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is that a bad thing?Shankara20 said:careful what that tail swishes against, my cannon is loaded and primed
The Debauched Stalwart Seabound S.S.Slutbucket Yarrrrr
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not enough discipline ...
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so far...............
Rebecca........................ TBA
brioche.........................Second Mate Brat Brioche (until she changes her mind or somethun ..lol)
Aeroil............................
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters....................
KajiraCallista................No# 1 Cabin Boy
Rebecca........................ TBA
brioche.........................Second Mate Brat Brioche (until she changes her mind or somethun ..lol)
Aeroil............................
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters....................
KajiraCallista................No# 1 Cabin Boy
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Shankara20
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not as long as you swab the deck...Kajira Callista said:
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*sigh* don't i get to use my tongue for that?Shankara20 said:not as long as you swab the deck...
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Shankara20 said:do we need a cheerleader on board, Cap'n?
So thats where Courtney Love went.
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"Pirate Queen" would be my suggestion.graceanne said:We have to have PIRATE NAMES?
Crap, I suck at this stuff. It took me two days to think up graceanne. *sigh* Any ideas?
Check it out.
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Avast ye swabs!
Chief Rigger's Mate, reporting!
(is that just a double entendre, or did I manage the elusive triple entendre, there?
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Oh, and I nominate RJM as Chief Rigger. You lot need someone to handle the line, after all...
Chief Rigger's Mate, reporting!
(is that just a double entendre, or did I manage the elusive triple entendre, there?
)Oh, and I nominate RJM as Chief Rigger. You lot need someone to handle the line, after all...
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
Welcome aboard new Scumbuckets or was that Chum.........
Revised Crew List
~ many names above to be advised ~
@}-}rebecca----
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so far...............
Rebecca........................TBA
brioche.........................Brat Brioche ~ 2nd Mate
Aeroil...........................Well Finethen ~ Crows Nest Watchman
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters.................... RJMortis ~ Chief Rigger
ADesertRose................Lady Rose ~ Ship Figurehead
KajiraCallista................# 1 Cabin Boy
JMohegan....................
SpectreT.....................Chief Rigger's Mate
chris9.........................
Welcome aboard new Scumbuckets or was that Chum.........
Revised Crew List
~ many names above to be advised ~
Rebecca........................TBA
brioche.........................Brat Brioche ~ 2nd Mate
Aeroil...........................Well Finethen ~ Crows Nest Watchman
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters.................... RJMortis ~ Chief Rigger
ADesertRose................Lady Rose ~ Ship Figurehead
KajiraCallista................# 1 Cabin Boy
JMohegan....................
SpectreT.....................Chief Rigger's Mate
chris9.........................
Welcome aboard new Scumbuckets or was that Chum.........
Revised Crew List
~ many names above to be advised ~
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The Articles of the S.S.Slutbucket's Crew
1. Every man shall have an equal vote in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized, and shall use them at pleasure unless a scarcity may make it necessary for the common good that a retrenchment may be voted.
2. Every man shall be called fairly in turn by the list on board of prizes, because over and above their proper share, they are allowed a shift of clothes. But if they defraud the company to the value of even one dollar in plate, jewels or money, they shall be marooned. If any man rob another he shall have his nose and ears slit, and be put ashore where he shall be sure to encounter hardships.
3. None shall game for money either with dice or cards.Thus includes Angelic.
4. The lights and candles should be put out at eight at night, and if any of the crew desire to drink after that hour they shall sit upon the open deck without lights unless wax play is involved then they are exempt.
5. Each man shall keep his cod piece, cutlass and pistols at all times clean and ready for action.
6. No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man shall be found seducing any of the latter sex and carrying her to sea in disguise he shall suffer death. Pfffffffft amended
7. He that shall desert the ship or his quarters in time of battle shall be punished by death or marooning.
8. None shall strike another on board the ship, but every man's quarrel shall be ended on shore by sword or pistol in this manner. At the word of command from the quartermaster, each man being previously placed back to back, shall turn and fire immediately. If any man do not, the quartermaster shall knock the piece out of his hand. If both miss their aim they shall take to their cutlasses, and he that draweth first blood shall be declared the victor.
9. No man shall talk of breaking up their way of living till each has a share of f1,000. Every man who shall become a cripple or lose a limb in the service shall have 800 pieces of eight from the common stock and for lesser hurts proportionately.
10. The captain and the quartermaster shall each receive two shares of a prize, the master gunner and boatswain, one and one half shares, all other officers one and one quarter, and private gentlemen of fortune
11. one share each. The musicians and lap dancers shall have rest on the Sabbath Day only by right. On all other days by favour only.
12. If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman (ie Rebecca), that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.
Actually The Articles of Bartholomew Roberts' Crew
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shy slave said:I want to come aboard but I say here and now I don't do deck swabbing...no way, no how (or wash dishes), but my morals are very low
Don't forget the part about not spanking the booty!
I'm sure we all remember your recent episode of violence towards the booty.
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Yarr I be told these boots are a bitch to walk in the sand landlubbers...
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