The Department of Homeland Security

[ms_ann_thrope]

Should I be worried?

 

[Saint Peter]

Its alright,
we know where you've been.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

go with your heart

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't necessarily want people to know where I've been.

 

[Saint Peter]

We have boots on the ground at the VFW.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I wore a fake nose and a wig.

 

[JackLuis]

I wore a fake nose and a wig.

As long as you didn't stand out, it'll be fine.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

60-100 really jumpy older men swilling $1.75 Miller Lite long necks. No, I didn't stand out.

 

[JackLuis]

60-100 really jumpy older men swilling $1.75 Miller Lite long necks. No, I didn't stand out.

No tits, eh? Sorry.

 

[MNGuy]

I knew we were in trouble when they created this department.

Homeland.

Sounds like:

Fatherland.
Motherland.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Who's in charge of oversite?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Who's in charge of oversite?

I want to be the Secretary of Steak.

 

[Byron In Exile]

 

[Byron In Exile]

 

[phrodeau]

Watch out for the drones.

 

[slyc_willie]

I don't necessarily want people to know where I've been.

Too late. You have a computer and a cell phone. Not only do they know where you've been, but they know where you are right now.

 

[Ishmael]

Should I be worried?

Nah, you'll love the body cavity searches.

Ishmael

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I want to be the Secretary of Steak.

Mmmmm steak.

 

[Byron In Exile]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Does it matter if Bush or Obama is in charge?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Government Cover-up of Ammo Buys Implodes