The Debauched Stalwart Seabound S.S.Slutbucket Yarrrrr

so far...............

Rebecca........................ TBA
brioche.........................Second Mate Brat Brioche (until she changes her mind or somethun ..lol)
Aeroil............................
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters....................
KajiraCallista................No# 1 Cabin Boy
 
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Yay! Second Mate! Avast ye landlubbers!
brat brioche works for now.
 
Avast ye swabs!

Chief Rigger's Mate, reporting!

(is that just a double entendre, or did I manage the elusive triple entendre, there? :p :D )

Oh, and I nominate RJM as Chief Rigger. You lot need someone to handle the line, after all...
 
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
so far...............

Rebecca........................ TBA
brioche.........................Second Mate Brat Brioche (until she changes her mind or somethun ..lol)
Aeroil............................
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters....................Chief Rigger (close friends call him Mortis
KajiraCallista................# 1 Cabin Boy
JMohegan....................
SpectreT.....................Chief Rigger's Mate

Welcome aboard new Scumbuckets or was that Chum......... :confused:

Revised Crew List :rose:
~ many names above to be advised ~
 
I wanna come, but I don't have a name. I do have a sailing license though.

And I'm taking a sword or cutlass or other sharp/pointy weapony thing. I don't want to end up tied to anything.
 
graceanne said:
Aeroil pushed her. I saw him.
Send her over the plank, crew.

I just realized that being captain would make me..... yanno, in *charge* of stuff.... no good.

So, in lieu of being the Captain, I CALL THE FIGUREHEAD.

But I'm keeping the hat.
 
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Aeroil said:
Send her over the plank, crew.

I just realized that being captain would make me..... yanno, in *charge* of stuff.... no good.

So, in lieu of being the Captain, I CALL THE FIGUREHEAD.

But I'm keeping the hat.


Sorry Aeroil, that has already been taken...see post #21.
 
chris9 said:
I wanna come, but I don't have a name. I do have a sailing license though.

And I'm taking a sword or cutlass or other sharp/pointy weapony thing. I don't want to end up tied to anything.

Why not? :confused:
 
so far...............

Rebecca........................TBA
brioche.........................Brat Brioche ~ 2nd Mate
Aeroil...........................Well Finethen ~ Crows Nest Watchman
saw_man1....................Chief Booty Officer.
Shankara20.................. Pirate Plunder Bunny Daddy
shy slave......................
graceannne..................Pirate Queen Grace
callinectes....................
ShyGuy68....................
RJMasters.................... RJMortis ~ Chief Rigger
ADesertRose................Lady Rose ~ Ship Figurehead
KajiraCallista................# 1 Cabin Boy
JMohegan....................
SpectreT.....................Chief Rigger's Mate
chris9.........................

Welcome aboard new Scumbuckets or was that Chum.........

Revised Crew List
~ many names above to be advised ~
 
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The Articles of the S.S.Slutbucket's Crew

1. Every man shall have an equal vote in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized, and shall use them at pleasure unless a scarcity may make it necessary for the common good that a retrenchment may be voted.

2. Every man shall be called fairly in turn by the list on board of prizes, because over and above their proper share, they are allowed a shift of clothes. But if they defraud the company to the value of even one dollar in plate, jewels or money, they shall be marooned. If any man rob another he shall have his nose and ears slit, and be put ashore where he shall be sure to encounter hardships.

3. None shall game for money either with dice or cards.Thus includes Angelic.

4. The lights and candles should be put out at eight at night, and if any of the crew desire to drink after that hour they shall sit upon the open deck without lights unless wax play is involved then they are exempt.

5. Each man shall keep his cod piece, cutlass and pistols at all times clean and ready for action.

6. No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man shall be found seducing any of the latter sex and carrying her to sea in disguise he shall suffer death. Pfffffffft amended

7. He that shall desert the ship or his quarters in time of battle shall be punished by death or marooning.

8. None shall strike another on board the ship, but every man's quarrel shall be ended on shore by sword or pistol in this manner. At the word of command from the quartermaster, each man being previously placed back to back, shall turn and fire immediately. If any man do not, the quartermaster shall knock the piece out of his hand. If both miss their aim they shall take to their cutlasses, and he that draweth first blood shall be declared the victor.

9. No man shall talk of breaking up their way of living till each has a share of f1,000. Every man who shall become a cripple or lose a limb in the service shall have 800 pieces of eight from the common stock and for lesser hurts proportionately.

10. The captain and the quartermaster shall each receive two shares of a prize, the master gunner and boatswain, one and one half shares, all other officers one and one quarter, and private gentlemen of fortune

11. one share each. The musicians and lap dancers shall have rest on the Sabbath Day only by right. On all other days by favour only.

12. If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman (ie Rebecca), that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

Actually The Articles of Bartholomew Roberts' Crew
 
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I request a reassignment to the Crow's nest watchman.

and I promise not to look down any of the women's blouses, I'll be watching for enemy ships... promise...
 
shy slave said:
I want to come aboard but I say here and now I don't do deck swabbing...no way, no how (or wash dishes), but my morals are very low :D


Don't forget the part about not spanking the booty!

I'm sure we all remember your recent episode of violence towards the booty.
 
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