The Doors

[GratefulFred]

Just imagine being in the year 1967 in the front row of a Doors concert with Jim Morrison singing this song for you. If this doesn't inspire you to write, nothing will.

Writers loving Porn
Writers loving Porn
To write stories we are born
Erotica we are sworn
An urge to make you hot
And make you cum a lot
Writers loving Porn

A killer story in your head
Write it and it's read
The process to create
Is what will make you great
If ya give a troll the time
Your voting score will die
Killer story in your head, yeah

Girl ya gotta fuck a man
If no man try a wo-man
Stroke her with your hand
Or make his manhood stand
Practice deep knee bends
Or get plugged up in end
Gotta fuck a man, yeah

Wow!

Writers loving Porn
Writers loving Porn
To write stories we are born
Erotica we are sworn
An urge to make you hot
And make you cum a lot
Writers loving Porn

Writers loving Porn
Writers loving Porn
Writers loving Porn
Writers loving Porn

 

[mjl2010]

Jeez Freddy,

Here I go laughing my ass off again.

One of these days, I'm going to need my ass and then I'm coming looking for you...

MJL

 

[emap]

Oh you bad bad boy, instead of picturing hunky Jim Morrison I am picturing you and well dangit you totally ruined The Doors for me.

Made me laugh though I did not lose my ass so I guess I am lucky. Oh and Ha ha mjl.

 

[GratefulFred]

Here's some eerie coincidences emap that may in fact reveal way I can pretty much parody all their songs. I hope no one reading this will get shy around me now that I have confessed.

1) Jim Morrison and I were both born in Florida!
2) Jim Morrison got busted in Miami, where I happened to have grown up!
3) It's a well documented fact that Jim's soul left his body similar to the episode with dead indians on the highway and as a kid I remember passing that same Florida wreck IN MY DREAMS!
4) Jim "supposedly" died in France and I do like French fries!
5) Jim "supposedly" died in a room and I do like mushrooms!
6) As a kid growing up I would usually slept with one of my scratched records playing with the light on, and my mom would come in and tell me "When the music's over turn off the light" and she never heard of the Doors before!
7) When I got into girls I enjoyed anal sex - "Back Door Man?"; "The End"
8) I frequently forget a girls name during sex - "Hello I love you won't you tell me your name?"
9) While working in marketing for Dairy Queen down here in Miami I suggested an advertising campaign entitled "Celebration of the Blizzard King" that was shot down by some girl who was allergic to leather!
10) And the eeriest coincidence and the reason for my success in having sex with wasted and drunk girls is that my original name at birth "Mojo Rissin" (though my parents later changed it when I got into baby acting school; still looking for the certificate) and now that I am a grown man just add a "Mr" to my name!

And just in case any of you guys or gals were no doubt wondering about my cock size...
7 miles...some guys got it!

 

[emap]

Ok, waitress I will so have what he is having.

 

[Jack_Elation]

Jimmeh!

Thats gold, you should more covers. Admittedy no one can dsipute that the similarities between you both are uncanny. Now you have begun you have to write more, ideally record them as lounge versions el la Richard Cheese style. If only one had the time..

By the way, I noticed some lyrics you may have forgotten to lit-ersize, so heres my suggestion...

If you give his man a ride
His cum won't hit your eye
Gotta love your man..

 

[GratefulFred]

Yo Jack,

Here's a dedication for ya stud buddy.

You are bi in a hetero world
You love to cream, on a guy or girl
You love your sex with a straight or queer
You love it deeper anal spear....

Thanks for the "Head's Up"!

Clinton-Morrison in 2008!

 

[Jack_Elation]

what an honor

lmao.. thanks, Im not bi I was just trying to keep the parody in the same vain. What else goes with "if you give this man a ride sweet family will die" ...I've spent many hours of tripping out to the doors, particularly that spoken word Jim Morrison cd American Poet, thats tops.

