The dreaded family vacation

[Endlessly]

It's not that dreaded, because it does mean I get out of this blasted state for a while.. But I am less than enthused by the idea of spending a week in close quarters in a resort with near-perfect strangers JUST because I happen to be related to them.. Ah, well, we'll probably never have another one.

Yes, boys and girls, I'm leaving for my family reunion in Winterpark, CO tomorrow.. While I'm gone, I'm putting LL and Jade in charge of sitting around and looking gorgeous, and Deborah's in charge of preaching and of making Flagg miserable.

Sound good?

Sounds good.

 

[Sammyjo]

Well, fuck...what do I get to do then? geeeeeeez

 

[Deborah]

Endlessly, that just sounds soooo boring. I hope you are taking some toys with you. Hey, ya never know, that area of Colorado, particularly the Arapaho National Forest, is rather infamous for Sasquatch sightings. Maybe you'll meet a big fella. That or an angry horny drunk dwarf who digs anal.

Oh yeah, I'll try and keep these atheists fearing God and Flagg under my thumb, but you know how slippery she, 'er he is.

You have fun now!

 

[Endlessly]

Sammybaby, you've got the most importand job of all.. You're SAMMYKINS. The board needs you to continue to be sexy and funny and vent a little.

Deborah, eh, I'll be sharing a room with five people, no toys for me this trip. And it may be a radical idea on this particular BB, but I'm not going to my family reunion because I want to get laid.

 

[Deborah]

Oh my dear God, Endlessly, five people in one room? I thought you said this was a resort. Reminds me of a Motel 6 I stayed at in West Virginia a couple months ago. The banging noises never quit in the room next door and the maids, Jethroe and Billy Bob, kept knocking next door and asking if they could come in yet and change the sheep.

Uh, Endlessly, you said this is a family reunion? I hope you been paying attention to all the incest threads on this BB lately. You and Uncle Hairy have fun now!

Not to worry! I'll pray for you. Now, where the hell is that passage about the sacrificial almost virgins?

 

[Endlessly]

It's not a motel six, it's a suite-type room.. a bedroom, foyer, fireplace, bathroom, the works. But me, my parents, and my sister and her nieces get the living room of the suite. Woo hoo!

And hey now.. I like incest stories as much as the next person, even though I don't actually want to have sex with MY family. Odd, I know.. I wonder if I'm 'normal?' *LOL*

 

[April]

Well, I for one, will miss you while you're gone. Let us know when you get back. Hopefully none the worse for wear! I know how trying family reunions can be.

 

[Skibum]

Endlessly, do you really want to get out of Montana? A friend of mine just left his job, family, and life here to go BACK to Montana. I wonder if it was because he knew you live there?

 

[Endlessly]

Not permanently, but I miss cities. I grew up in them.

Your friend left to come back to MT? Where.. And is he cute?

 

[Skibum]

I don't know exactly where. He grew up on a cattle ranch there. He's about 50, tall, thin, blond. Nice guy, but I think he has a girlfriend there already. Sorry.

 

[Dreamer1]

It's not that dreaded, because it does mean I get out of this blasted state for a while.. But I am less than enthused by the idea of spending a week in close quarters in a resort with near-perfect strangers JUST because I happen to be related to them.. Ah, well, we'll probably never have another one.

Yes, boys and girls, I'm leaving for my family reunion in Winterpark, CO tomorrow.. While I'm gone, I'm putting LL and Jade in charge of sitting around and looking gorgeous, and Deborah's in charge of preaching and of making Flagg miserable.

Sound good?

Sounds good.

Winter Park has been a favorite spot for my friends and I to go skiing. I have been there once around this time of the year and it was beautiful but found myself praying for snow. Sad,I know. So Endlessly, do you ski? The Mary Jane side of the resort has some of the world's best moguls. Lots of fun but lots of strain on your knees as well. Oh well, that is why apres ski and hot tubs were created! Just a few short months and I will feel the call!

BTW, if you don't know how to ski and would like to learn, my friends and I would jump at the chance to teach you!

 

[Endlessly]

*LMAO* Dreamer baby, you have NO idea the klutz you're talking to. I've got a C-shaped scar on my instep from tripping over barbed wire.. I've got two trick ankles at the age of 18 because I've sprained them so much. Sometimes I'll be walking on a perfectly smooth surface and my ankle will just decide to turn under at a 90-degree angle and I'll fall on my ass.

I don't ski, nor do I possess a desire to maim myself-- erm, learn.

But you and your friends can teach me anything else you desire.. If you're cute.

 

[Jade]

It's not that dreaded, because it does mean I get out of this blasted state for a while.. But I am less than enthused by the idea of spending a week in close quarters in a resort with near-perfect strangers JUST because I happen to be related to them.. Ah, well, we'll probably never have another one.

