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THE DAY HELL FROZE OVER
When I finished High School my ever practical father, a General Contractor, insisted that I learn a trade -- then I might consider attending a college or University if I really wanted to. So for four years I muddled my way through an electricians apprenticeship. My fourth year I decided to take evening classes at Sacramento Junior college to try and decide if I was really "college material".
One evening while studying in the cafeteria before a class I became aware of a photographer walking around and taking pictures.
"Just general campus pictures for a course catalog", he explained.
I wasn't sure if I really wanted my picture in a course catalog, but the photographer persisted and even seemed to take a little enjoyment in my discomfort.
"How about a picture with you and those girls over there?" he suggested.
The girls must have overheard the conversation and they turned to listen. They all seemed totally gorgeous and unapproachable to me. Despite my lies to my friends you could say that I was inexperienced with the ladies. The truth was that I was a virgin and I'd never had a "girlfriend" in High School, or since.
"C'mon." the photographer waved his hand and encouraged me to get up and follow him to the girls table. Since I was uncertain of what to do I followed nervously.
At the table sat four girls. Three of them seemed positively thrilled at the opportunity to have their picture in a school publication. The fourth girl, noticeably shy, shook her head to say "no" when the photographer asked the girls if they would like to appear in pictures for the course catalog.
This brought a big grin to the photographers face and he insisted that I sit alone with the shy girl and pose for a picture. So the other girls got up and I sat down nervously next to the shy girl. She quitely introduced herself as "Maria". I studied her long brown hair, her slim curvy body and her beautiful almost intense eyes and imagined how silly I would look seated next to her.
The photographer had us lean close together and pretend to study a book together. He had us pretend to carry on a conversation. I can't remember what we said, it was.. well it was a little embarrassing. And he even had me put an arm around Maria and cuddle her slightly as she pointed to some interesting imaginary thing across the room.
After the pictures I briefly introduced myself to the girls, then I had to rush off to class. I saw the girls off and on from time to time throughout the rest of the semester and I began slowly developing a very intense infatuation for Maria.
Before I knew it Fall semester was over and the catalogs for Spring semester appeared. On the cover, among other campus pictures, there was the picture of me with my arm around Maria as she excitedly pointed.
I enthusiastically signed up for Spring classes and rushed to campus the first evening of Spring quarter. But Maria was nowhere to be found. I didn't even know her last name. She looked maybe German or Dutch, but I wasn't sure. I searched the crowds of students but I couldn't even find her friends. I felt a sort of strange hopelessness and feeling of being lost.
Of course my mom immediately spotted my picture on the cover of the course catalog and wanted to know all of the details about my "beautiful secret girlfriend". I reluctantly confessed the truth.
"Richard, why didn't you ask her out and try and get to know her better?" My mom questioned "The worst that could have happened was that she could have said no."
My dad seemed amused by the situation but didn't say much.
"Richard, you know you can meet a lot of nice girls in college." My mom told me reassuringly. "Maybe you should take some of that moldy money you've saved up and go to a good college -- at least for a couple of years. It will be a good experience. And maybe you'll meet another nice girl like Maria."
So off I went to college that following Fall. I don't know how I ended up at a small private University nestled in a high mountain valley in Colorado, but I did. It was certainly different than California. I met a lot of beautiful girls, and even dated a few but none could measure up to Maria.. Or I should say none could measure up to the Maria of my dreams. However my lies about my sexual conquests continued and even grew.
I picked electrical engineering as a major and got excellent grades in all of my classes my first year. Probably as a result of my electrical background as an electrician. And I thoroughly enjoyed taking classes during the school year as opposed to working. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After a hot summer spent in Sacramento working for my dad I returned to the University and the crisp suprisingly cold mountain air. The Fall seemed to be trying to become a Winter.
I was bundled up in a new down filled coat and trudging up the hill towards the campus when I saw her. It couldn't be her.. I took a deep breath and the ice cold mountain air filled my lungs and made me stop momentarily to catch my breath.
