CHNOPS
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Once upon a time there was a dog, we'll call him, "Sonny's dog." Once upon the same time, there was a nice, handy pump-bottle water-based lube next to a particular couple's bed. We'll call the couple, "Sonny and Sonny's wife." We'll call the lube, "lube."
One day, ("today"), the dog ate the lube.
Ate it. Chewed the bottle, licked the lube. He left untouched one (1) Hitachi Magic Wand, which is why this story is not called, "The Dog Who Sonny's Wife Beat to Death with a Broken Hitachi Magic Wand."
I have rejected the obvious solution of fucking the dog's mouth, FYI, you sick fucks.
The End
Please comment and vote!!! I want to win the contest!!!
One day, ("today"), the dog ate the lube.
Ate it. Chewed the bottle, licked the lube. He left untouched one (1) Hitachi Magic Wand, which is why this story is not called, "The Dog Who Sonny's Wife Beat to Death with a Broken Hitachi Magic Wand."
I have rejected the obvious solution of fucking the dog's mouth, FYI, you sick fucks.
The End
Please comment and vote!!! I want to win the contest!!!