The Delights of Slang

[lesbiaphrodite]

I love slang in any language. So, I thought I'd start a thread asking people what their favorite slang terms are in English or other languages.

My favorites are:

Pillock
Bollocks
Shit for brains
Piss ant
Bitch breath
Hide-the-salome
Freakazoid
Fuck face

 

[trysail]

Y'all
All y'all
Carpet muncher
Horizontal rhumba
Driving the porcelain bus
Technicolor yawns
Dim bulb
Harlem trout
Suck face
Bump uglies

 

[cloudy]

Fuckwad and dipshit are probably the ones I use the most, but then, I speak very colorfully.

(um...didn't you mean "salami" instead of "salome"?)

 

[BonsaiBeauty]

vertically challenged
pussy whipped
shit face
mealy-mouthed
sex on legs

 

[neonlyte]

"Blondie' used as a term of affection for the SO when she does something daft just to prove she's human.

 

[Brute_Force]

mother fucker

cow face

tit sling

human urinal

sardine breath

 

[trysail]

Ambulance chaser
World saver
Handwringer
Tree hugger
Bleeding heart

 

[Stella_Omega]

Overheard tumbling from a perfectly delightful teenager's mouth;

"The fucking fuckers fucked up the fuck"

This has been my mantra off and on for awhile.

Trysail, what is "Harlem Trout?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Trysail, what is "Harlem Trout?

Tupenny upright?

Just guessing.

 

[trysail]

Trysail, what is "Harlem Trout?

The formal scientific definition, not to put too fine a point on it, is a turd.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My own personal favorites - some "personal" in the sense of "just in our household," others in more general circulation:

Organ donor: Motorcyclist riding without a helmet.

Merchant banker: Wanker.

Froot Loop: Completely deranged person.

Boofus: Lovably goofy individual (with overtones of clumsiness).

Bumpus Hound: Large, disruptive, excited dog. (A reference to "A Christmas Story.")

Oscar Jacket or Oscar Shirt: An item of clothing suited to the tastes of Oscar Wilde and some horses.

Fuckwit: Individual who is idiotic to the point of being dangerous or utterly worthless.

Goober: Goofy term for a person behaving in a silly fashion, generally used with affection.

Wonky: Bent, out of shape, or askew. Can be used of objects ("Your hat's on wonky") but can also be used with comical dismay to describe a general situation ("Oh no! It's all gone wonky!").

 

[trysail]

Organ donor: Motorcyclist riding without a helmet.

Organ donors, of course, ride donorcycles.

 

[Vermilion]

I thought this was 'The Delights of Shang' and was about to launch in with a rhapsody about his wit, humour, sensitivity and enormous 3 foot horse cock

<sigh> sorry, feeling a little vulgar tonight
x
V

 

[BlackShanglan]

I thought this was 'The Delights of Shang' and was about to launch in with a rhapsody about his wit, humour, sensitivity and enormous 3 foot horse cock

<sigh> sorry, feeling a little vulgar tonight
x
V

You got me laughing out loud over here with that delightfully crude shock to the end of the line.

 

[Vermilion]

You got me laughing out loud over here with that delightfully crude shock to the end of the line.

well, if it made you smile I'm glad.
x
V

 

[tickledkitty]

fucktard

fartknocker

spooge

spoogie stain

shoulda, coulda, woulda, wanna?

 

[rgraham666]

Wankel rotary engine.

Tell me that doesn't sound dirty?

 

[R. Richard]

mother fucker

cow face

tit sling

human urinal

sardine breath

Pardon my pickiness, but motherfucker is one word, not two. Where I come from the term is titled 'ghetto rhetoric.'

 

[jayce1066]

(um...didn't you mean "salami" instead of "salome"?)

Hide the salome is a delightful game. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

BTW, "fucking-A-tweety!" is one of my favorites.

 

[trysail]

tit sling

a/k/a an "over the shoulder boulder holder."

 

[TE999]

Ummmm...lessee...

Peckerhead
Buzzard breath
Crater Face
Four Eyes
Tub of Lard
Talking to the Toilet
Singing Lunch
Maroon (thanks Bugs)
Pencil Dick
Weenie
Space Case
Nutbar
Squirrel Food
Dimbulb

 

[trysail]

Eric Partridge and all that...

I love slang in any language.

Eric Partridge would be proud of you!

Snafu
Fubar
Fubb
Fumtu
Janfu
Sapfu
Susfu
Tarfu
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Of course, ...

Situation normal, all fucked up.
Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Fucked up beyond belief.
Fucked up more than usual.
Joint Army-Navy fuck up.
Surpassing all previous fuck ups.
Situation unchanged, still fucked up.
Things are really fucked up.

http://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/fix-fubar.jpg?w=232&h=217​

 

[BlackShanglan]

Wankel rotary engine.

Tell me that doesn't sound dirty?

Oooooh. Talk maintenance to me!

 

[Handprints]

Twunt (designed to get around British boards with autocensors)
webmong
berk (the derivation is the most obscene thing, wholly unknown by people who think it's more polite than pillock)
Muscle Mary
'Roidian (see above)
Charles (which one of my employers, who saw the place a bit too closely and personally as a young man, uses to refer to all or any segment of the male Vietnamese population. He also goes back twice a year to advise their government on how to make more money and has laughs with the Minister of Trade over who should have shot whom... I love Asia.)

 

[Chantilyvamp]

puss bag
freakin fracking frockers (attempts to not let miss hear what we said)
homer
internuts
dick flick
fuckwit
fuckaduck (thanks a lot mils)