The different classes of turds

[Mike_Yates]

There are six different classes of turds and I'm going to name them all here.

*Corvette (a small chuck either by itself or broke off from a larger turd)
*Frigate (a medium-sized turd that usually floats)
*Capital Ship (the largest, thickest, and longest turd possible)
*Carrier (a thick turd that has other turds stuck to it)
*Submarine (any turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet)
*Transport (a substantial turd which welcomes hangers on, like kernel corn)

 

[eyer]

There are five different classes of turds and I'm going to name them all here.

*Corvette (a small chuck either by itself or broke off from a larger turd)
*Frigate (a medium-sized turd that usually floats)
*Capital Ship (the largest, thickest, and longest turd possible)
*Carrier (a thick turd that has other turds stuck to it)
*Submarine (any turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet)

You forgot a class:

*Transport (a substantial turd which welcomes hangers on, like kernel corn)

 

[Aphro]

OK, I laughed. I know I shouldn't have, but it's been a slow day.

 

[Mike_Yates]

You forgot a class:

*Transport (a substantial turd which welcomes hangers on, like kernel corn)

Thanks! I included that.

 

[sircumvent]

How about the Screen Door? (After you eat that bad Sushi)