I hustled up the hill towards her, but I turned away when she looked back my way, and I pretended to study a brick church I'd stopped in front of. Oh my god it seemed to be her!!
Nervously I followed. She almost certainly had a boyfriend and I wasn't sure what I'd say to her if I caught up with her. "Hi aren't you my soulmate, Maria?" Now that would sound ridiculous! But it would sound confident nonetheless.
"Maria" headed into the student union and I followed pretending to study some notices on a job board just inside the door.
"Find any killer jobs?" A cute little blonde asked me.
"Um, I don't know. I um don't know what I'm looking for." She was cute but I didn't really feel like talking to her. I wanted to find "Maria". But I was scared to at the same time...
"You know.." She grinned "You're really not bad looking."
"Thanks.."
"Anna...My names Anna. You know.." She started again. "You look a lot like my friends old boyfriend."
I didn't know what to say.
"Look, they broke up but her parents don't know about it. Would you consider...." Anna took a breath "Would you consider pretending that you are him."
"Are you crazy?!" I blurted out.
"You don't have to say much." Anna gave me a hurt look "All you have to do is come by and say hi to her parents."
"I don't know." I laughed ackwardly.
"Please.." She begged.
"Okay, I'll do it." I sighed. But what was going to happen if Maria saw me? How could I explain it to her?
"You know this is crazy." I told her as we headed towards the dining area. I'd find Maria later. I'd just keep my eyes open and be cool about it. Besides maybe it would make me look better if I had a girlfriend anyway.
"Just don't say to much and everything so go okay. And remember your name is "Rick" ".
"My name is actually Richard, so that won't be too hard. But I've never been called "Rick" before. I've always gone by Rich."
"You talk to much.. Don't talk so much." Anna looked at me nervously.
We headed into the dining area, and I tried to prepare myself for my first performance. I was a terrible actor in High School, but I reminded myself that even if I looked nervous and ackward her family would be expecting that and it wouldn't matter.
"There they are." She pointed to a group of people seated around a table, at a large booth, and I suddenly began feeling queasy.
"I shouldn't be doing this.." I whispered to her and started to turn away.
"Hey!" A man seated at the table seemed to notice me and jumped up. He had an incredulous look on his face. "Are you going to at least come over and say hi?"
"What? Anna what's her name!" I whispered under my breath
Anna flushed slightly, but it was too late, and I was sure that they had heard me.
"You must be Rick.." the man said.
"Hi, I'm Richard." I ackwardly extended a hand.
The man didn't shake my hand he just sat there and crossed his arms and studied me with a strange sort of amusement.
An older man, probably a grandfather turned and offered me his hand. "It's good to meet you Richard." he smiled.
I shook his hand and then shook a couple of others.
"So Rick.. Why don't you sit down with us." The man with the crossed arms suggested.
"What's her name." I whispered again to Anna.
Then I saw Maria, she was standing a little ways away looking at us. Her face was white as a ghost. It caught me a guard and I nervously sat down at the end of the booth next to the grandfather.
"Maria?" The man frowned at her. "Dad.." Maria took a step in our direction. "Hi.." she said to me. My heart beat hard, and everybody instinctively scooted over a little so that Maria could sit down next to me.
"So how long have you known Maria?" her dad asked me.
"I met her at Sacramento Junior college, the year before last.." I managed.
Maria gave me a shocked look and a tear streamed down her face. Instinctively I reached over, put an arm around Maria and pulled her close.
Her dad looked at me with amazement and I suddenly realized what I was doing.
"Are you really her boyfriend?" He asked cautiously.
"No.."
Tears streaked down Maria's face.
"Then what the hell are you doing here?"
"I don't know.." I half laughed nervously.
"Do you have any real feelings for Maria?" He asked again.
"I don't know...well.. yeah, I mean I think I do.."
Maria's father gave me an incredulous look and put his hand on his head.
You've heard the expression "The day hell freezes over." alluding to the impossible happening. Well today was that day.
