kittykateater
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OOC: I haven't been around on the SRP for a while. That's because I think I have finally met "the" one. I'm so happy, that I wanted to share my experience with you all. Hope you like my story.
The Dating Service
For about the thousandth time, I pulled one of those red 3-ring binders down off the shelf,
sat at a table, and opened it. After two years as a member of this dating service, it was hard to get excited any more, as I flipped one plastic-covered page after another. Each page telling me about a single woman, in her own words.
"I just love to sit home and watch sports on TV," one woman had written." God, I had read that
about a million times before. These women all write that, thinking this is what men like to hear. After all, don't ALL guys love yelling at the TV screen as they cheer on their favorite football, baseball, or basketball team?
No, they don't. I like reading books. Taking walks in the woods. Going to the movies. Listening to music. And I pretty much hate sports.
No, this woman's blatant and probably phony attempt to be "just one of the guys" didn't interest me at all. Turn the page.
"I love adventure," the next woman had written in the binder. "Wouldn't you love to jump out of an
airplane with me?"
No, I wouldn't. Next!
"I am a former Playboy bunny," the next one had written. What kind of men was she trying to attract with a statement like that? Obviously not the life partner that this dating service was supposed to help you find. Next!
I looked up from the book. This was getting tiresome. I started to look around at the other guys, at nearby tables.
You can always spot the guys who are new at this. They look at the photos on the backsides of each
page first, looking for someone very pretty. Only afterward do they read what the women have written. And often they don't read the written profile at all.
I had done that at first, too. Picked a woman to ask out on a date, on the basis of just her looks.
There had been that woman with the looks of a model. She spent our whole date talking about her makeup, how she had shopped around all over town until she had found and bought the perfect shoes and ear-rings to match her dress. Did I prefer her hair up or let down? Would I consider wearing a toupee to hide my receding hair-line, because it embarasses her. Every time I tried to steer the conversation to current events, current movies, favorite books, favorite songs, her family and mine, our childhoods, she always brought the conversation back around to her beautiful looks. I just wanted to get up from the restaurant table and run away, screaming.
Then there was the woman I took to a very elegant Italian restaurant. She started talking about how she hates to dine out. She'd much rather stay home in her ratty old house coat (her words) and comfy slippers, with her hair up in curlers, pop up a TV dinner in the microwave, sit on the couch with her feet propped up on the coffee table, and watch an old movie on TV. Now THERE'S an image of the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with! NEXT!
So now I always read the written profile first. Sometimes, you could tell as much about a woman by what she DIDN'T tell you about herself in her written profile, as by what she DID say. If she sounded interesting, then I'd check out her picture. If she didn't look COMPLETELY repulsive, I would have the dating service contact her. Then it was up to her whether to accept my offer of a date. Maybe one in 20 that passed all of MY tests, said yes back to me. It was often discouraging, and there were times I was tempted to just let my membership lapse, not renew it. Lately, I was starting to feel that way a lot again. But then my counselor at the dating service told me it had taken her nearly four years to find HER perfect guy. So I had let her talk me into renewing for one MORE year. And now here I was, once more reading these plastic-covered written self-descriptions of various single women.
"All I want is sex," the next profile said. Like the lady who claimed to love sports, I could sense that she had written this only because she thought that's what men want to hear. She was dishonest, and that's no way to start a relationship that you want to have lead to marriage.
NEXT!
"Hmm, this woman writes well and has interesting things to say. Oh wait, look at her birth year. She's 25 years older than me!" I shudder. I do NOT want to marry my mother! Turn the page!
"I love sky-diving." Next!
"I love sports on TV." Next!
"I want a man with a sense of humor. But then, don't we all." So you're saying you're exactly like everyone else? Tell me what makes you, well, uniquely YOU. Why I would want to date, maybe even marry you, over all those other women who also enjoy a sense of humor. But she never DID say what's unique about her. NEXT!