Yes, boys and girls, I'm leaving for my family reunion in Winterpark, CO tomorrow.. While I'm gone, I'm putting LL and Jade in charge of sitting around and looking gorgeous, and Deborah's in charge of preaching and of making Flagg miserable.

Sound good?

Sounds good.

Gosh, you mean I get to act like a model?
Haha that is my aunt's dept..... but in light of your vacation I am toasting you and the trip that it may be safe and a great getaway for your family and especially for you!
(hopefully I will get to "hear" you before then?? hmmm)

God I love Colorado though... the mountains they ... they call to me... oh to be in your shoes for that part of it... the ONLY problem I could forsee... um (in a whispering voice)... "one simply can't pleasure themselves with all those people around, dammit" ahh don't hate me for that... just something I thought of that's all...

Eh hem, anyway!....
I hope you meet an honest, intelligent, funny, charming and gorgeous guy who will sweep you off your feet and occupy some of the time when you are not with family or off soul searching in the mountains (or whatever you plan to do up there hehe).

You are the BEST for thinking I am beautiful Endlessly!
Luv ya forever!

 

[Endlessly]

Hopefully I'll get to hear you before then too, if I just get you singing into my voicemail. *LOL* Do you have ICQ or somethin'? These files are big..

Wow, I didn't know believing the obvious made me the best! Go me!

 

[Dreamer1]

*LMAO* Dreamer baby, you have NO idea the klutz you're talking to. I've got a C-shaped scar on my instep from tripping over barbed wire.. I've got two trick ankles at the age of 18 because I've sprained them so much. Sometimes I'll be walking on a perfectly smooth surface and my ankle will just decide to turn under at a 90-degree angle and I'll fall on my ass.

I don't ski, nor do I possess a desire to maim myself-- erm, learn.

But you and your friends can teach me anything else you desire.. If you're cute.

I always go with a bunch of guys so I spend my time skiing but, rumor has it that you can go on a ski vacation, have a great time and never ski!
Now, how do I answer that last question without sounding um...immodest?

 

[Endlessly]

Sweetie, if there is one thing that porn has taught us, it's that modesty is overrated.

 

[Lovely Latina]

While I'm gone, I'm putting LL and Jade in charge of sitting around and looking gorgeous

Were those duties assigned "respectively"? (Hehehe...Jade you're GOOOOOOORGEOUS-ER, baby!)

and Deborah's in charge of preaching and of making Flagg miserable.

Hey Deborah...wanna trade?


We're gonna miss ya, babe...board's just not the same without our little "CHILD OF DARKNESS" *giggle giggle snicker*

Have a very safe trip, hon, and bring back some juicy incest stories for us! (Or AT LEAST a new toy for those fantasies I was talking to you about.)

Luv N Junk,

LL

 

[Jade]

Were those duties assigned "respectively"? (Hehehe...Jade you're GOOOOOOORGEOUS-ER, baby!)

Um, I don't THINK so LL! Nice try though!

I am will this on the thread where we talk about it too but.... ENDELSSLY and LATINA....

I am just not a computer person ... every time I get ICQ it works great... until I turn the computer off... once the puter is back on... icq is gone...
I am sick of redoing my profile and downloading it and all that...but i will do it if it gives me an opportunity to hear two goddesses of music at work.

Before you try that... one last thing.. try my school account? I have no clue how much it will take but it is
vegetarian@mail.utexas.edu

sigh..
speaking of.... off to it!

~Jade

 

[Dreamer1]

Sweetie, if there is one thing that porn has taught us, it's that modesty is overrated.

Alright, I have a hot body and I am damn cute!
Have a great trip!

 

[Gingersnap]

End darling dreamer is a wonderful guy and a hottie. Not to mention a drop dead gorgeous body. He is a terrific flirt and a wonderful friend. His friends are way cute and love the wild side. You would have fun hon!!!!!!!!I do the snow board thing myself and most skiers look down their big ass noses at boarders. However it is fun, cheaper and no one cares if all your clothes match. Neener Neener wookie.

 

[Dreamer1]

End darling dreamer is a wonderful guy and a hottie. Not to mention a drop dead gorgeous body. He is a terrific flirt and a wonderful friend. His friends are way cute and love the wild side. You would have fun hon!!!!!!!!I do the snow board thing myself and most skiers look down their big ass noses at boarders. However it is fun, cheaper and no one cares if all your clothes match. Neener Neener wookie.

Listen Snappy, I am a skier and I never look my nose down at boarders. They are usually great fun to party with even if they can't keep up on the slopes! Luv you babe!