The Domestic Goddess declares open season on tourists...

[KillerMuffin]

I tried ya'll, I honestly did, to stop myself from doing this, but I have the will power of a gnat. A squashed gnat. So here it is. I found it utterly hysterical and scared the hell out of the dog when I fell out of my chair laughing.

It just pokes my funny bone. DCL, you oughta write a sex story about it, that would be reallllllllly funny. I mean really really funny. HAhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.

Just a snippet...

(Ironically, Stewart could technically face criminal or civil charges for unlawfully detaining the tourists, but chances are Anderson and company won't pursue any legal recourse.)

Excerpted from the following article:

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/eonline/0824/mstewart.asp

 

[LusicousLionness]

 

[Womanlover]

Then you will like my doggie story role playing, Lioness!!!! It will please you very much giving you many cums! MY YOUNG MISTRESS........not too late to participate! Heh heh!

Hi Sweet Darlin Muffin!

 

[Expertise]

Martha just hasn't been the same since the boob job. Still love her though.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

womanwhatever, here's a quote from Ms. Stewart: "Hashish -- it's not a good thing."

 

[Womanlover]

Ahh....sheesh! DCL!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I love when you say my name. It gives me many cums.

 

[Womanlover]

DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE DIXON CARTER LEE.................


ahhhhhhhhhhh......cum again? D C L
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[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Very coherent WL. Everything except the eye chart at the end. Otherwise, very nice. Now, just stay off the crack another couple of days and you'll be just fine.

 

[Womanlover]

Read with german accent: Unt vut krack iss ziss to vich ze Dixon Carter Lee vood be referring.......ze front von or ze back von???

 

[KillerMuffin]

Are we genderbending again?

Ummm, womanlover, ya'll are aware that Dixon Carter Lee is a man? Right? You really want to give him many cums? I wouldn't mind givin DCL many cums or two, but I wasn't too sure about ya'll. DIXIE Carter is his sexy as hell transsexual twin or something. He never told me the whole story.

 

[Womanlover]

Re: Are we genderbending again?

Ummm, womanlover, ya'll are aware that Dixon Carter Lee is a man? Right? You really want to give him many cums? I wouldn't mind givin DCL many cums or two, but I wasn't too sure about ya'll. DIXIE Carter is his sexy as hell transsexual twin or something. He never told me the whole story.

Ziss.........ziss........Muffeen creature sinks zat it vuss Vomanluffer.......It vas ME Helut Kruass who vus giffing ziss Dixon many cums.......Zat Vomanluffer voood not vant to do ziss.......!

 

[Womanlover]

Re: Are we genderbending again?

Ummm, womanlover, ya'll are aware that Dixon Carter Lee is a man? Right? You really want to give him many cums? I wouldn't mind givin DCL many cums or two, but I wasn't too sure about ya'll. DIXIE Carter is his sexy as hell transsexual twin or something. He never told me the whole story.

UNT!!!! I recognized IMMEDIATELY upon reading some of hiss sreads zat he iss a homosexual nazi very much similar to me, Helmut Krauss UNT!!! I have heard zat Womanluffer say say he vould very much like to he vood very much like to hit DCL over za head viss a vet noodle unt break effry bone in hiss lip!