"The definitive," List of Lists Post....

[Sparky Kronkite]

The List of Lists Post (the list starts…………)

1 - Would you post a list just to post - a list?
2 - Would you answer a "list post" just to post your own list?
3 - Would you look for your name on other posted lists?
4 - Would you care if you were on any such list?
5 - Would you care if you were not on any lists?
6 - List those who you would like to see post list posts.
7 - List those whose lists you might like to be included on.
8 - List those who you think post list posts, just to see themselves on lists in other's posts.
9 - List who would post a list of lists post just to generally fuck around regarding the subject of list posting.

 

[CreamyLady]

It is far too early for me to make any sense of that, Sparky, but then the lists seldom make sense either.

I think I'll go get my tea now.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS..........

If you read this post - it shows an inquisitive sense of intelligence. Good!

If you read this and it makes any sense at all to you - you've been reading of late list posts.

If you actually try to answer these questions - well you're a maroon.

If you read this post out loud - you will develope a lisp. And your wrist might go limp too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

1 - Hmmmmm, no, I prefer dulce de leche, thank you though.
2 - UH! I am OFFENDED. You have to buy dinner first. Jeeez, I'm not THAT cheap.
3 - Sometimes, on the first date, but only if I reallllly liked you.
4 - I would, but then I'd expect you to do your share as well.
5 - Usually I don't care that much, but I prefer if we both orgasm at least five times, not just me.
6 - Svedish Chef. Oh come on, I can't be the only one drooling over this total stud.
7 - I nominate Bobtoad. He has everything a good candidate should. I'm going to vote for him to replace Mayor on the Powerpuff Girls.
8 - Sparkadelic Concrete. I've really missed fuckin with your name. Have you seen the Oaths of Enlistment yet? The "new and improved" version. Hysterical (a word that comes from hyster meaning uterus.)
9 - R Nitelight. Definately. Can't have an orgy without him can we?

 

[Bobtoad777]

The List of Lists Post (the list starts…………)

1 - Would you post a list just to post - a list?

Only if it wastn a people list I would start a list of top ten things or stuff like that

2 - Would you answer a "list post" just to post your own
list?

Yeah sure look at the virus list list

3 - Would you look for your name on other posted lists?

Gave up looking and laff if i happen to see it cause i know it usually out of sympathy that they would

4 - Would you care if you were on any such list?

not any more

5 - Would you care if you were not on any lists?

not any more as above

6 - List those who you would like to see post list posts.

me, myself, I

7 - List those whose lists you might like to be included on.

Mine

8 - List those who you think post list posts, just to see themselves on lists in other's posts.

Everyone else

9 - List who would post a list of lists post just to generally fuck around regarding the subject of list posting.

Me

 

[Guest]

Listing a list about listers and lists of listers and listing the list of listing listers on lists, Seriously Sparkman, you need to get out and sniff a big hairy ass.

 

[CreamyLady]

Okay. I'm fortified now.

1. Darjeeling
2. Bone china, a generic imari pattern.
3. Never use tap water.
4. Milk, please; no sugar.
5. A crumpet.
6. Just off the boil.
7. No.
8. Definitely no.
9. With the right person.

 

[Guest]

List the most likely person on this board to have adult attention deficit disorder.

List the most likely person on this board to be peed on and like it.

List the most likely person on this board to remind us daily that he lives in Manhattan.

List the most likely person on this board to reveal obsure and disgusting facts about celebrities.

List the most likely person on this board to have gone on a date with a priest.

List the most likely person on this board to post incomprehensible posts.

List the most likely person on this board to munch some ass.

List the most likely person on this board to be a cacafuego.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But what is.....

a cacafeugo?

 

[Guest]

Whatta maroon.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And........

coconut too.

 

[Guest]

...sigh...

Looks like those pesky trolls are at it again...

 

[Guest]

Ask R, he's the only person on this board to give you competition as the King of Cacafuego.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cacafeugo? A small country?

Somewhere in Norther South America - a dictatorship?

Hmmmm!

I'll take it.

Lists in every pot and some pot rolled in every list!

And snowcones and cable TV.

Keep'em fucking happy, keep the old ones happy while I fuck their daughter's.

 

[R Nitelight]

I know what it is, but I'm not telling.

 

[Guest]

Coward

Cacafuego - a shitfire, a furious bragadocio or a bully huff

 

[Guest]

Sparkman,

I'd fuck your brains out, but somebody obviously beat me to it.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You think I would know Spanish????

With ADD churning though my twisted mind???? Nevah!!!

I can sign though -

"middle finger up"

The most easy language to learn.

 

[Cheri]

Nobody ever calls me a bully huff!

How come you get all the cool trolls? Dammit I want a troll too!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm a.....

Troll magnate. I'd give one to you but can't shake it off my leg.

 

[R Nitelight]

I used the word cacafuego on an obscure thread that even I almost forgot about. I'm impressed anyone remembered.

[Edited by R Nitelight on 11-06-2000 at 03:21 PM]