The defenders of Humans on this board.....

Neither my bath nor dishwasher have talked to me, I feel left behind.

Nah.. It's annoying. The bath tells me it's filling and asks if I've remembered to put the plug in.
If it can ask me about the plug, why can't it put the bloody thing in?
 
The Chatty Cathy of baths.

Well it's not completely useless because it does fill itself nicely for me, and tells me when it's almost ready and then again when it's full so I know exactly when I can get in the bath.
Oh and it tells me when the temperature of the water is set too high.

The plug thing is really annoying though and I find myself yelling at the bath " Yes I put the bloody plug in!! Why can't you put the plug in anyway?"
 
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I want a talking dishwasher, where can I buy one?

I don't advise it. It's annoying too.

Yes, I need to be reminded to change the filter, and it's good to know that it's started washing and then when it starts on the drying cycle, but jeez it just sounds like nagging after a while.

A human dishwasher just gets on with it without all the conversation.

I spend a lot of time talking back to my appliances, and not in a good way.
 
I try to limit my conversations with humans, I talk to my washing machine but I mostly hug it and say I love you.
 
We are starting to understand why the dishwasher came to stay, it doesn't appear very bright.
Noor tells us "The Gift is here for now" so maybe we are just fostering it like a guinea pig?
We are getting concerned because it already went through the food it came with and Noor bought more. Also, people stop by and say how well it is doing here, but so far it only grumbles and spits up.

In a few weeks, we might be going on a train ride!
We have never been on a train, we are very excited!
 
I try to limit my conversations with humans, I talk to my washing machine but I mostly hug it and say I love you.

I used to talk to my dishwasher, until I caught her with that garbage disposal. "We're just friends! I'm not trying to hide anything?"

Whatever, whore! If you're just friends, why are you always in whisper mode when you talk to him? :mad:
 
Ours seems too antisocial to engage in prostitution but then we don't have a garbage disposal...

Moo and Mr. Bear :cattail:
 
We are starting to understand why the dishwasher came to stay, it doesn't appear very bright.
Noor tells us "The Gift is here for now" so maybe we are just fostering it like a guinea pig?
We are getting concerned because it already went through the food it came with and Noor bought more. Also, people stop by and say how well it is doing here, but so far it only grumbles and spits up.

In a few weeks, we might be going on a train ride!
We have never been on a train, we are very excited!

Oh the train ride was awesome!

At the beginning the train was very late, but we got to stay in the first class waiting room so that was interesting. There was just us and a mute bear carrying a sign.
Also coffee and tea but no cups.

The humans were vastly out numbered.
 
Oh the train ride was awesome!

At the beginning the train was very late, but we got to stay in the first class waiting room so that was interesting. There was just us and a mute bear carrying a sign.
Also coffee and tea but no cups.

The humans were vastly out numbered.

Waiting room picture
 
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