"I am learning how to cook without burning it!" Now THAT's funny. I want to read more. "Playing board games brings people closer together. You can learn a LOT about a person by how they play Scrabble or Monopoly. How aggressive or friendly they are. How competive. And how smart they are, or just strategically clever." Now, that's
different. And inciteful. I read on. "I recently attended a women's career seminar. It helped me realize a lot about what I want and don't want in a job. And in a man, too!" This woman has some interesting things to say. "My family will tell you that I am very warm and open. And fiercely loyal to those who earn my trust." Loyalty and trust. Isn't that EXACTLY what I want in the woman I'm going to marry? "I've been taking ball-room dancing lessons recently." I'll be damned: so have I! "I like rock music, but I prefer jazz and classical." So do I! I just HAVE to ask this woman out. But if she says no, I'll be CRUSHED!
I closed the binder, and handed this woman's name and membership number to my dating-service counselor. The next week was the longest week of my life. But then a letter came in the mail. It said simply "call me" and a phone number. Simple and direct. I like that.
So I called. "I couldn't believe you asked me out," she began. "I've read YOUR profile about a hundred times. I've always found it fascinating. You seem to be SO much like me. My kindred soul. But I was afraid to contact you. Every time I've made the first move, and asked a guy out, it has NEVER worked out. So all I could do was wait and hope that you would one day read MY profile, and you would ask ME out. And now you HAVE!" She sounded so happy.
"So does that mean you'll go OUT with me?"
She replied with the most enthusiastic yes I've ever heard in my life.
We spent about three hours on the phone that night, talking about absolutely everything. What more was there to talk about? But the next night, she called me, and we talked for another 3 or 4 hours. In fact, we talked all night every night, for about three weeks, before we were able to set up a time and place to finally meet in person.
I went back to the dating service. I realized I had never even bothered to look at her photo. I had better know what she looks like, so I'll recognize her when we meet up. The dating service let me xerox her photo. She had dark wavy hair that swirled down to her shoulders. And a beautiful, warm, friendly smile.
But she never showed up! I showed her photo around, but nobody had seen her. She called me that night, though, apologizing profusely. She had gotten lost, and by the time she finally found the place, I had left.
The next morning, she called me again, and invited me to go swimming with her, at the local community swimming pool. There was a park in front of the pool, and she would be sitting under the big tree in the park.
When I arrived, I was amazed to find this woman sitting on the grass, in a tight purple t-shirt, and khaki shorts, her back leaning against the tree trunk, her dark, smooth, shapely legs stretched out in front of her. She looked MUCH better in person, than in her photo. She led me over to a nearby table, and we shared a delicious picnic lunch that she had made herself, as we talked like we had on the phone. For hours. About everything. She apologized that we never did get around to swimming. Then we both drove to our respective homes.
The next morning, we had our second date. I picked her up at her house, and drove her to the beach. She looked great in her one-piece swimsuit. And I caught her several times admiring me in my own swim trunks. We had a great time just lying on the beach and watching the waves, holding hands, talking and laughing. Then we window-shopped in all the quaint little clothing and novelty shops along the beach, holding hands and gazing soulfully into each other's eyes.
My car broke down on the way home from the beach, and we had to have it towed home. She sat in my lap in the small, cramped cab of the towtruck. I didn't mind!
We kissed when we parted, and I surprised myself by stating, "I love you." She surprised me even more with her reply of "I love you, too."
The next Friday night, we went to a concert, dinner at a very classy Chinese restaurant (the kind that Asians actually patronize, for a real taste of home), and a movie. I told her I was having such a great time with her, that I had already asked the dating service to put my membership on hold. She said that was a great idea, and she would do the same.
That Saturday night, we went out dancing. After about two hours, she complained about sore feet. "Take me home?" she smiled. I started to drive toward her place when she added, "to YOUR home."
We sat on my couch, and talked some more. "I'm in the mood to listen to some jazz," she smiled. I turned on the stereo and tuned to the local jazz station. A sax solo was playing. She tucked her feet under her and snuggled against me on the couch, resting her head against my chest. I rubbed her tired, sore feet for her. "Mmm, this is nice," she purred. Her fingers reached up and unbuttoned the top button of my shirt.