Kudos for making me feel insecure though heheh...

 

[GratefulFred]

Excellent challenge Jack...

if you give this man a ride sweet family will die...can be...

if you give this man a bride his single life goes by...

if you give this man a ride and blow your load inside...

if you shove your cock inside sweet cum will never die...

...gotta fuck your man...YEAH!

I never would've survived 11th and 12th grade without that album. Thanks for the cool memories dude.

 

[mjl2010]

(snipped) ...I've spent many hours of tripping out to the doors

Yeah don't get him started Jack. Freddy has an endless supply of orange sunshine, windowpane and purple microdot left over from the Grateful Dead Concerts he attended in the sixties and seventies and eighties and nineties and um... what are those comet tail things doing behind everything that moves...

I'm sure he could start his own band, the Grateful Fred, if he could just stop tripping for ten minutes.

 

[GratefulFred]

I only saw the Grateful Dead a few times...I mean a few times in the month of September 1980. Actually in one of the concerts each of the performers brought out their identical twins to play with them.

As for music mjl, I wrote about 30 songs from my college daze until my army days and have committed to memory about 6 of them. Actually I remember 10 songs but usually around 1/2 of each of them.

I wrote a kick ass rock opera in 2000 that if you bribe me with a diet coke or some coke I would sing for ya. It's some 75 songs long...I kid...you not.

Of all things I once met an Opera consultant who was flattered that some really impressive places actually sent me rejection letters. The Writer's Guild sent me a nice certificate that I had framed but can't find.

If you wish to find the second coming of "Rocky Horror" PM me.

 

[mjl2010]

I only saw the Grateful Dead a few times...I mean a few times in the month of September 1980. Actually in one of the concerts each of the performers brought out their identical twins to play with them.

As for music mjl, I wrote about 30 songs from my college daze until my army days and have committed to memory about 6 of them. Actually I remember 10 songs but usually around 1/2 of each of them.

I wrote a kick ass rock opera in 2000 that if you bribe me with a diet coke or some coke I would sing for ya. It's some 75 songs long...I kid...you not.

Of all things I once met an Opera consultant who was flattered that some really impressive places actually sent me rejection letters. The Writer's Guild sent me a nice certificate that I had framed but can't find.

If you wish to find the second coming of "Rocky Horror" PM me.

Tell ya what Freddy...you perform the rock opera and I'll send ya a whole case of diet coke....an don't think I didn't catch that little "some coke" comment either. Ha! I'm tellin your wife on you!

I've no doubt you could give that Weird Al guy a run for his money. All you need is a banjo, some funky hairy guys tripping and playing funky hairy instruments and you'll be all set.

I can see the Vegas Lights now

"The Grateful Fred"
LIVE
7PM 9PM 11PM
​

MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

I can't go on during those hours as I don't usually wake up 'til 1am.

My wife knows about my rock opera but could care less. Since the budget of putting it all together included some 100+ hours of studio time I just did a few demo tapes and passed.

Ok mjl guess which of these is not in the tale...

1) Aliens
2) Jesus
3) Hillary C
4) Angel of Death
5) A Porno Star
6) A Penis Pump
7) Cuba
8) Weed
9) Billy G
10) Dr Fred
11) The Zoo
12) Surf Board
13) Masturbation
14) A Janitor
15) Red Sunglasses
16) A Bar of Soap
17) An Island
18) Breast Surgery
19) Ray Guns
20) A Comic Book

 

[mjl2010]

#3 Hillary C.

 

[GratefulFred]

Nope! 18 year old Hillary's in!

You owe me one diet coke!

Guess again...

 

[mjl2010]

Nope! 18 year old Hillary's in!

You owe me one diet coke!

Guess again...

Considering I'd end up owing you almost a whole case of diet coke, I'll pass thank you. I'd rather pay up and have you tell me.

MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

Ok buddy...

The only one not in the tale is...

20) A Comic Book

Everything else and more is included!