The Dates Don't Seem To Work Out

[R. Richard]

However, I think I worked for the guy:

“If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet - Benjamin Franklin

 

[StillStunned]

How are dates supposed to work? I know how prunes work, but dates?

 

[onehitwanda]

How are dates supposed to work? I know how prunes work, but dates?

Epsom salts, apparently.

 

[gunhilltrain]

However, I think I worked for the guy:

“If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

That doesn't seem like something Napoleon would have said. Can you confirm the source?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

That doesn't seem like something Napoleon would have said. Can you confirm the source?

I was there. I heard him say it. Promise.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I drank what? - Socrates (probably)

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I drank what? - Socrates (probably)

Me, too. But there was an empty fifth of Mescal on the floor when I said it.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Me, too. But there was an empty fifth of Mescal on the floor when I said it.

We've all been there...