"Yes, it is," I agreed.
She placed her hand over mine, guided it to her blouse, and together we unbuttoned her top button.
She then unbuttoned the next button of my shirt, and slid her hand through my open shirt, to gently rub my chest.
I leaned forward and kissed the side of her neck, while unbuttoning the second button of her blouse. She let out a soft "Mmmm!"
She unbuttoned another button of my shirt, and kissed my chest.
I unbuttoned another button of her blouse, kissed the front of her neck, and trailed my kisses down into her beautiful cleavage, between the soft lacy cups of her black bra.
She finished unbuttoning my shirt, tugged my shirt tails out of my pants, and let it drape open around my bare chest.
I unbuttoned the rest of her blouse, pulled it out of the top of her short skirt, and it fell open, curving gracefully around her lacy black bra. We took turns kissing each other's chest. I put my arms around her and kissed her. She parted her lips just enough to slip her tongue into my mouth, and I reciprocated. I slipped my fingers around to the clasp at the back of her bra, and unhooked it. She removed her bra and tossed it on the carpeted floor of the living room. She had the biggest, reddest nipples, surrounded by the widest, brownest areolas I had ever seen. I took several moments to just admire, to just drink in, their spectacular beauty, before leaning in and kissing her beautiful breasts all over, and then sucking and nibbling on her nipples.
"Yes," she whispered, so tentatively, so hesitantly, that it almost sounded like "no."
She leaned back away from my hungry mouth, her nipples all nice and big and hard. She smiled, and she tugged my belt open.
I smiled back, and pushed her short skirt up, resting my hand over her pretty little black-lace panties, letting my fingers gently rub the lace against the moist center of her femininity.
"Yes," she whispered, only a little less softly, and a little less hesitantly than the first time.
She grinned up at me, and she slowly unzipped my pants.
I pushed her panties to one side, and let my thumb swirl slow circles around her clit. I raised my ass off the couch as she eagerly tugged my pants down my legs. She reached inside my boxers, and encircled her hand around my cock.
"Yes," she was not at all hesitant this time.
I raised my ass off the couch again, and with a big happy smile on her face, she tugged my boxers down off of me.
I reached around to her left side, and unzipped the side zipper of her miniskirt. With one swift tug, I pulled her skirt off of her. She raised her ass off the couch now, and I skimmed her panties off of her. I then slid a finger into her hot, wet pussy, as she slowly pumped my cock in her fist.
"YES!" she shouted, confidently, positively now.
We started kissing each other's chest again, and then slowly moved our kisses down each other's torso.
I kissed her bare feet, and kissed my way up her right leg. I then kissed my way up her left leg, kissing her inner thigh, then kissing her pussy lips. Her breathing became more labored and rapid, and she began to moan softly.
"Yes! Yes! Oh, YES!"
My kisses moved to her clit, and soon my tongue joined my lips there. YES! Her moans grew louder and more frequent. Yes, yes, YES! I sucked on her clit, and gently nibbled on it. I slid my tongue inside of her, and playfully lapped at her G-spot. "YES!" she cried, and "YES! again. Then, shaking from head to toe, she thoroughly soaked my face, and I licked up every tasty drop.
With a wickedly seductive grin, she pushed me back on the couch, kissed her way down my chest, around my waist and hips, across my inner thighs, and onto my balls. She then kissed and licked her way up my shaft, swirled her tongue all around my cock-head, and gently sucked just the head into her mouth. My cock got VERY hard now, and was throbbing about a million times a second. I rubbed my finger across her G-spot, feeling how incredibly moist she was inside now.
"Take me to bed?" she whispered, half ordering me, half asking me. We held hands and walked to my bedroom, she guiding my steps as much as I was guiding hers. This was what we BOTH wanted, what we both NEEDED now, as we collapsed naked onto my bed, our arms and legs wrapped tightly around each other.
