects? Turn up the volume. And for those of you who want to watch it in Spanish there the SAP option button. Picture not bright enough? Simply adjust your dream settings. Mute, Fast forward, Rewind all the other features you love of your remote control now have been created specifically or your dream!

You could try lucid dreaming. You even get to control what happens too.

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: The Dream Remote Control! (patent pending)

You could try lucid dreaming. You even get to control what happens too.

Yep. I can "change the channel" and basically direct the action to what I want to see/do/feel. It's not bad when I do it right.

 

[J.B.]

Re: Re: The Dream Remote Control! (patent pending)

You could try lucid dreaming. You even get to control what happens too.

Yeah I know. I’ve managed to do it once in a while. But this is for those who don’t know how. dude. You’re killing my market here

 

[Cleopatra]

*shuts up, then changes tactics*

Buy the Amazing Dream Remote Control! It slices! it dices! It shreds those bad dreams in a wink of an eye!

 

[J.B.]

“Slices and dices” in the same sentence as “dream”, Nightmare On Elm Street?

 

[Blindinthedark]

*shuts up, then changes tactics*

Buy the Amazing Dream Remote Control! It slices! it dices! It shreds those bad dreams in a wink of an eye!

Oops ... Yeah I hear it's made out of rare rainforest woods.

 

[Cleopatra]

“Slices and dices” in the same sentence as “dream”, Nightmare On Elm Street?

*throws it into "rewrites" and wanders off*

 

[Rhys]

Astral travel anyone?

 

[Cleopatra]

Astral travel anyone?

Now *that* would be cool if I could figure out how to do it.

 

[Rhys]

yeah but I don't want to be woke up to an astral cat fight either

kidding...kidding...

 

[J.B.]

badump dump *symbols*