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When I finished High School my ever practical father, a General Contractor, insisted that I learn a trade -- then I might consider attending a college or University if I really wanted to. So for four years I muddled my way through an electricians apprenticeship. My fourth year I decided to take evening classes at Sacramento Junior college to try and decide if I was really "college material".
One evening while studying in the cafeteria before a class I became aware of a photographer walking around and taking pictures.
"Just general campus pictures for a course catalog", he explained.
I wasn't sure if I really wanted my picture in a course catalog, but the photographer persisted and even seemed to take a little enjoyment in my discomfort.
"How about a picture with you and those girls over there?" he suggested.
The girls must have overheard the conversation and they turned to listen. They all seemed totally gorgeous and unapproachable to me. Despite my lies to my friends you could say that I was inexperienced with the ladies. The truth was that I was a virgin and I'd never had a "girlfriend" in High School, or since.
"C'mon." the photographer waved his hand and encouraged me to get up and follow him to the girls table. Since I was uncertain of what to do I followed nervously.
At the table sat four girls. Three of them seemed positively thrilled at the opportunity to have their picture in a school publication. The fourth girl, noticeably shy, shook her head to say "no" when the photographer asked the girls if they would like to appear in pictures for the course catalog.
This brought a big grin to the photographers face and he insisted that I sit alone with the shy girl and pose for a picture. So the other girls got up and I sat down nervously next to the shy girl. She quitely introduced herself as "Maria". I studied her long brown hair, her slim curvy body and her beautiful almost intense eyes and imagined how silly I would look seated next to her.
The photographer had us lean close together and pretend to study a book together. He had us pretend to carry on a conversation. I can't remember what we said, it was.. well it was a little embarrassing. And he even had me put an arm around Maria and cuddle her slightly as she pointed to some interesting imaginary thing across the room.
After the pictures I briefly introduced myself to the girls, then I had to rush off to class. I saw the girls off and on from time to time throughout the rest of the semester and I began slowly developing a very intense infatuation for Maria.
Before I knew it Fall semester was over and the catalogs for Spring semester appeared. On the cover, among other campus pictures, there was the picture of me with my arm around Maria as she excitedly pointed.
I enthusiastically signed up for Spring classes and rushed to campus the first evening of Spring quarter. But Maria was nowhere to be found. I didn't even know her last name. She looked maybe German or Dutch, but I wasn't sure. I searched the crowds of students but I couldn't even find her friends. I felt a sort of strange hopelessness and feeling of being lost.
Of course my mom immediately spotted my picture on the cover of the course catalog and wanted to know all of the details about my "beautiful secret girlfriend". I reluctantly confessed the truth.
"Richard, why didn't you ask her out and try and get to know her better?" My mom questioned "The worst that could have happened was that she could have said no."
My dad seemed amused by the situation but didn't say much.
"Richard, you know you can meet a lot of nice girls in college." My mom told me reassuringly. "Maybe you should take some of that moldy money you've saved up and go to a good college -- at least for a couple of years. It will be a good experience. And maybe you'll meet another nice girl like Maria."
So off I went to college that following Fall. I don't know how I ended up at a small private University nestled in a high mountain valley in Colorado, but I did. It was certainly different than California. I met a lot of beautiful girls, and even dated a few but none could measure up to Maria.. Or I should say none could measure up to the Maria of my dreams. However my lies about my sexual conquests continued and even grew.
I picked electrical engineering as a major and got excellent grades in all of my classes my first year. Probably as a result of my electrical background as an electrician. And I thoroughly enjoyed taking classes during the school year as opposed to working. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After a hot summer spent in Sacramento working for my dad I returned to the University and the crisp suprisingly cold mountain air. The Fall seemed to be trying to become a Winter.
I was bundled up in a new down filled coat and trudging up the hill towards the campus when I saw her. It couldn't be her.. I took a deep breath and the ice cold mountain air filled my lungs and made me stop momentarily to catch my breath.
