Kepic
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The Lovely Angels (aka The Dirty Pair)
The Dirty Pair is a science-fiction comedy series set in the 22nd century about the exploits of Kei and Yuri, two female secret agents/troubleshooters employed by the Worlds Welfare Work Association (3WA), a galactic organisation which will provide experts to solve any problem...for a price.
Kei and Yuri (codenamed Lovely Angel after their starship) are the 3WA's finest crime trouble consultants, sent in to deal with the most difficult cases. Unfortunately, the Dirty Pair solution to a case always seems to involve a certain amount of collateral damage. Serious collateral damage. Whole continents laid waste, that sort of thing...
Don't misunderstand me: it's not their fault. The 3WA Central Computer clears them of responsibility every time. They're just very, very unlucky...
Kei and Yuri, the 3WA's 'top' trouble consultants, are 'Lucien-model' genetic upgrades, and possess supercharged immune response and disease resistance system, enhanced metabolic efficiency, improved musculo-skeletal structure, increased pain thresholds, altered cerebrovascular and cardiovascular systems, and so on. 3WA cyberware and biotech enhancements add to this further - including neural interface suite with coded transmission comlink, wardrug glands patched into a tac computer implant, nerve rewiring with pain dampeners and reflex boosting... in short, they're a tough couple of gals.
Kei is the Weapons Officer aboard their ship, Lovely Angel. Almost always sporting a short cropped hair style, Kei is the tomboy of the two. Equally awesome in hand-to-hand combat as she is with a blaster, she maintains an extensive knowledge of combat techniques, and always carries a large hand held laser. Kei has a very quick temper, and hates to lose. She is also spontaneous to the point of thoughtlessness, and often does many rash things in battle.
Yuri is in the Operations officer of the pair's ship, Lovely Angel. She is the more intelligent of the duo, and has an IQ level of 156. She prefers more discreet and coventional weapons, usually relying on either her compact laser pistol, or her 'Bloody Card'. (Note: The Bloody Card is a specialty weapon designed by WWWA as a small hold out for its operatives. It locks onto all hostile enemies, and uses it's razor sharp edges to cut through nearly anything in its path.) She is the more intellectual of the pair, and has a better understanding of many of the new sciences that are always being produced. She is slow to anger, but once started, even her partner Kei tries to stay out of her way.
And one sure way to make them both lose their temper - call them the Dirty Pair.
[Edited by Kepic on 04-01-2001 at 12:52 PM]
The Dirty Pair is a science-fiction comedy series set in the 22nd century about the exploits of Kei and Yuri, two female secret agents/troubleshooters employed by the Worlds Welfare Work Association (3WA), a galactic organisation which will provide experts to solve any problem...for a price.
Kei and Yuri (codenamed Lovely Angel after their starship) are the 3WA's finest crime trouble consultants, sent in to deal with the most difficult cases. Unfortunately, the Dirty Pair solution to a case always seems to involve a certain amount of collateral damage. Serious collateral damage. Whole continents laid waste, that sort of thing...
Don't misunderstand me: it's not their fault. The 3WA Central Computer clears them of responsibility every time. They're just very, very unlucky...
Kei and Yuri, the 3WA's 'top' trouble consultants, are 'Lucien-model' genetic upgrades, and possess supercharged immune response and disease resistance system, enhanced metabolic efficiency, improved musculo-skeletal structure, increased pain thresholds, altered cerebrovascular and cardiovascular systems, and so on. 3WA cyberware and biotech enhancements add to this further - including neural interface suite with coded transmission comlink, wardrug glands patched into a tac computer implant, nerve rewiring with pain dampeners and reflex boosting... in short, they're a tough couple of gals.
Kei is the Weapons Officer aboard their ship, Lovely Angel. Almost always sporting a short cropped hair style, Kei is the tomboy of the two. Equally awesome in hand-to-hand combat as she is with a blaster, she maintains an extensive knowledge of combat techniques, and always carries a large hand held laser. Kei has a very quick temper, and hates to lose. She is also spontaneous to the point of thoughtlessness, and often does many rash things in battle.
Yuri is in the Operations officer of the pair's ship, Lovely Angel. She is the more intelligent of the duo, and has an IQ level of 156. She prefers more discreet and coventional weapons, usually relying on either her compact laser pistol, or her 'Bloody Card'. (Note: The Bloody Card is a specialty weapon designed by WWWA as a small hold out for its operatives. It locks onto all hostile enemies, and uses it's razor sharp edges to cut through nearly anything in its path.) She is the more intellectual of the pair, and has a better understanding of many of the new sciences that are always being produced. She is slow to anger, but once started, even her partner Kei tries to stay out of her way.
And one sure way to make them both lose their temper - call them the Dirty Pair.
[Edited by Kepic on 04-01-2001 at 12:52 PM]