"YES!" we both groaned now, as we melted into each other, becoming one being, joined in love...and lust. "YES!"
The Dating Service
For about the thousandth time, I pulled one of those red 3-ring binders down off the shelf,
sat at a table, and opened it. After two years as a member of this dating service, it was hard to get excited any more, as I flipped one plastic-covered page after another. Each page telling me about a single woman, in her own words.
"I just love to sit home and watch sports on TV," one woman had written." God, I had read that
about a million times before. These women all write that, thinking this is what men like to hear. After all, don't ALL guys love yelling at the TV screen as they cheer on their favorite football, baseball, or basketball team?
No, they don't. I like reading books. Taking walks in the woods. Going to the movies. Listening to music. And I pretty much hate sports.
No, this woman's blatant and probably phony attempt to be "just one of the guys" didn't interest me at all. Turn the page.
"I love adventure," the next woman had written in the binder. "Wouldn't you love to jump out of an
airplane with me?"
No, I wouldn't. Next!
"I am a former Playboy bunny," the next one had written. What kind of men was she trying to attract with a statement like that? Obviously not the life partner that this dating service was supposed to help you find. Next!
I looked up from the book. This was getting tiresome. I started to look around at the other guys, at nearby tables.
You can always spot the guys who are new at this. They look at the photos on the backsides of each
page first, looking for someone very pretty. Only afterward do they read what the women have written. And often they don't read the written profile at all.
I had done that at first, too. Picked a woman to ask out on a date, on the basis of just her looks.
There had been that woman with the looks of a model. She spent our whole date talking about her makeup, how she had shopped around all over town until she had found and bought the perfect shoes and ear-rings to match her dress. Did I prefer her hair up or let down? Would I consider wearing a toupee to hide my receding hair-line, because it embarasses her. Every time I tried to steer the conversation to current events, current movies, favorite books, favorite songs, her family and mine, our childhoods, she always brought the conversation back around to her beautiful looks. I just wanted to get up from the restaurant table and run away, screaming.
Then there was the woman I took to a very elegant Italian restaurant. She started talking about how she hates to dine out. She'd much rather stay home in her ratty old house coat (her words) and comfy slippers, with her hair up in curlers, pop up a TV dinner in the microwave, sit on the couch with her feet propped up on the coffee table, and watch an old movie on TV. Now THERE'S an image of the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with! NEXT!
So now I always read the written profile first. Sometimes, you could tell as much about a woman by what she DIDN'T tell you about herself in her written profile, as by what she DID say. If she sounded interesting, then I'd check out her picture. If she didn't look COMPLETELY repulsive, I would have the dating service contact her. Then it was up to her whether to accept my offer of a date. Maybe one in 20 that passed all of MY tests, said yes back to me. It was often discouraging, and there were times I was tempted to just let my membership lapse, not renew it. Lately, I was starting to feel that way a lot again. But then my counselor at the dating service told me it had taken her nearly four years to find HER perfect guy. So I had let her talk me into renewing for one MORE year. And now here I was, once more reading these plastic-covered written self-descriptions of various single women.
"All I want is sex," the next profile said. Like the lady who claimed to love sports, I could sense that she had written this only because she thought that's what men want to hear. She was dishonest, and that's no way to start a relationship that you want to have lead to marriage.
NEXT!
"Hmm, this woman writes well and has interesting things to say. Oh wait, look at her birth year. She's 25 years older than me!" I shudder. I do NOT want to marry my mother! Turn the page!
"I love sky-diving." Next!
"I love sports on TV." Next!
"I want a man with a sense of humor. But then, don't we all." So you're saying you're exactly like everyone else? Tell me what makes you, well, uniquely YOU. Why I would want to date, maybe even marry you, over all those other women who also enjoy a sense of humor. But she never DID say what's unique about her. NEXT!
