Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
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http://rinkworks.com/dialect -- The Dialectizer
Go ahead and click on it... check it out... its a blast! Try what I did and use Literotica as the test site... my favorite was Literotica translated into redneck.
Here's an example of how the Literotica Home Page reads as if it was written by Elmer Fudd:
"Wewcome to witewotica.com, youw FWEE souwce fow the hottest in ewotic fiction and fantasy. Witewotica featuwes 100% owiginaw sex stowies fwom a vawiety of authows. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! In addition to the wowk of ouw Witewotica witews, we awso accept qwawity ewotic stowy submissions fwom ouw weadews."
Even more fun... put in the url of one of your own stories or any story and it will do the same...
For example - from the opening of The Lingerie Store - rewritten in "Redneck"
"ah wanted t'git mah wife sumpin special, ah reckon. Sumpin mighty special, ah reckon. Our fust annivahsary was a-comin' up in jest a few sho't days an' ah was cruisin' th' mall lookin' fo' th' right gif' when ah sar a sto'e thet caught mah attenshun. Th' window had mannequins dressed in th' sexiess lingerie ah had evah see. An' all ah c'd reckon of was how much better them outfits'd look on mah wife than on a mannequin, as enny fool kin plainly see. "
Go ahead and click on it... check it out... its a blast! Try what I did and use Literotica as the test site... my favorite was Literotica translated into redneck.
Here's an example of how the Literotica Home Page reads as if it was written by Elmer Fudd:
"Wewcome to witewotica.com, youw FWEE souwce fow the hottest in ewotic fiction and fantasy. Witewotica featuwes 100% owiginaw sex stowies fwom a vawiety of authows. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! In addition to the wowk of ouw Witewotica witews, we awso accept qwawity ewotic stowy submissions fwom ouw weadews."
Even more fun... put in the url of one of your own stories or any story and it will do the same...
For example - from the opening of The Lingerie Store - rewritten in "Redneck"
"ah wanted t'git mah wife sumpin special, ah reckon. Sumpin mighty special, ah reckon. Our fust annivahsary was a-comin' up in jest a few sho't days an' ah was cruisin' th' mall lookin' fo' th' right gif' when ah sar a sto'e thet caught mah attenshun. Th' window had mannequins dressed in th' sexiess lingerie ah had evah see. An' all ah c'd reckon of was how much better them outfits'd look on mah wife than on a mannequin, as enny fool kin plainly see. "
