The difference between girls and boys!

[estevie]

A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the bath, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.


A BOY'S PRAYER

Lord,
I pray for a girl with big tits.
Amen.

 

[Vivacia]

A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the bath, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.


A BOY'S PRAYER

Lord,
I pray for a girl with big tits.
Amen.

Like it!

lol

How are you estevie, not seen you that much recently!

 

[Pixie]

LOL! That was a good laugh

Thanks Estevie.

 

[estevie]

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Like it!

lol

How are you estevie, not seen you that much recently!

Hi Viv!

I'm wonderful! Thanks for asking. I hope all is well with you!!

I'm around, you just don't see me.

 

[DevilBoy79]

A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the bath, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.


A BOY'S PRAYER

Lord,
I pray for a girl with big tits.
Amen.

thats cute, but the guy one isnt true for everyone, i prayed for some one beautiful and who would treat me right, and thats what i got along with the brains, and nice body

 

[Rambrat]

oh...and God...don't forget the nice ass too!

 

[*bratcat*]

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[Vivacia]

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Hi Viv!

I'm wonderful! Thanks for asking. I hope all is well with you!!

I'm around, you just don't see me.

I will have to look more closely!

 

[Rambrat]

*looking at Bratcat's ass*

thank you God!

 

[RawHumor]

A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
<snip>
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
<snip>
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
<snip>
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the bath, the garden and kitchen!
<snip>
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

So, what? You're saying that women are shallow?

 

[sunstruck]

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So, what? You're saying that women are shallow?

Yes, and picky. Don't forget picky.

 

[Rambrat]

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Yes, and picky. Don't forget picky.

I dig the invisible jet...

 

[RawHumor]

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Yes, and picky. Don't forget picky.

LOL

Don't worry, I'd NEVER forget that women are picky.



Not that they'd EVER let you know if you got something wrong...

 

[estevie]

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So, what? You're saying that women are shallow?

Shallow? Nahhhh.

We just know what we want. But here's the funny part...we don't know what we want until AFTER we have what we don't want. Whats a girl to do?

 

[estevie]

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Maybe not...but I know how to talk to you.

Yes, you know exactly how to talk to me to bring me...Ohhhh, you mean how to contact me!

 

[RawHumor]

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Shallow? Nahhhh.

We just know what we want. But here's the funny part...we don't know what we want until AFTER we have what we don't want. Whats a girl to do?

Don't you remember? You were going to post (or e-mail me ) nudie pics. That'll make ALL your troubles go away!

 

[Rambrat]

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Shallow? Nahhhh.

We just know what we want. But here's the funny part...we don't know what we want until AFTER we have what we don't want. Whats a girl to do?

and the rules changes on a daily basis...

 

[estevie]

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Don't you remember? You were going to post (or e-mail me ) nudie pics. That'll make ALL your troubles go away!

*chuckles*

I'm so lucky to have you to keep me on track, Raw! What ever would I do without you? *batting eyelashes and looking dreamy eyed*

 

[estevie]

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and the rules changes on a daily basis...

It's great to be a woman.

 

[Rambrat]

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It's great to be a woman.

LOL...so glad you are...

 

[RawHumor]

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I'm so lucky to have you to keep me on track, Raw! What ever would I do without you? *batting eyelashes and looking dreamy eyed*

Well, you wouldn't NEED me to remind you if you hadn't killed so many brain cells and rotted your short-term memory away.

 

[estevie]

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Well, you wouldn't NEED me to remind you if you hadn't killed so many brain cells and rotted your short-term memory away.

*searchin' for smart-ass reply*











Damnit! I got nothing!


What the hell do I need short-term memory for? Thats why we learn to make lists!!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Nice Poem Estevie...it was really funny. Too often true, but funny.

Why is it that girls often like the "Rebel without a Cause" types?

 

[RawHumor]

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What the hell do I need short-term memory for? Thats why we learn to make lists!!

LOL

Has anyone ever told you that you need to be ravaged; fucked eagerly and passionately for hours on end, making you orgasm so hard that you pass out from pleasure and exhaustion?

Just wondering.

 

[sunstruck]

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*What the hell do I need short-term memory for? Thats why we learn to make lists!!

I agree. Brain cells are overated. We have too many anyway.