The Devil Made Me Do It...

[Shaq]

I didn't want to tell the person who woke me up from a sweet dream this morning to offer me a deal on vinyl siding for my home "Fuck you for waking me up"...

The devil made me do it...

 

[glamorilla]

No...I'd tell him to fuck off and it would be from me.

The devil does make me do other things though...

 

[kiwiwolf]

No...I'd tell him to fuck off and it would be from me.

The devil does make me do other things though...

Yep I'm with you on that Glam. I am rabid in the morning til I have had at least 3 coffees.

 

[J.B.]

Once I was watching a hockey game & my cuz kept on calling & bugging the crap out of me because she knew I really wanted to see this game. By the time my phone rings for the 4th time I think it's still her.
"What do you want?"

"Mam? This is *** from the LA Times-"

"Oh for Fucks sake! I watching the game! You have the shittiest timing."

After I hung up I felt soooooo guilty..






Then I realized how funny it was.

 

[Shaq]

The devil does make me do other things though...

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Fill em up please!

 

[TWB]

More and more
when they call
they are not
human at all

just robots.

I don't mind hanging up on them so much.