The Divorce Lawyer's Waiting Room

[sirhugs]

What better place to find some romance, or just a hook up with someone as desperate for validation as you are?

One story? Or a series?

(usual caveat about I don't have time to write this...)

 

[Hypoxia]

What better place to find some romance, or just a hook up with someone as desperate for validation as you are?

Isn't that sort of like hooking-up at the STD clinic?

 

[GD88]

My mind is focused more on sex with the divorce lawyer rather than with the fellow divorcees in the waiting room.

Male client goes through divorce proceedings with female lawyer. Can't help but notice that his lawyer is hot. He hasn't had any action in a long while (part of why the marriage breaks down), begins to lust after female lawyer, and flirt with her.

I think it will be something to see the sexy female lawyer's (I've got Jessica Biel from Chuck and Larry in mind) professionalism slowly breaks down until at last she decides to fuck the male client.

Plus, it's a reason to write about a woman in sexy office outfits.

 

[sirhugs]

Isn't that sort of like hooking-up at the STD clinic?

well, at least you know that they like sex...

 

[Hypoxia]

well, at least you know that they like sex...

I'm reminded of a past era when those convicted of possession of a small quantity of cannabis were sent to a 'diversion' program in lieu of jail time. Diversion was always the best place to make deals and meet compatible folks i.e. other stoners.

Back to the divorce law office. 'Twould be in the practice's best interest to discourage fraternization amongst clients, lest they become close and decide to join their cases to save on legal fees. But the receptionist has tired of the senior partner's unwanted advances, so s/he encourages client hookups, just to fuck with the firm. Maybe s/he organizes some threesomes?

 

[Yerkiddin]

1) Attorneys are in a position of trust, and therefore expected to keep hands off the clients, though I've been told if one waits a couple of years after representing someone, it's overlooked.
2) People who are going through divorce a frequently temporarily insane.
3) Those first two being stated, this is a wellspring of possibility:
a) Divorcee could hit on your office staff, or another attorney in the office, or that could happen the other way. (someone else could be hitting on divorcee!)
b) All manner of seduction (in either direction) could happen in the attorney's office, where things are more private.
c) Celebration of any legal victory (or just having completed the divorce) could lead to drunken sex or seduction
d) Attorney and receptionist could go out to drink with client, get hit on separately, then seduced after they bring the client, who seemed so much more drunk while asking for help into the apartment and out of clothes, back from celebrating. (in any combo of genders!)

 

[sirhugs]

I'm reminded of a past era when those convicted of possession of a small quantity of cannabis were sent to a 'diversion' program in lieu of jail time. Diversion was always the best place to make deals and meet compatible folks i.e. other stoners.

Back to the divorce law office. 'Twould be in the practice's best interest to discourage fraternization amongst clients, lest they become close and decide to join their cases to save on legal fees. But the receptionist has tired of the senior partner's unwanted advances, so s/he encourages client hookups, just to fuck with the firm. Maybe s/he organizes some threesomes?

wouldn't hookups between repeat offenders be a source of future business?

 

[Hypoxia]

wouldn't hookups between repeat offenders be a source of future business?

Best to wait till after their cases are settled and all fees paid to introduce them. Then it's a golden opportunity. Attorney's office throws Freedom Parties for the newly-released, gets them drunk, ushers them to beds, awaits the inevitable. It's a long-term strategy.