I hustled up the hill towards her, but I turned away when she looked back my way, and I pretended to study a brick church I'd stopped in front of. Oh my god it seemed to be her!!
Nervously I followed. She almost certainly had a boyfriend and I wasn't sure what I'd say to her if I caught up with her. "Hi aren't you my soulmate, Maria?" Now that would sound ridiculous! But it would sound confident nonetheless.
"Maria" headed into the student union and I followed pretending to study some notices on a job board just inside the door.
"Find any killer jobs?" A cute little blonde asked me.
"Um, I don't know. I um don't know what I'm looking for." She was cute but I didn't really feel like talking to her. I wanted to find "Maria". But I was scared to at the same time...
"You know.." She grinned "You're really not bad looking."
"Thanks.."
"Anna...My names Anna. You know.." She started again. "You look a lot like my friends old boyfriend."
I didn't know what to say.
"Look, they broke up but her parents don't know about it. Would you consider...." Anna took a breath "Would you consider pretending that you are him."
"Are you crazy?!" I blurted out.
"You don't have to say much." Anna gave me a hurt look "All you have to do is come by and say hi to her parents."
"I don't know." I laughed ackwardly.
"Please.." She begged.
"Okay, I'll do it." I sighed. But what was going to happen if Maria saw me? How could I explain it to her?
"You know this is crazy." I told her as we headed towards the dining area. I'd find Maria later. I'd just keep my eyes open and be cool about it. Besides maybe it would make me look better if I had a girlfriend anyway.
"Just don't say to much and everything so go okay. And remember your name is "Rick" ".
"My name is actually Richard, so that won't be too hard. But I've never been called "Rick" before. I've always gone by Rich."
"You talk to much.. Don't talk so much." Anna looked at me nervously.
We headed into the dining area, and I tried to prepare myself for my first performance. I was a terrible actor in High School, but I reminded myself that even if I looked nervous and ackward her family would be expecting that and it wouldn't matter.
"There they are." She pointed to a group of people seated around a table, at a large booth, and I suddenly began feeling queasy.
"I shouldn't be doing this.." I whispered to her and started to turn away.
"Hey!" A man seated at the table seemed to notice me and jumped up. He had an incredulous look on his face. "Are you going to at least come over and say hi?"
"What? Anna what's her name!" I whispered under my breath
Anna flushed slightly, but it was too late, and I was sure that they had heard me.
"You must be Rick.." the man said.
"Hi, I'm Richard." I ackwardly extended a hand.
The man didn't shake my hand he just sat there and crossed his arms and studied me with a strange sort of amusement.
An older man, probably a grandfather turned and offered me his hand. "It's good to meet you Richard." he smiled.
I shook his hand and then shook a couple of others.
"So Rick.. Why don't you sit down with us." The man with the crossed arms suggested.
"What's her name." I whispered again to Anna.
Then I saw Maria, she was standing a little ways away looking at us. Her face was white as a ghost. It caught me a guard and I nervously sat down at the end of the booth next to the grandfather.
"Maria?" The man frowned at her. "Dad.." Maria took a step in our direction. "Hi.." she said to me. My heart beat hard, and everybody instinctively scooted over a little so that Maria could sit down next to me.
"So how long have you known Maria?" her dad asked me.
"I met her at Sacramento Junior college, the year before last.." I managed.
Maria gave me a shocked look and a tear streamed down her face. Instinctively I reached over, put an arm around Maria and pulled her close.
Her dad looked at me with amazement and I suddenly realized what I was doing.
"Are you really her boyfriend?" He asked cautiously.
"No.."
Tears streaked down Maria's face.
"Then what the hell are you doing here?"
"I don't know.." I half laughed nervously.
"Do you have any real feelings for Maria?" He asked again.
"I don't know...well.. yeah, I mean I think I do.."
Maria's father gave me an incredulous look and put his hand on his head.
You've heard the expression "The day hell freezes over." alluding to the impossible happening. Well today was that day.
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