"I am learning how to cook without burning it!" Now THAT's funny. I want to read more. "Playing board games brings people closer together. You can learn a LOT about a person by how they play Scrabble or Monopoly. How aggressive or friendly they are. How competive. And how smart they are, or just strategically clever." Now, that's
different. And inciteful. I read on. "I recently attended a women's career seminar. It helped me realize a lot about what I want and don't want in a job. And in a man, too!" This woman has some interesting things to say. "My family will tell you that I am very warm and open. And fiercely loyal to those who earn my trust." Loyalty and trust. Isn't that EXACTLY what I want in the woman I'm going to marry? "I've been taking ball-room dancing lessons recently." I'll be damned: so have I! "I like rock music, but I prefer jazz and classical." So do I! I just HAVE to ask this woman out. But if she says no, I'll be CRUSHED!
I closed the binder, and handed this woman's name and membership number to my dating-service counselor. The next week was the longest week of my life. But then a letter came in the mail. It said simply "call me" and a phone number. Simple and direct. I like that.
So I called. "I couldn't believe you asked me out," she began. "I've read YOUR profile about a hundred times. I've always found it fascinating. You seem to be SO much like me. My kindred soul. But I was afraid to contact you. Every time I've made the first move, and asked a guy out, it has NEVER worked out. So all I could do was wait and hope that you would one day read MY profile, and you would ask ME out. And now you HAVE!" She sounded so happy.
"So does that mean you'll go OUT with me?"
She replied with the most enthusiastic yes I've ever heard in my life.
We spent about three hours on the phone that night, talking about absolutely everything. What more was there to talk about? But the next night, she called me, and we talked for another 3 or 4 hours. In fact, we talked all night every night, for about three weeks, before we were able to set up a time and place to finally meet in person.
I went back to the dating service. I realized I had never even bothered to look at her photo. I had better know what she looks like, so I'll recognize her when we meet up. The dating service let me xerox her photo. She had dark wavy hair that swirled down to her shoulders. And a beautiful, warm, friendly smile.
But she never showed up! I showed her photo around, but nobody had seen her. She called me that night, though, apologizing profusely. She had gotten lost, and by the time she finally found the place, I had left.
The next morning, she called me again, and invited me to go swimming with her, at the local community swimming pool. There was a park in front of the pool, and she would be sitting under the big tree in the park.
When I arrived, I was amazed to find this woman sitting on the grass, in a tight purple t-shirt, and khaki shorts, her back leaning against the tree trunk, her dark, smooth, shapely legs stretched out in front of her. She looked MUCH better in person, than in her photo. She led me over to a nearby table, and we shared a delicious picnic lunch that she had made herself, as we talked like we had on the phone. For hours. About everything. She apologized that we never did get around to swimming. Then we both drove to our respective homes.
The next morning, we had our second date. I picked her up at her house, and drove her to the beach. She looked great in her one-piece swimsuit. And I caught her several times admiring me in my own swim trunks. We had a great time just lying on the beach and watching the waves, holding hands, talking and laughing. Then we window-shopped in all the quaint little clothing and novelty shops along the beach, holding hands and gazing soulfully into each other's eyes.
My car broke down on the way home from the beach, and we had to have it towed home. She sat in my lap in the small, cramped cab of the towtruck. I didn't mind!
We kissed when we parted, and I surprised myself by stating, "I love you." She surprised me even more with her reply of "I love you, too."
The next Friday night, we went to a concert, dinner at a very classy Chinese restaurant (the kind that Asians actually patronize, for a real taste of home), and a movie. I told her I was having such a great time with her, that I had already asked the dating service to put my membership on hold. She said that was a great idea, and she would do the same.
That Saturday night, we went out dancing. After about two hours, she complained about sore feet. "Take me home?" she smiled. I started to drive toward her place when she added, "to YOUR home."
We sat on my couch, and talked some more. "I'm in the mood to listen to some jazz," she smiled. I turned on the stereo and tuned to the local jazz station. A sax solo was playing. She tucked her feet under her and snuggled against me on the couch, resting her head against my chest. I rubbed her tired, sore feet for her. "Mmm, this is nice," she purred. Her fingers reached up and unbuttoned the top button of my shirt.
