The depths of bad behavior that wallyhell goers can reach

[KillerMuffin]

If you frequent wallyhell, I pretty much hate ya today.

The stupid mutherfucking satellite communications system went down. That means, in English, that no one could use their credit cards, debit cards, or vision cards (Kansas for food stamps). Cash or checks only.

You have never seen such a group of grown people behave as if the world had come to an end because they couldn't buy cheese nips and wallpaper glue with their debit cards. Holy fucking shit. If you need to buy your coca cola and your oreos that fucking badly, get a damned job. It seriously sucks if you need food and all you have is food stamps, but there are signs on the doors saying that we're only accepting cash and checks today. There are three other perfectly acceptable grocery stores. Well two. One is the commissary and you have to be military. The other two a slightly more expensive and you can't buy school clothes at the same time, but what the fuck. Get some milk dammit.

It's not my fault this happened. I didn't personally inconvenience these people. Don't beller at me. I beller back. I may get fired. This fucking sucks. If I get fired, I'm putting a potato in the store manager's tailpipe. He's too stupid to look there when his car won't start. They can't fire me, I'm one of the few morons desperate enough to work fo rthem.

 

[MinkSoul]

try popcorn on the intake manifold...

a couple of miles down the road it will sound like a firefight under his hood...




Scare hell out of him it will...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh now I like that idea.... I like that one very much.

*grins evilly*

I know just the dirty rat to do it to, too.

Um, any ideas how to open the hood of a 2000 camaro ss with that stupid alarm doojobby? Sans keys and without the permission of the owner of course.

 

[scylis]

"borow" his keys!

 

[MinkSoul]

you could always go under the front and kind of reach up inside...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cool. The Stud is already planning a few black ops. Recon is tomorrow night, fishing the next night, acquisitions Monday sometime, and then Monday night, he strikes at the unsuspecting enemy. I think it's his psychiatrist, but I can't be sure. He won't stop chortling maniacally. Perhaps I shouldn't have shared the popcorn thing...

 

[Nighthunter]

hmm hadn't tried the popcorn, *grins* we put a chicken(dead of course) on an assholes fan, and a pissed skunk in the car(don't ask!) he sold the car the next day, after the feathers made him wreck. and he got sick from the smell

 

[sexy-girl]

i hate working in a shop sometimes ... no offense to anyone but customers are such morons

i had to spend nearly an hour trying to explain the difference between a brown envelope and a white one to an old lady ... saying that they were two different colours wasnts good enough

 

[Merelan]

Don't forget. We are suppose to have esp and know what they want when they cannot remember what it's called.

And personalized service, don't forget that one too. Hold their hand as they wander and bitch at each other till they find everything they need.

But it is my day off today and I don't want to think about work.


Popcorn huh? Hmmm... Killer, you might have been a bit rash sharing that. But let us know.

 

[tmuyo]

tampons in the gas tank is great for small kicks...

the gas tank will still read full too. a simple and childish trick just barely above sugar in the gas tank, but isn't more fun to know they drove their car beyond what it could take???

buy a box of whatever tampons you want or have on stock, tie about 8 of em together the the strings, and remove the little casings.stuff them into the gas tank and voila! soon to be engine death.\

mechanics seem to love when people play car pranks, cuz they get paid for fixing what some other asshole did, and they can easily say other things werer wrong as weell...NOT that i'd know that from having worked in a mechanic shop...oops!

don't tell anyone....

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, the popcorn idea is funny. Actually doing something destructive (like tampons in the gas tank, sugar in the gas tank, etc.) is not.

The popcorn I'd laugh at. The others I'd try to figure out how to get your ass in jail. Pranks shouldn't cost people money to fix them. Just my 2 cents.

 

[Weird Harold]

Pranks shouldn't cost people money to fix them. Just my 2 cents.

That all depends on the motive for the "prank." Revenge, or Vengance just aren't Satisfactory unless banckrupty is involved.

Actually, Tampons and/or Sugar are fairly innocuous things to put in a gas tank. I know of at least two other things that are much more destructive and in one case potentially deadly so I won't disclose what they are -- they aren't "pranks," they're ways of getting anonymous revenge.

 

[KillerMuffin]

If I were to take full revenge on the store manager, I would unionize the store for him. He reeks at personnel management and there are only about 10 out of 200 contented employees. Believe it or not only half would be in management at the store. Wallyhell is whole-heartedly and rabidly opposed to unionization and that would be the end of the store manager's Wallyhell career.

 

[Comshaw]

A prank that is effective, will cost the target nothing other then a bit of time to clean up: Limburger cheese on the exhaust manifold. It would be best if you could get inside and place it down the defrost vents (stinks to high heaven when the heater is turned on) but the exhaust manifold works and will burn off in an hour or two. As was pointed out, you can place the offending substance on the manifold, or header pipe, without having to open the hood. As WH pointed out, there are numerous things that can be done that are very destructive, but for nondesructive revenge, the Limburger attack works.

Comshaw

 

[OUTSIDER]

You could put a stone in the tyre tread of each tyre, not dangerous but it sounds terrible inside the car as you drive along a paved road.

Or wrap plastic bag's around the exhaust, as they melt they stink to high heaven, this could be dangerous if you get the placing wrong and they catch fire.

Dog/cat shit on the manifold or up the exhaust smells great once it get warmed up and is non- leathal.

The old let down the tyres with match sticks gag is good, not dangerous but it really pisses the person off.

Tie tins to the bottom of the car, old but still good.

Expanding foam up the exhaust is impossible to remove and means a new exhaust will have to be bought.

You can also poke a tube into the engine bay and fill it with expanding foam to, I found you need two cans for this.

Push modelling clay into the washer jets, stops them working.

Pull off the rubber from the windscreen wipers, most people don't notice untill they turn them on and the water stay's there.

I'll add more when I can remember them

Super glue in the locks, not to hard to overcome with a lighter and the key you can melt the glue out although this is not advised for locking fuel caps.

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus Christ you people are malicious. This is how revolutions and guerilla wars get started.

 

[Starfish]

What, rebel war in the hills of West Virginia?


There are no gorillias in the Allegheny Mountains. I know that Monongahela sounds African, but geeze.