"Yes, it is," I agreed.
She placed her hand over mine, guided it to her blouse, and together we unbuttoned her top button.
She then unbuttoned the next button of my shirt, and slid her hand through my open shirt, to gently rub my chest.
I leaned forward and kissed the side of her neck, while unbuttoning the second button of her blouse. She let out a soft "Mmmm!"
She unbuttoned another button of my shirt, and kissed my chest.
I unbuttoned another button of her blouse, kissed the front of her neck, and trailed my kisses down into her beautiful cleavage, between the soft lacy cups of her black bra.
She finished unbuttoning my shirt, tugged my shirt tails out of my pants, and let it drape open around my bare chest.
I unbuttoned the rest of her blouse, pulled it out of the top of her short skirt, and it fell open, curving gracefully around her lacy black bra. We took turns kissing each other's chest. I put my arms around her and kissed her. She parted her lips just enough to slip her tongue into my mouth, and I reciprocated. I slipped my fingers around to the clasp at the back of her bra, and unhooked it. She removed her bra and tossed it on the carpeted floor of the living room. She had the biggest, reddest nipples, surrounded by the widest, brownest areolas I had ever seen. I took several moments to just admire, to just drink in, their spectacular beauty, before leaning in and kissing her beautiful breasts all over, and then sucking and nibbling on her nipples.
"Yes," she whispered, so tentatively, so hesitantly, that it almost sounded like "no."
She leaned back away from my hungry mouth, her nipples all nice and big and hard. She smiled, and she tugged my belt open.
I smiled back, and pushed her short skirt up, resting my hand over her pretty little black-lace panties, letting my fingers gently rub the lace against the moist center of her femininity.
"Yes," she whispered, only a little less softly, and a little less hesitantly than the first time.
She grinned up at me, and she slowly unzipped my pants.
I pushed her panties to one side, and let my thumb swirl slow circles around her clit. I raised my ass off the couch as she eagerly tugged my pants down my legs. She reached inside my boxers, and encircled her hand around my cock.
"Yes," she was not at all hesitant this time.
I raised my ass off the couch again, and with a big happy smile on her face, she tugged my boxers down off of me.
I reached around to her left side, and unzipped the side zipper of her miniskirt. With one swift tug, I pulled her skirt off of her. She raised her ass off the couch now, and I skimmed her panties off of her. I then slid a finger into her hot, wet pussy, as she slowly pumped my cock in her fist.
"YES!" she shouted, confidently, positively now.
We started kissing each other's chest again, and then slowly moved our kisses down each other's torso.
I kissed her bare feet, and kissed my way up her right leg. I then kissed my way up her left leg, kissing her inner thigh, then kissing her pussy lips. Her breathing became more labored and rapid, and she began to moan softly.
"Yes! Yes! Oh, YES!"
My kisses moved to her clit, and soon my tongue joined my lips there. YES! Her moans grew louder and more frequent. Yes, yes, YES! I sucked on her clit, and gently nibbled on it. I slid my tongue inside of her, and playfully lapped at her G-spot. "YES!" she cried, and "YES! again. Then, shaking from head to toe, she thoroughly soaked my face, and I licked up every tasty drop.
With a wickedly seductive grin, she pushed me back on the couch, kissed her way down my chest, around my waist and hips, across my inner thighs, and onto my balls. She then kissed and licked her way up my shaft, swirled her tongue all around my cock-head, and gently sucked just the head into her mouth. My cock got VERY hard now, and was throbbing about a million times a second. I rubbed my finger across her G-spot, feeling how incredibly moist she was inside now.
"Take me to bed?" she whispered, half ordering me, half asking me. We held hands and walked to my bedroom, she guiding my steps as much as I was guiding hers. This was what we BOTH wanted, what we both NEEDED now, as we collapsed naked onto my bed, our arms and legs wrapped tightly around each other.
"YES!" we both groaned now, as we melted into each other, becoming one being, joined in love...and lust. "YES!"
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